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"so are you two going out?" tony looked at harry an loki, who were still in the same position as before. steve blushed, bruce rolled his eyes at tony's bluntness and thor looked at his brother with a questioning look. what they got surprised the four men.

"me? go out with him?! HA HA HA HA!" harry burst into bright peals of laughter, so much so that he rolled off loki's lap and fell to the floor, loki just smiled warmly at harry's giggling form an dragged him up from the floor and to his side on the sofa.

"as you can tell man of iron; harry and i are not in an intimate relationship; the papers like to misconstrue simple moments of affection. harry's far too stubborn when he sets his mind on things- ow harry!" loki whined childishly as he got hit in the face with a pillow. harry just stuck his tongue out at him before looking at bruce with wide eyes.

"you shouldn't fight him so much; he's actually quite the sweet heart once you listen to him." tony looked at harry with a confused look, "i can read minds stark;" he looked at the rich man with a withering glare, "and no, i do not bend that way." tony, luckily, had the decency to look ever so slightly sheepish.

"really tony? you're probably old enough to be his father." steve frowned at tony and looked at harry with an apologetic look, "i'm sorry for tony harry-" he was cut off by atlas who clapped a strong hand on his shoulder. he looked up to see a pair of warm hazel eyes smiling down at him.

"don't apologise for tin man apple pie; kitten can look after himself. it's not the worst thing people have thought, you should ask him what kili first thought when they met." kili, hearing the last of the conversation looked at them all and bushed slightly and harry rolled his eyes and smiled fondly at the dreadlocked man.

"why do you call steve apple pie?" thor asked atlas and he just shrugged.

"well; looking at the guy makes me feel all homely and thanks-givingly, like my grandma's home made apple pie. that answer your question hammer toss?" he and tiberius smirked at the name and loki sighed.

"please refrain from calling thor such a infantile name." thor looked at loki in shock and loki's childish grin grew on his face, "i much prefer you call him chunderbolt." this made the entire band crack up and harry fell off loki's lap again. the avengers looked confused at the private joke, but let the band calm down and loki pick up a giggling harry up again.