Ok guys my SECOND installment of Oh My Hardy! Enjoy!
''I still can't believe we've met them and O.M.G, Matt is so sexy with the little gut he's sporting! I'm totally glad he's a capital S with the ending word ingle!'' I heard Madelyn say.
I laughed at her hyperness, if that's even a word. ''Calm down girl, you're jumping everywhere!'' I told her, putting the finishing touches on my pajamas.( i had on some black boy shorts that has the words ' It's Not Gonna Lick Itself.' *the letters are in white* printed on my butt, some lip gloss, little eyeshadow*Midnight black*, a black tank top that gave my 34 DD's chest full coverage and it had a white heart on it, white thigh high socks with white strips, and some black Uggs. THE HAIR: High pigtails with white and black ribbons, and a black*thick* headband. )
''Ready to go?'' I asked her.
''Almost done! Ok now how do I look?'' she asks me. I turned to look at her and um -Wow! ''Oh my god Maddy you looks great!'' ( She has a ponytail with her hair out in the back, a pink baby doll nightgown, light baby pink stockings, and some pink slippers. )
''Ok great let's go!'' I said.
10 MINUTES LATER.
~KNOCK KNOCK~ ''Comin'!'' A southern voice said. It wasn't Matt's, Jeff, Beth, or even Mr. Hardy. The door opens and_; OH MY GOD! Shannon freaking Moore just opened the fucking door! ''Guys they're here! he yells back then looks at us and smile,''Come on in cuties! We were waiting on y'alls!'' We walked in and shared a 'Thank you' with him. He grins and showed us to the living room. ( Come on for Christs sakes! It's a freaking motel room and he has a living room? Wow.. )
''Diamond! Madelyn!'' My all too bubbly brother exclaimed. I looked up to eyes staring at us and we've gone blank! In the room was John Cena, Torrie Wilson, Big Show, Maria, Trish Stratus, Matt, Jeff, Amy (lita), Beth (Jeff's girlfriend), and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Don't forget Shannon.(3)
''Hi Brian, did you had fun with Mr. Hardy'' I asked him, grinning.
''Yes I did! We went to the Ice cream parlor and he gots me a big Ice cream cone!'' Brian starts doing the 'Running Man' out of nowhere making me and Madelyn laugh.
''Come dance with me Dye Dye and Maddy! Put it on the song that you go to bed every night to!'' I bit my lip in embarrassment because that song was my favorite make- love- to- me- now song.
''Erm Brian-um I'm sorry but I can't.'' ''Yes you can! We like music too! Think of us as your peers and not some celebrities.'' Mr. Hardy said. '' There's a stereo right there, put the song in and let's get our grove on!'' Mr. Hardy did a dance that leaves me giggling slightly and Matt and Jeff mumbling something about embarrassing them.
I walked over to the stereo and plug my phone in and waited for my sexual release song.
LYRICS To Damn I wish I was your lover. By Sophie B Hawkins.
Music starts then song.
That old dog has chained you up alright
Give you everything you need
To live inside a twisted cage
Sleep beside an empty rage
I had a dream, I was your hero
Damn, I wish I was your lover
I moved to the beat and as I knew, everybody started to join in.
I'll rock you to the daylight comes
Make sure you are smilin' and warm
I'm everything, Tonight I'll be your mother
I will do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed, Oh Oh
Open up on the inside, gonna fill you up, gonna make you cry
I was moving my hips to the funky beat that turns me on 'Oh so' much and bumped into a hard wall. No a chest. I looked up to see pools of dark green looking into my hazels' smiling at me. I got up and blushed a pretty pinkish red.
''I'm so sorry! I -I I didn't mea-me-mean too, It was my fault that I bumped into yo-Mm!'' Jeff silence me with his fingers.
''Don't worry darlin' it was only an accident.'' I blushed and hid my face.
He grasped my cheeks with his hands. ''No need to blush darlin' it's only me, like my daddy said, think of me as one of your peer's. *He looks around to see if anyone's looking, and founded out that nobody even notice them.*''But you're gonna blush after this..'' He said as he came closer to my face, noses touching, Oh my GOD! I'm gonna get kissed by Jeff! Thin lips met moist plumped lips, then he broke apart. I opened my eyes and met Jeff's face once more.
''Call me and I'ma give you the best thang in your life darlin'.'' He whispered in my ear before pulling away. ''B-Bye J-JJ-Jeff'' I said turning on my heels and heading for the bathroom. Shit! I turned on my heels again and headed to Shannon.''Shannon do you know where the Bathroom at?'' I asked over the loud music.
''Go upstairs, go down the hallway and it's a white door with purple letters that says ~Bathroom~ on it!'' Shannon instructed.
''Okay thanks!'' I said and headed towards the bathroom. I kissedJeff! OH MY FUCKINGGOD! I thought, when I came face to face with the door that has written on it.~Founded it!~ I tried to opened the door but it was locked. After a few failed tries, I knocked.
''Who the fuck is it?'' An angry southern voice said. ''Babe, keep them waiting and don't stop fucking me! HARDER! Ahh J-JJ-JEFF! Mmhm...'' a female said.
My eyes went wide with realization! Jeff and Beth are making love! ''Mm baby I'd like too, but someone's right I will ask you again, who the fuck is it?''
''Urm, Um-I-IIt's me um Diamond, can I please go to the bathroom?'' I asked. The door opens to revealed a flushed, but also pissed Beth. ''Look here Tyon.'' she said. The FUCK?! ''Um it's Diamond.'' I said agitated. She rolled her eyes,''Whatever, but really, STAY AWAY from Jeff, because he doesn't like you. Got it?''She said, poking me in my well defined chest.
I stood there confused and shocked.''Okay, but who the hell are you talking too?'' I asked her, mimicking the same 'Poking' she has done.
''You!'' she screamed. I rolled my eyes. She laughed bitterly, ''What the fuck is so funny?'' I scolded.''What's so fucking funny is that you think you're better than me, I mean just look at me, I'm lean, fit pretty and sexy! and you? You're just, well how can I put this...Fat.'' She laughed again. I had tears in my eyes. THE NERVE OF HER!,'' Look bitch I'm from the streets and you don't wanna fight me!'' I said through gritted teeth.'' Pff! Please you're not gonna do nothing, Twinky!'' she said.
I made a high pitch noise and charged at her, but was stopped by two strong arms. ''What's going on here?'' He said, still holding me back. ''Your tramp *Beth gasps* of a girlfriend called me fat!'' ''And that means you can try and hit at my woman?'' Jeff said letting go of me and heading over to Beth. ''Baby I had the right to call her fat!'' She pouted playfully. ''I mean look at her, *She points at me and he looks, A little too long though.* she's like a pig.'' Jeff snorts, ''Baby lets leave so we can finish on what we've started.'' He adds huskily.''Mm, baby I like that idea a hold lot better.'' She says, moving pass and to their room.
Once she was out of plain view, Jeff swaggered to me. ''I get so fucking hard with you near me darlin' and I haven't got to know ya fully. And my 'Tramp' of a girlfriend is wrong. You are not fat Mami, you're thick. *He grabs her too large of a chest and rubs them roughly through her tank.* these jugs you got are a blessing! There fucking huge! * He kisses her while playing with her now-hard-nipples. He motions her to spin and she does* and that ass is phat and plump! I would totally love to lick that, but whatever you have darlin' *He looks her up and down* my girlfriend don't.'' He says to me and I blush.
''Like I said, darlin'. You have a blessing and don't ever forget that.'' Jeff said sincerely, almost like he meant it, and walked off.
Blushingly, I hurried to the bathroom and leaned on the door. My heart's pounding in my ears. I smiled.
Oh Sweet Jesus, Keep My Heart In Tact. Keep Me From Living Through Sins.
Because If I Don't Stop My Heart From Pounding, Them I'm Gonna Go
Through Heartache All Over Again.
A single tear left my eye. I realized somthing.
I'm in love with a colorful hardy, and his name is none other than, Jeffrey Nero Hardy.
AN: So sorry if it was cheesy guys! Well tell me if it's okay or should i do a redo. ~Casidy~