Hey guys! Here's my second chapter, as you can see. I'm trying to post a new chapter daily until I run out of ideas for new parodies. Also, I'm skipping a line everytime a different character talks because one review suggested it would be easier to read that way. Let me know if it's better this way or the way I did the first chapter. Still open for requests for parodies. Read and review!

A/N: I still own nothing!

Ed was relaxing and watching his favorite show on T.V when Wrath and Envy floated through the air with scuba gear on and saying "Glub glub. Glub glub." Ed glared up at them. "Look over there! It's a coral reef!" Envy said, pretending to actually see one.

"Oh look, It's you guys... and you're floating..." Ed said somewhat disturbed by the fact that they were floating.

"Edward, we're scuba diving, Edward!" Envy exclaimed.

"We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue!" Wrath chimed.

"Oh no!" Envy suddenly cried. "Here comes a school of poisonous Foogoo fish!"

"Nooo!" Cried Wrath. "Foogoo!"

"Yeah, you gotta watch out for those." Ed said sarcastically, wishing the two homunculi would leave and let him watch T.V in peace. "So, uh, go away, I'm watching T.V." Just then a blue light shot out of his back.

"The vortex has opened!" Envy cried happily.

"Oh, God. Okay, what is this?" Ed asked, alarmed that a vortex had just opened up in his back. That sort of thing just isn't supposed to happen.

"Edward! We're being pulled into the vortex!" Envy cried, though he didn't seem anywhere near as worried as you think someone would be if they were being pulled into a vortex in someone's back.

"Swim away, Foogoo fish! Swim away!" Wrath cried while being pulled toward the vortex.

"Come on, now. You guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off!" Ed was really getting freaked out by this.

"There's no stopping the vortex, Edward!" Envy said.

"Fooogooooo..." Wrath said as he and Envy were pulled into the vortex. Then it closed.

Ed just stared at his back for a moment before saying "Guys?" Nothing. "Guuys?" He thought for a moment. "Or girls, I'm really not sure what you two are..." Just then the vortex opened again.

"Edward!" Envy cried as his upper half appeared. He had an amulet in his hand. "Edward, I have the amulet!"

"What amulet? What's going on?" Ed demanded, more disturbed than before.

"The amulet, Edward! Th-the magical amulet! Sparkle Sparkle!" Envy cried. Just then, Wrath's upper half appeared as well.

"Sparkle!" Wrath repeated then disappeared.

"I don't understand what you're talking about!" Ed cried.

"The Ammuuullleeettt..." Envy said as he was pulled back into the vortex. Which then closed yet again. But instead of remaining closed, this time it immediatley reopened, and Envy and Wrath jumped out. Envy was now wearing the amulet.

"We did it!" Envy cried triumphantly.

"We got the amulet!" Said Wrath.

"Great! Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that when you're around!" Ed snapped.

"No, Edward." Envy said.

"No!" Wrath repeated as they began expanding. Suddenly they returned to normal size.

"We have to take the amulet to the banana king!" Envy explained.

"Oh, yes, the banana king. Of course." Ed said, certain he'd be dragged into another '"adventure". "Absolutely not!"

"But he's counting on us, Edward!" Wrath pleaded as he began to float again.

"If we don't get the amulet to the banana king the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness!" Envy continued explaining.

"Nooo! Darkness!" Wrath exclaimed while continuing to float. As if on cue, the vortex reopened and tentacles appeared.

"Ah! Alright! Fine! I'll go! I'll go!" Ed yelled and the vortex and tentacles disappeared.

"Yay!" The two homunculi cheered.

"Darkness!" Wrath added for no apparent reason.

Envy and Wrath were now leading Ed through a forest when they began making obnoxious sounds. "Boolooloolooloo" "Boolooloolooloo" "Booloo" "Boolooloolooloo" Ed just glared at them, wishing they'd fall into a chasm or something equally fatal.

"What are you two doing?" he asked.

"Boolooloolooloolooloo" was Envy's reply. The two homuculi continued thier "game". "Booloolooloo"

"Stop that." Ed demanded. And they did. Well, aside from one last time from Envy. They approached a giant Z.

"Whoa! Look at that." Ed said.

"Z!" the homuculi exclaimed in unison.

"El hombre con es sombrero nos envio" Envy said to "Z".

"El nos contaba historias asombrosas!" Wrath said. "Z'' lit up and beeped. The two homunculi laughed.

"What?" Ed asked.

"Cenamos el tortugas esta noche!" Warth continued.

"Sera buenos, Z!" Envy cried. "Z" glowed red and shot a laser at Ed.

"Gah! What did you two do?" Ed demanded.

"Z!" The two homunculi cried in unison again.

"Soy feliz." Envy said and "Z" lit up and beeped again. The two homunculi laughed and resumed walking. "Z" glowed red again.

"Just keep walking, Edward. Keep walking." Ed said to himself as he followed.

"Hop on board the train, Edward." Envy said as they appraoched a giant shoe.

"It's gonna take us to the banana king!" Wrath added.

"I don't see any train." Ed pointed out. "All I see is a giant sneaker."

"It's the choo choo shoe, Edward!" Envy explained.

"The choo choo shoe!" Wrath exclaimed.

"Hurry, Edward, it's about to leave." Envy said as the homunculi walked towards it.

"Chugga chugga chugga chugga. Chugga chugga chugga chugga. Choo choo!" The homunculi said in unison. "Chugga chugga chugga chugga!" They began saying it faster. "Choo choo!"

"Yeah, and I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk." Ed said as he began to walk.

We're here, Edward! The temple of the banana king!" Wrath said as they appraoched a temple with bananas on each corner.

"Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home." Ed said. Just then, Scar came up from the ground and just stood in front of them.

"Who is that?" Ed asked. "No, no really. You guys see it, right?" Scar just continued standing there. "I gotta be honest, i'm getting creeped out here." Ed continued. "Somebody say something." He pleaded.

"Edward, you look quite down. With your big sad eyes and your big fat frown." Scar began singing. "The world doesn't have to be so grey! Edward,when your life's a mess, when you're feeling blue, always in distress. I know what can wash that sad away! All you have to do is... put a banana in your ear!"

"A banana in my ear?" Ed asked, confused.

"Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear. It's true." Scar continued.

"Says who?" Demanded Ed.

"So true." Scar continued, ignoring Ed's demand. "Once it's in your gloom will disappear, the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers, so go and put a banana in your ear." Then, bananas appeared and began singing with him. "Put a banana in your ear!"

"I'd rather keep my ear clear!" Ed said.

"You will never be happy if you live your life in fear." They continued. "It's true."

"Says you." Ed snapped back at them.

"So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh, every day of every year the suns shines bright in this big blue sphere so go and put a banana in your eeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrr." The bananas disappeared and then Scar exploded.

"Oh of course, he burst into flames." Ed said sarcastically.

"Go forth, magical amulet!" Envy urged. "Return to the banana king!" The amulet floated into the sky and shone a light onto Ed. "Edward! You're the banana king!"

"What?" Ed demanded. "Hey! hey, hold on a minute!" He exclaimed as he began floating.

"You're the banana king,Edward!" said a banana that appeared on Ed's back.

"No, I'm not! That doesn't even make sense!" Ed insisted.

"All hail the banana king!" Envy cried.

"I'm not the banana king!" Ed insisted yet again.

"You ARE the banana king!" Envy continued.

"No,no! I'm-" Ed stopped.

"Banana banana!" More bananas appeared and began chanting. "Banana banana banana!" A crown appeared on Ed's head.

"I... I am the banana king..." Ed said.

"Yay!" Envy and Wrath cheered.

"You ARE the banana king!" The first banana said as the others disappeared.

"I'm the banana king! Yeah!" Ed said happily, not noticing everyone leave. When he looked back at the ground, everyone was gone. "Hey... where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!" he demanded. The light began flickering then went out causing Ed to fall to the ground. "Gah! Okay, that's a sprain..."

Ed began his trip home. "Hello?" he asked while walking throught the forest. "Hellooo? Guys?" He arrived home. "Where are you? Aw! Great! You gotta be- they robbed me!" All his stuff was gone. Just then, the vortex opened up in his back.

"Edward!" Envy cried as his upper half appeared.

"What? What do you want?" Ed snapped.

"...Boolooloolooloolooloo!" was all Envy said before disappearing back into the vortex and it closing.

A/N: The Spanish section basically translates into "The man in the hat sent us. He told us amazing stories! Tonight we dine on turtles. Oh, how good they will be. I am happy."

Thanks for reading my story!