Happy Christmas Eve everyone! Im so sorry I haven't updates this story in months. Ive had exams, end of the school year, a broken keyboard and a week long field trip to an island with no reception. BUT... I am now on School holidays and and hoping to post the third and final chapter of Sassgods (which is currently being written) in the next few weeks. Thanks for all of your Reviews they mean the world to me and i enjoy hearing your thoughts and comments.
Enjoy reading and Marry Christmas.
Annabeth's POV
"Hey guys welcome back to our channel, Sassgods." Percy says as he opens the video. "Today we will be doing a Truth or Dare video, where Leo and I answer some truths and do some dares suggested by you guys. This idea was suggested by HotStuffsFiya and we thank them so much for this idea. Anyways I vote we get on with the video. So Leo... truth or dare?"
I'm watching them by myself this time, sadly Piper was unavailable, but I wasn't going to miss watching my boyfriend, Percy Jackson and his best friend Leo Valdez make fools of them out of themselves thanks to an idea that Piper had.
"Truth." Leo chooses. Percy grabs a piece of paper out of a box and reads it out, "What are you most self-conscious about?"
"oh...hm... I am most self conscious about my elf ears." Leo decides to say. I know had it not been on YouTube his answer would have had something to do with his fire ability but made a smart choice choosing something that wouldn't expose our world.
"Truth or dare?" Percy is asked and I leaned forwards in my seat. "Dare"
The pressure is on and I watch as Leo's face twists into a horrifying grin as he reads the dare. I makes me so glad I am not playing this game with them.
"You have to let me put make up on you and leave it like that for the rest of the video." Leo responds gaining a mock horror look from Percy. Leo runs off screen to grab Calypso's make up kit however when he comes back he turns my ridiculous boyfriend into one of the most hilarious clown ever!
"I've made a big mistake." Percy tells the camera, "I already regret choosing dare." I watch as he attempts to play cute as Leo laughs in the background.
"Alright Leo, Truth or Dare?" Percy asks Leo.
"One hundred percent dare" Leo chooses with confidence.
I laugh as my boyfriends burst into laughter at what's written on the card.
"Depict a human life through interpretive dance." Percy's face is red from laughter as Leo yanks the card from his hand to read it again. His confident smile now lost.
"Depict a human life through interpretive dance? What in hades name does that mean? How the hell does that even work?" Leo asks.
The video cuts and percy is talking to the camera.
"Alright folks who's ready to see Leo's interpretive masterpiece."
I burst into giggles as Leo dances around moving the living room in attempt to dance his way through a normal human's "life" in under 30 seconds without music. It was a true beauty.
"Alright Percy, what's it gonna be? Truth or Dare." "Truth"
Leo picks up a truth card and reads out my entry. "What would you do if your girlfriend found out?"
Percy's face drops and I lean into the lap top eager to hear his response. "Oh gods well, I would freak out, she is both amazing and terrifying at the same time. So I would either receive a gigantic lecture form her about how stupid this is or she would get back at me in some sneaky and super smart way in order for me to make a full of my self."
"Dude I agree your girl, is one most terrifying people ever!" Leo agrees and they move on.
"Leo?" "Yes, darling?" "Truth or dare." "Dare please"
I laugh at their little exchange as its a perfect representation of their relationship.
"play a song on your butt cheeks till the other person guesses the song.
"Dude were getting some weird dares today." Leo turns to the camera, "Y'all are crazy."
Leo then performs a hilariously awesome performance and decides that this is his new hidden talent.
I laugh as the two boys burst into laughter and have to cut the video to a more serious moment in order to continue their game of truth or dare.
"Alright Percy I believe it is your turn to pick. Truth of Dare?"
"Truth." " What is the most embarrassing nickname you have ever had?" Leo read out.
"Easy, the most embarrassing nickname I have ever had was ironically given to me by my girlfriend. Seaweed brain, or Kelp Head. Both work." My boyfriend admits.
"And why my dear brother did your girlfriend give you these glorious nicknames? Leo wiggles his eyebrows towards Percy.
Percy looks down at his hands which are fiddling with a pen, one that I know better as Anaklusmos. "Because I sometime ask the stupidest questions or make the stupidest remarks, but to be fair she gave me the nickname when were twelve, before we started dating. So she kept asking is me head was full of kelp or seaweed because I love swimming and the ocean so much."
Leo starts laughing, "Man that is amazing, just because I know your girlfriend and I am aware that you two have know each other since you were twelve but i think i stand for all our viewers when I ask what was your first impression of each other?
Percy eyes widen and he shift uncomfortably while Leo sits there and laughs. My boyfriend that he has had enough personal question from Leo and moves on. "And that enough, one question per Truth, moving on now. Leo, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare"
Percy pulls a card from the Dare pile and reads it out. "Call your girlfriend and sing them 30 seconds of a song of the other persons choosing"
Leo looks horrified and Percy starts laughing. "Oh this is going to be amazing. Leo Valdez..." he announces. "I dare you to call your girlfriend and sing her 30 seconds of 'I like to move it' from Madagascar."
I have to pause the video to get over my laughter before i watch the true beauty that will infold over the next minute.
"Dude why did you have to make it personal? You know Madagascar is one of my favorite movies"
"Come on man, you can do this!" Percy encourages while handing Leo his phone and trying not to laugh.
"Alight, but she going to think I'm insane." Leo comments while he calls his girlfriend, Calypso. "Also what if this exposes us?" He asks.
"I guess we'll figure that out if and when we become exposed to our girlfriends. Now hurry up. Plus i think she already thinks your insane." Percy tell him as the ringing starts.
Calypso answers after the third ring and immediately starts to question him. "Leo? Why are you calling me? What do you need?"
"Hey sunshine… I uh… I just wanted to sing you a song on this lovely day." Leo answers.
"Why don't you sing to Percy? Im really busy." She asks.
Leo looks towards Percy for help but all he does is tell him to keep going.
"Please Sunshine? It will only take 30 seconds." Leo asks.
"Fine."
Leo then breaks into a hilarious performance of I like to move it, from Madagascar. I sit there laughing at Leo while this all takes place. I also make a mental note to ask Calypso about it later.
"Alright thanks Leo. I see you tonight." Calypso hangs up on them and Leo burst into laughter from embarrassment and Percy laughing at Leo for pulling off this ridiculous dare.
The video cuts and shows both of them no longer laughing and staring at the camera. Leo is the first one to say something. "Alright peeps. Thank you all for the crazy dares and embarrassing truths but that is all we have time for today. So have a nice week you crazy people an awesome week."
Percy then takes over the talking. "And please like, subscribe and tell us in comments what you want to see next video. Thanks everyone!"
And with that the video ended and I burst into laughter and I plot how I want to tell them that Piper and I know about their Sassgods channel.
Percy's POV
"Yo man, how insane is this? PersassyLover wants us to make a video with our girlfriends." Leo tells me and I look at the comment on our latest video.
"Dude this has over 200 likes on this comment. What do we do? we don't want to expose ourselves to them, especially Annabeth." I think of alternative video topics but the username is stuck in my head. Im sure I've heard it before.
"Ahh Percy, I think it's too late. we've been exposed." Leo tells me, all humor gone from his voice.
"What?"
Leo turns the laptop around and I see the private message from PersassyLover.
#exposed.
Hey seaweed brain, if you didn't want us to know you should have been more careful with what videos show up in our recommended 'because you watched….' lists.
love,
PersassyLover
aka. your girlfriend, Wise Girl.
I look at Leo with a terrified look on my face. Annabeth Chase knew about Sassgods and has been trolling us during the last videos and we have fallen for her trap.
Thanks for reading! Please let me know what you thought with a review and what you want to see in the next chapter.
