"Know Your Stars: Ridonculous Race Edition"

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama, The Ridonculous Race or any of the characters from the show. Nor do I own All That or it's famous skit, Know Your Stars. You may recognize that I've already done a parody of Know Your Stars based Total Drama. But this time, it's gonna be different since it's gonna involve me trashing contestants from the new Total Drama spinoff, The Ridonculous Race! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even lose a little something on your way. Regardless, enjoy!

Chapter 2: Noah

Noah sat on a chair inside the lit studio as the announcer introduced him.

Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars! Noah... has a big head.

"Duh, everyone knows that for sure, genius." Noah groaned. "Just because I have a big head, that doesn't mean you have to make fun of me."

Noah... has a total crush on Emma.

Suddenly, Noah blushed as a result.

"Oh, come on, that is definitely not true!" Noah exclaimed. "I happen to think that me and Emma are just respectable competitors, and not lovebirds. Besides, if I ever had a crush on her, I would send her letters, sing love songs to her, and even send her chocolates! But that's not me, so no way."

Is that why you're blushing?

"Ummm, no!" Noah exclaimed, even though he didn't want to admit his crush on air. "It's just hot in here! Can't we get on to something else?"

Noah... put Emma in the hospital trying to kiss her, only to have his big head crush her skull on the way down.

"Okay, that is SO not true!" Noah exclaimed, getting a little miffed. "I don't even remember kissing her or hurting her! And if you're asking, yes, she's in the hospital! My stupid friend Owen accidentally gave her a concussion after he fell on her. We were asked to repair the roof to their house and that's what happened! Don't give out any ideas."

Noah and Emma, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

"How about I give you a B-E-A-T-I-N-G instead?" Noah raised his eyebrow. "I don't know why you think we have a crush on each other, but we don't! And if you keep these lies about me and Emma up, I will find you and kick your butt. Trust me!"

Now you know Noah, the big-headed loser who thinks he doesn't have a crush on Emma, but he actually does!

"No. No you don't." Noah growled.

Be sure you and Emma send me a postcard of your honeymoon together!

"Eh no, it's not happening!" Noah scowled, before the camera backed away from him. "What does this have to do with Emma? Not that I don't have a crush on her, nor do I wanna marry her! I still don't get why you're bring her name up around me! And just for the record, my head is like this because I have a big brain! I'm not like the kid from "Mask", you know? Can you understand that? Hello?!

If you asking me fans, I do ship Noah/Emma. I think it's about damn time that Noah finally got off the market for sure.

Okay, who should be the next contestant after Noah?

Feedbacks are welcome! Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now! BOO-YEAH!