Every time the number of reviews reaches ten more, (meaning when it hits 10, 20, 30, etc), I'll change the screennames of the characters. If you'd like to suggest some names, review or PM me. This chapter has a little Ezzy in it... but that's Max's fault. ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or the Maximum Ride series; they belong to James Patterson, who, I might add, isn't me. The only thing I do own is Mystery Character (you'll find out who she/he is later).

Just so you know:

Angel - AngelicMindReader

Gazzy - WhatsThatSmell

Nudge - MsMakesUrEarsBleed

Iggy - MrBlowsStuffUp

Fang - SilentStalker

Max - SayonaraSuckers

Total - BetterThanCeleste

Ella - HalfSista

Dr Martinez - MyChocoChipCookiesRock

James Patterson - IveMadeMillionsFromYouGuys

The Voice - ImInMaxsHead

Mystery Character - FunkyIsCool

Chatroom has been created

AngelicMindReader has joined the chatroom

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AngelicMindReader - Is the plan in place?

HalfSista - It's working better then we expected. Max, Fang, & Iggy r going 2 fall right into it.

AngelicMindReader - Good. Total, is it in place?

BetterThanCeleste - Exactly where it should b

AngelicMindReader - *grins evilly* Myst, is every1 accounted 4?

FunkyIsCool - Gazzy & Nudge r ready & waiting. Dr M is nowhere 2 b found.

AngelicMindReader - Perfect. Let's c how they like our little 'surprise'

HalfSista has left the chatroom

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AngelicMindReader - Do they know about out real plan?

FunkyIsCool - Not yet

AngelicMindReader - *cackles evilly*

FunkyIsCool has left the chatroom to evade Angel's cackelling (A/N: I know it's not a word! But you understand what I mean, dontcha?)

WhatThatSmell has joined the chatroom

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AngelicMindReader - Welcome. Ready?

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - Ready. U still haven't seen my pink nail polish, tho, & it's really pretty & sparkly & all...

WhatsThatSmell - Ready. They'll never expect this

AngelicMindReader - Get 2 ur positions; improvise is necessary

MsMakesUrEarsBleed has left the chatroom get into position

WhatsThatSmell has left the chatroom to get into position

AngelicMindReader has left the chatroom

Chatroom has closed

~Front yard of Dr Martinez's house - Max's POV~

Fang, Iggy, and I landed after flying around for a bit. (The problem about Nudge had already been resolved.) Unfortunately for Iggy, he landed in a birth bath. I cracked up when I saw that, "Iggy! Are you trying to give two-percent of yourself a bath?" That made me laugh even harder.

I suddenly slipped, and landing, FWAK, on my... let's say butt for the time being, shall we? Then Fang let out a chuckle. He actually chuckled! "FANG!" I yelled at him.

Out of nowhere something with wings hit Fang full on.

~Small grove of trees near Dr Martinez's house - Angel's POV~

Everything was going perfect: Iggy has landed in the birdbath, just like I'd told him to; Max slipped on the banana peel; Gazzy knocked Fang over; but there was one, small problem. Total and Nudge were nowhere to be found. Total was supposed to come lick Iggy's face, and Nudge was supposed to run and get Gazzy. I wonder where they are...

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Chatroom has been created

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MsMakesUrEarsBleed - Angel said we could improvise if necessary...

WhatsThatSmell - Yes, she did

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - We don't have much time b4 she realizes that that was Total who ran into Fang, so let's get started. I grab Angel u grab Total & hair?

WhatsThatSmell - Deal. What about Myst?

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - Myst can take care of herself... Let's go

MsMakesUrEarsBleed has left the chatroom

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~Front yard of Dr Martinez's house - Max's POV~

"FANG!" I shouted. I turned around to look at him lying on the ground. There was something black and fluffy on top of him... "Total!" I scolded right when someone yanked my hair, grabbed Total, and took off like a rocket, a rocket named Gazzy. "Gazzy!" I reprimanded. It seems I was shouting everyone's name.

I saw something blurry out of the corner of my eye. I looked over and saw a kid with wings diving towards the grove of trees. It had to either be Nudge or Angel, but Angel didn't have tawny wings. "NUDGE!" I yelled. Once again, someone's first name. Then I saw Nudge rise out of the forest carrying something...

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Chatroom has been created

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SayonaraSuckers - Can any of u tell me what happened earlier today? & y Ella is here?

SilentStalker - Yes, xplain who came up with this evil... plan

MrBlowsStuffUp - Angel blackmailed me into landing in the birdbath... that's all I know

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - Angel made this plan 2 embarrass the 3 of u, but then she had a side plan 4 me & Gazzy 2 embarrass Total & Ella, so I'm betting she had a side plan 2 have Total & Ella embarrass us so she could get a laugh out of it, but she said we could 'improvise if necessary' so we decided 2 embarrass her, 2

AngelicMindReader - NUDGE! I THOT WE WERE GOING 2 KEEP THE PLAN SECRET! Y, I'M GOING 2... NUDGE U OFF A CLIFF! & HOW DARE U IMPROVISE WHEN NOT NECESSARY!

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - That wouldn't do anything... I can fly u know

SayonaraSuckers - That only answers half of my question. Erm... one of them I mean

WhatsThatSmell - Exactly what Nudge said, I mean what she said b4 she said she can, but I agree with that 2, but there was a bit more... u c, Angel decided that she wanted 2 give u guys payback 4... (A/N: Evil mini-cliffie! *grins evilly, in imitation of Angel*)

~Small grove of trees near DR Martinez's house - Angel's POV (A/N: Sorry if you don't like me switching between just Angel's and Max's POV... but they're the main characters in this chapter... if you want me to use any particular character's POV, review or PM me)~

...Well they're right there! As I watched, Gazzy dived, yanked Max's hair, and grabbed... wait... that's supposed to Gazzy! Not Total! Why I'm going to... my rant was cut short by someone grabbing me by the shoulders. "HEY!" I shouted angrily. I looked up and saw Nudge, "NUDGE! LET ME GO! NOW! NUDGE! OR ELSE!" I yelled just as angrily, but with a touch of... well truthfully surprise. Nudge lifted me up out of the forest, flew my over to Dr Martinez's yard, and dropped me... right into the birth bath.

~Dr Martinez's front yard - Max's POV~

...something that looked quite a lot like Angel. "ANGEL!" I screamed, but they didn't hear me. Nudge flew over to the yard, and then dropped Angel. "ANGEL!" I screamed even louder. Funnily enough, Angel landing in the bird bath. Iggy yelled at her, "Here to give the other ninety-eight percent a bath!?" Even though he hadn't seen Angel falling, he would've heard the splash, and me yelling 'Angel'.

That just cracked me up. Even though I was worried for my little Angel, this was just as hilarious as when Iggy landed in the bird bath. And when Fang was knocked over.

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WhatsThatSmell - ...making her get a haircut

AngelicMindReader - GAZZY! I'M GOING 2-

*CRASH*

SayonaraSuckers - I CAN'T BELIEVE U FEEL THAT WAY ANGEL! U R THE 1 THAT WANTED 2 GET A HAIRCUT IN THE 1ST PLACE!

MrBlowsStuffUp - What was that!?

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - *pants* me tackling Angel so she couldn't finish her threat

SilentStalker - I suggest u hide Nudge, b4 Max tackles u

SayonaraSuckers - I'd rather Angel b tackled than threaten

HalfSista - U wanted 2 know y I'm here, right?

SayonaraSuckers - ye-

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - LET'S PLAY A GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE!

AngelicMindReader - GREAT IDEA!

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - MY TURN! Hm... Fang, truth or dare?

SilentStalker - Dare

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - I dare u 2... dye ur hair orange!

SilentStalker - WHAT!? I NEVER SAID I'D DO THAT!

AngelicMindReader - DO IT! DO IT!

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - DO IT! DO IT!

HalfSista - DO IT! DO IT!

SayonaraSuckers - DO IT! DO IT!

SilentStalker - *sigh*

SilentStalker has left the chatroom to dye hair orange

WhatsThatSmell - I can't wait 4 this!

AngelicMindReader - Ella! Get the camera! Quick!

HalfSista has left the chatroom to take pics of Fang... with orange hair

SayonaraSuckers - This'll b funnier than when Total knocked Fang over!

SilentStalker has joined the chatroom

HalfSista has joined the chatroom

SilentStalker - There. Happy now?

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - U LOOK HILARIOUS!!!! LOL!!!

HalfSista - Hold still Fang, I can't take any pics if u r moving constantly!

WhatsThatSmell - AWESOME! HAHA!!!

SayonaraSuckers - *is silent bc can't breath from laughter* rofl!!!!!!!

SilentStalker - My turn *grins evilly*

HalfSista - Uh-oh

SilentStalker - Max, truth or dare?

SayonaraSuckers - *still laughing* truth

SilentStalker - What EXACTLY were u thinking when Nudge dropped Angel into the bird bath?

SayonaraSuckers - I MEAN DARE!!!!

SilentStalker - 2 latte

MrBlowsStuffUp - 2 latte? Max doesn't like lattes!

SayonaraSuckers - Fine. I was thinking "That's funnier than when Iggy landed in the bird bath! I know I should b worried 4 my little Angel, but... that's hilarious!"

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - *awkward silence*

AngelicMindReader - I CAN'T BELIEVE U MAX!!!!

SayonaraScukers - *ignores Angel* My turn... Ella, truth or dare?

HalfSista - Dare

SayonaraSuckers - Ella, I dare u 2... kiss Gazzy! On the lips!

HalfSista - WHAT!?

WhatsThatSmell - WHAT!?

HalfSista - I guess I have 2, don't I...

HalfSista has left chatroom 2 kiss Gazzy

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - Quick! Hand me the camera!

MrBlowsStuffUp - I can't wait 2 c... oh wait, I can't c

*SMOOCH*

HalfSista has joined chatroom

HalfSista - THERE! TOTALLY GROSS, BUT THERE! My turn... Total, truth or dare?

*General murmurs of 'Total's here? How did he get a computer?'*

BetterThanCeleste - Truth

HalfSista - When r u going 2 propose 2 Akila?

BetterThanCeleste - Uh... um... erm... I pl- wait... no... um...

AngelicMindReader - U have 2 answer Total *giggles quietly*

BetterThanCeleste - I plan on doing it in... uh... August?

MsMakesUrEarsBleed - Total! That's 4EVER away!

BetterThanCeleste - Iggy truth or dare?

MrBlowsStuffUp - Truth

BetterThanCeleste - How can u type? Wait, change that, how can u c what we're typing?

MrBlowsStuffUp - Uh...

To be continued

Evil cliffie! :) How did you like it? Was it better than the first chapter? Worse? Need more chats? Suggestions, complaints, problems, etc, review. Actually, please review anyway. You'll get some freshly made blueberry muffins! *Waves plate under readers' noses* C'mon now, not that hard... just a click and type a few words. Even an 'update soon' is good! *Uses telepathic powers to force readers to click the green 'Review this story/chapter' button* Also, I got the idea for this fanfic from: Loveinghorses098. You should totally check out her MR chat. Also, (sorry about the million 'also's), sorry if you don't like how big it is... I just felt like making it 1700+ words. :)