A.N. We're bAck.

Jade: Why did you capitalize the a in back?

Risa: That's how it would be pronounced.

Jade: whatever

Risa: ANYwho, I'm taking over this fanfiction for a while…a chapter a while…er…

Jade: Aw crap, you're going to make everyone insane…hey…I'm Jaden you fool! Not Jade!

Risa: :P I can do whatever I want. This is MY chapter, and so you shall be Jade

Jade:…we're dead

Risa: Pessimist

Jade: And proud of it

Risa: *rolls eyes* That's not very pismistic…now for chapter two! (By the way, we don't own the Chronicles of Narnia. Wish we did, cause it's such a good series but…nope, still not C.S. Lewis. Darn it.)

Jade: you would seem a lot more intelligent if you wouldn't talk at all.

Risa: Shut up! We need to start the actual chapter now!

Jade: THEN START IT!

Risa: Okay…here we go

Chapter Two

Of my betrothed (sort of), my best friend, and of my favorite talking rodent.

[Risa's POV]

I stood , utterly soaked on the deck of what I remembered was called the Dawn Treader. And standing in front of me was my future husband.

"Yes…have we met?" Caspian asked, confused. Probably because we knew he was a king in a fictional land that he didn't know was fiction and he didn't know that we came from (duh duh duuuuh) the real world (A.N.: He's not really missing out on anything though…). I was about to tell him that yes, we met when he proposed to me, but Jaden had to ruin my master plan.

"No, we haven't." She said, eyeing me, "My name is Jaden Greene and this is Clairissa Starr."

"You forgot the Anne, Jade."

"They don't need to know your middle name, Risa." She rolled her eyes and gave a sort of curtsy without the dress. I bowed because I don't do curtsies.

Around this time, I noticed (or renoticed, to be precise) the three people standing there watching us. Jade's eyes lit up when she saw Edmund.

I took over then, "Well…er…King Caspian, uh, we're from the same place King Edmund and Queen Lucy are from."

This was a shock to pretty much everyone. But they took one look at our clothes (I was wearying jeans, my blue T-shirt with wings on it, my black sweatshirt, and my convers and Jade was wearing her jeans, tennis shoes, purple sweatshirt and whatever shirt was under her sweatshirt… all soaked) and seemed to decide that we were telling the truth. I looked at the fine King but then snapped out of it, remembering pretty much my favorite…er…creature in all of Narnia.

"May I inquire to your clothing, it is quite different from their majesties." I nearly squealed with delight when I saw the feather, the sword, and the Mouse. Reepicheep!

Jade jabbed me in the ribs with her elbow, hard, to keep me in line. Clearing her throat, she took over, "We come from a different time than Kind Edmund and Queen Lucy."

"And a different dimension." I said, or tried to say. Jade had conveniently put her hand over my mouth. Darn it all.

Both Edmund and Lucy looked surprised at this, but then another boy snorted, "Another time? When?"

I pulled Jade's hand away (which they'd ignored, still a little bit in shock) and answered, "It's 2009 where we come from. The world is in complete chaos…again."

"2009? We're supposed to believe that." The boy said, and I glared at him. Then our favorite Mouse came to my rescue.

"Do not speak to a lady in such a way." He said, looking hard at him. If he didn't like it so much, I would have hugged him.

"Thank you, Reepicheep. I am honored to have such a valiant knight of Narnia defending my honor." This shocked everybody into silence. Oops…forgot we've never met either…unless he was the one that proposed to me.

"How do you know Reepicheep?" Lucy inquired. I shrugged, glad that I'd pretty much dreamed of this day since I picked up The Magicians Nephew.

"Jaden without the n and I are experts on the goings on of Narnia. We may even know things that their Majesties are not aware of." I was referring to the beginning of Narnia, but they didn't catch on.

They were staring at us in silence (that happens a lot when people first meet me) when Jade shivered.

"I've been a fool twice this day. Here you ladies are standing in your wet clothes." He ushered us to his cabin, which was exactly as C.S. Lewis described. I touched the image of Aslan and felt giddier than I'd been already. Aslan does that to people.

"You know Aslan?" Lucy asked me, her eyes shining. Jade and me looked at each other, unsure of how to explain.

We spoke at the same time, "He's our best friend." Not entirely untrue. Not if you remembered who Aslan actually represents.

Her eyes lit up in excitement. "Now lets get you out of those wet clothes." She said, very happy.

I shrugged, "I don't mind being wet." Looking at Jade, I grinned, "And Jade over there has always been a wet blanket." I got smacked in the shoulder. "OW! Abuse!" I cried, pouting. Lucy giggled.

"You deserved that." She muttered. After a quick glare to her, I laughed too.

"I may have." I felt like laughing, dancing, and screaming my joy. I was actually in freaking NARNIA!

Okay, because of a lack of reveiews, I'm going to demand...I don't know...five...until the next chapter is posted.