Chapter 2

The next thing that Kiku did was very unlike himself. He screamed his freaking guts out.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! AURTHUR YOU $*^ ^*# * IDIOT YOU &$%^$%^ WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO?"

Of course, that panicking woke the others up. Alfred was the first to stand, and when he saw Kiku flipping out, he spoke.

"Wha….. Who… KIKU? OHMYGOD IS THAT YOU DUDE? WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFF-" the brown Pegasus screeched in reply.

Everypony was awake by now, screaming and panicking. Yes, even Ludwig!

"ARTHUR VHAT DID YOU DO?"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I COULDN'T HELP IT!"

"LUDIWG HEELP MEEEEE!"

"WOAH DUDE THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY CRAZY!"

"I SWEAR YOU ALL DIE FOR THIS!"

"I AM NO LONGER GORGEOUS!"

"VOOOODKAAAAA!"

"%&#%&(*%$*%$(!*(&^^*!"

"M-MAPLE!"

This scared the buck out of our Mane six.

"Uh… Twilight?" Pinkie Pie asked the bookworm. "Should we go help them or something?"

"…Why not." Twilight replied.

As the ponies walked over to the riot scene, Applejack was the first to speak.

"Um, 'yall really gotta calm down, now. Ah dunno what happened, but ah'm sure it can be solved."

Sadly, nopony heard her over the screams. Rainbow Dash then jumped into action.

"ALRIGHT, ALL OF YOU! SHUT UUUUUUUUP!" she yelled.

That instantly got their attention. All death threats stopped immediately.

"Th-There's more of them…" Canada said, a white-ish brown Pegasus.

"But, everypony is a pony here…." Twilight told them.

"Okay, okay, just talk! Ve don't vant any trouble." said Ludwig, a large blue-gray Pegasus.

"Heheheheeeee! Their voices are funny!" Pinkie Pie giggled in the background.

"What's going on here? Why did you all fall from that- thingy," Rainbow Dash made a funny hoof gesture for that word, "and fall on the ground unconscious? And WHY were you screaming so LOUDLY?" she finished.

Without a word, all hooves went straight to Arthur. He tried to hide a small gulp.

"Okay, well…. Wh-what did you do?" Fluttershy said, well, shyly.

"Fine, I'll tell you. Just be reminded it wasn't my bloody fault!" Arthur started. "We were having a world meeting, and as usual, Francis, Alfred," he gestured to the French, light-blue unicorn and the American, brown Pegasus, "and I got into a fight. I was going to use my dark magic to fight them, but I decided it wouldn't be wise."

"ZAT WAS MY IDEA!" Francis interrupted.

"Whatever." the blue-and-red cow patterned unicorn continued. "Anyways, my bloody magic decided to act on it's own, and now we're here, and in entirely different bodies." he finished.

"So, wait. You aren't really ponies?" Rarity asked, bewildered.

"No. We are humans, aru!" Yao replied, a white pony with green zebra stripes.

"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" Twilight yelled. "But, it makes perfect sense! My calculations WERE right! It's those humans who represent countries, the DID come!" she smiled brightly with a SQUEE sound.

"Wait, you knew this would happen, da?" Ivan asked, a muscular, light grey pony.

"Yep! I've read all about it!" she replied to their confused faces. "Oh, that's right! If it's really you, you'll have flag cutie marks!"

"What?" Kiku asked.

Twilight then ran over, searching each country's flanks. Upon telling them, each person- *ahem* pony then noticed their own flag upon their flank.

After much conversing and both sides learning information of one another, the Cute Mark Crusaders made their way over to the crowd.

"Hey big sis! Whatcha' doin?" Applebloom asked her sister.

"Oh hey yall! Come see this!" Applejack replied.

After even MORE conversing and learning, (yeesh this must be boring) everypony got to know each other well.

"WOW! Mr. Ludiwig, you're so cool!" Scootaloo said to the German. "I hope I get to be as buff as you! And I'd love to have such a cool accent!" she said, saying the last words in a failed German accent.

"I think Mr. Kiku is amazing! I wish I could see gorgeous cherry trees!" Sweetiebell said.

"Ah like Mr. Feliciano! He sure is funny." Applebloom said, the short trio admiring their new role models.

"So, how about we take you into PonyVille? Give you a tour?" Rarity said.

"I believe zhat would be lovely, mademoiselle! Said Francis, causing the fancy unicorn to giggle.

"Oh, yes. I could show you all of the pretty sights and cute animals." Fluttershy said, gazing towards Matthew.

"Okay, then!" Twilight interrupted. "There is an even number of ponies and….. half ponies…. To pair up into groups!"

"That's great to know, Einstien!" Rainbow Dash teased, causing Alfred to double over in laughter.

Eventually, everypony paired up with one another. The Crusaders went with their new role models, Ludwig, Kiku, and Feliciano. Rarity went with Francis, Alfred with Rainbow Dash, Ivan with Applejack, and Yao with Pinkie Pie. Arthur went with Twilight, and lastly, Matthew with Fluttershy.

"Welcome to PonyVille!" each element of harmony and crusader said upon arrival.


This was fun writing! But it kept being interrupted by my stupid fear of thunderstorms… OH WELL. And last time when I put the link here, I don't think it worked, so here it is again. If this also messes up, just go to Youtube and search: Hetalia PONIES! By awesomegirlO. KTHXBAI. watch?v=r73baSMLmZQ