A/N: First real chapter. I hope it doesn't disappoint too badly. I tried! Really I did! Thank you everyone for the reviews, favorites, and alerts! I really appreciate it! Also, I did most of this at one in the morning. So if there are any mistakes I am so very sorry!

Warnings: Violence, vomiting, and maybe some profanity (I automatically skip over certain words).

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

~Cherry ~

Alfred woke up slowly, not even bothering to open his eyes as an intense ache made itself known between his eyes and the side of his skull.

He had no idea the old man was going to bash him upside his head with that stupid sword of his. As soon as he found him he was going to teach the old man a thing or two.

Rolling onto his side he groaned as his insides seemed to slosh sideways with him. It was like he had the flu or a hangover.

Damn it all. All he had wanted to do was go back he meet whoever had invented the hamburger. Was that too much to ask for? Apparently it was, because at the moment he was stuck in whatever time it was that England decided to play pirate, except he wasn't playing.

He twitched when the door smashed open making his headache even worse. Booted feet stomped over to stand in front of him.

He peeked through his lashes at the figure before him. Of course, it was England. Who else would it be? Finland?

"I know you're awake, boy." The old dog growled, he could feel those familiar, yet strangely unfamiliar, green eyes burning holes into his already pounding skull.

" Yeah, well I'm not really trying to hide that I'm awake." His voice was raspy, like he hadn't used his voice for a while or like he hadn't had a drink for a few hours.

" Don't be smart with me, boy." England snapped, stomping on Alfred's stomach.

He groaned in agony. What the hell was with all of the abuse from this guy? He wasn't like the England he knew.

"Get up." He ignored the order and instead continued to hold his now heaving stomach.

It would suck to blow chunks all over the pirate's floor and boots, especially considering he would probably get kicked again or maybe something worse.

" I believe I said to get up!" The Englishman reached down and grabbed a hold of the injured man's blond hair and yanked him into a sitting position.

Eyes clenched shut as tight as possible; he felt the contents of his stomach empty all over him, the floor, and England's boots.

"Disgusting!" The pirate spat, his nose wrinkling at the acidic scent, and stepped away from the aching Alfred.

The young man felt like crying. But he wouldn't cry, because that was un-heroic and only babies cried. The last time he checked he hadn't been a baby for a long time.

" Yeah and it's your fault douche-bag." Alfred shouted back, bracing himself for another attack.

He was not expecting the elder man to begin cackling wildly. 'Damn this is confusing!' He though to himself as England continued to chuckle, his eyes full of mirth.

"If I'd known I just had to insult you to make you laugh, I would have done it sooner." Alfred glared into those ridiculously amused green eyes with his own blue pair.

" Shut your gob and come along, boy." Another order, who the hell does he think he is? Oh right, wasn't he a captain?

" I don't think I can…" He grumbled, complaining in his head at the cause of his pains.

" Nonsense! On your feet!" England reached down and grabbed a hold of his arm and yanked him up onto his feet.

The sudden motion caused Alfred's stomach to lurch once again and he vomited on the other man, only this time he got it on the pirate's clothes rather than his boots.

With a yelp the green eyed man jumped away, staring at him in horror and disgust. "I told you I didn't think I could…"

~Cherry ~

A/N: Eeeew, I hate watching people barf! It's so nasty! One reason to fear the offspring of our species! So here you go! I'll start on the next chapter soon. Sorry for the abrupt endings. I'm not good with how I end stuff. But I blame this as always finishing stuff when I should be very much asleep! I'm also sorry that it is still pretty short. Enjoy. Please review or something I guess… Advice would be nice or you can just tell me what you think! Bye for now!