The Beautiful scenery of Happy Tree Town is shown to the reader as the birds chirped and flew by and then zooms to the townspeople, buying supplies for their family, friends hanging out and everyone being happy.
"I want you to back away from her you hear me? She's with me and you need to stop harassing her okay?" A voice yelled out, ruining the happiness in Happy Tree Town to then show two animals, a light blue pig, wearing a sailor uniform, arguing with a grey wolf with a black tail. The wolf worn a black and red plaid shirt, an old straw hat, camo pants, brown work boots, and had one green and one red eye. They were attracting attention with the latest arguments over a girl. The pig sailor was beginning to become frustrated with the wolf and snarled in anger. The sailor then pushed the wolf.
"Back off from me…you don't even know who you're dealing with." The pig said as the wolf was surprised by the push, Boony ignores it to then be pushed again which begins to stir up his anger.
"Look sir…I'm just here to ask you for the last time to please leave my girl alone, that's all I'm asking." The wolf could say as the pig sailor mocked him in his tone and laughs at him.
"You know what? You're not even worth my time. I'll just pass on by, meet your girl, and take her on a date and I know for a fact that you won't even stop me" The pig sailor said, showing a douche grin, begins to walk past by the wolf who then places his hand on the pig, stopping him as music begins to rise in the background.
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The Pig Sailor turns his head to the wolf and grabs his arm. The Wolf then adds more pressure and slowly fights back with the sailor, showing his teeth as the two clash heads.
BOONY! (Shows Boony tipping his straw hat as another Boony in the back looks up slowly in anger)
"I'm not letting you get near her at all" Boony said to the pig that yells out in anger and tackles Boony to the ground as the ground shakes. The pig looks down at Boony and shows redness throughout his face.
VS.!
"I'll make sure that you're in the hospital once I mop the floor with you." The pig said and grabs Boony by his neck as he raises his trotter, about to hit Boony. The music then gets louder and performs more beats to see the two by themselves.
TRUFFLES! (Shows Truffles's face spin quickly to the screen in anger as then his trotter hits the camera, cracking it)
BEGIN!
"Prepare to enter a world full of pain,
Going against me with your life in vain
Living in your sick fantasy world makes you clearly insane!
I travel the world and the beautiful sea (shows Truffles on a boat, admiring the sea)
Came back to bang your girl when I was invited for tea. (Shows Truffles walking towards a light purple female hand pointing at Truffles and telling him to come in in a seductive way)
I serve ten years for the Navy, Heard that you don't like violence.
With those ragged clothes and wasted bluffs, (shows Boony looking at his clothes and ignores the insult)
You're nothing but a pussy that's about to be silence.
Don't even try to utter a single word,
Being screwed over is all we preferred,
Now choose your next words wisely from what you just heard." Truffles said as He grabs Boony's throat from when he was about to speak. Hearing these words, Boony thinks about the next words and looks at Truffles who lets him go to rap back.
"Hearing all this from a pedophile with Disco Bear as his friend. (Shows Disco Bear putting his arm around Truffles with a perverted grin on his face.)
Going around mocking me,
Saying that "My life is about to end!"
The life you live, the talks you say is nothing but a lie,
Scarring everyone with that horrible Gangdam Style with Psy. (Shows Truffles dancing in the elevator)
The flash images of you in episodes is haunting and has been counted
Of you stalking girls just landed you in America's Most Wanted. (Shows Truffles Wanted Picture)
You're nothing but a snobbish hog who stands around and barks (Shows Truffles blowing a raspberry at Boony)
But in reality, you're poor and homeless who lives on benches in parks.
I'm with a girl, who I'll marry one day,
With these words, I'll be on my way." Boony said as he begins to walk away to then be grabbed by the collar of his shirt and pulled back into the rap battle as Truffles is red mad with anger.
"Don't even think you'll walk out and have the last say,
I'm a mean motherfucker who toys with his prey!
I'm like a disease and can never go away.
Thinking you're all big and bad and so cool,
Why do you have a Mohawk?
Trying to be like Mr.T fool?! (Hits off Boony's straw hat and shows his black Mohawk)
I'll hunt you down and wear your bane
Boony? Who the hell came up with your name?
I believe your mother was messed up, who's to blame? (Boony gets up in anger after hearing about his mother)
I should warn Lammy about your dirty little secrets, (Boony backs away and looks Truffles dead in the eyes)
Since you're the bubonic plague!
Being Nice will get you nowhere I decree
I'll leave you a nice little present, with lots of love by me" Truffles said as with his last line, punches Boony in the face, sending him to the ground. As he hits the ground Truffles laughs and spits on Boony. Truffles laughs and walks away to then hear howling. He turns around to see Boony, getting up from the ground with blood, dripping from his mouth. His fangs come out as his eyes begin to glow. He brings his head up and smiles. It wasn't Boony anymore….It was
CRAZY BOONY!
"The New chapter in nightmares has come alive,
To feast on your flesh is what I deprive!
You think you're selfish, cruel, cold hearted and mean? (Shows Crazy Boony shoving his sharp claw into Truffles chest)
When I'm done with you, the crime I leave will be unseen.
The reason you're angry cause you lost and cried! (Shows Truffles in the corner crying)
To a beautiful lamb in Vote or Die! (Shows Truffles mad at the results of the voting)
Now here comes a tasty plot twist!
From a nice wolf that's now fucking pissed!
This rap lesson is over; your life is now dismissed!" Crazy Boony said as he licks his lips and pounces on Truffles, beginning his feast for the night. Truffles scream and fought with all his might. But he could not overcome his fright with Boony who is winning the struggle fight.
WHO WON?! (Shows the two characters dancing)
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC HAPPY TREE FRIEND RAP BATTLES!