Author's note (And still part of the story at the same time! :)): And here I sat with two Microsoft words open, then I went on AOL and saw how popular I am! (More people have reviewed than I am friends with.) To all you people out there who read my stories and didn't think 'ugh', you are amazing, to those who reviewed, you guys are awesome, and Rose Kiryu, you are the greatest, and when I learned you had put this story on alert, I thought I'd be awesome and continue this, and the real brainstorm began when I read Kiryu-chan's review (I loved it by the way) and it hit me. If you want to know what I meant, keep reading. I am sorry everybody who has stuff they say if you agree with to repost but I haven't once because I'm lazy, and the fact that my page would quickly become a novella of short stories, even though some are really short. So I'm saying sorry by saying it here. I'm really sorry! I am also saying how awesome everybody is here because I discovered PM-ing recently and then I realized, if I kept PM-ing people, I would quickly become the most annoying person here on fanfiction so I am saying it here. You guys are awesome! I check my email in anticipation of what people think of my stories, and when I have something it is always epic! Thank you so much! Can you guess what modes everybody is in?

(Okay the story kinda starts here-) Zero: Just get to the point! The story you crazy person!

Me: Right. So I know how you people seem to really like the user guides although the one viewed the most is 'Lost In a World of Vampire Knight' and the oldest is 'Vampire Knight ZY' so yeah… I remembered I left them open so if people had questions I could answer them… then had a great idea. So everybody will be chatting in this group, like in facebook you have friends, well, this group is harder to get into. The people who have been featured in the User Guides and the author will get to talk about basically anything while people on the 'waiting list' to get in will be added when I write the Unit Guide for them.

Zero: Yada yada yada. Let's start already!

Me: Someone wants to talk to Yuki while they've ditched everyone don't you Zero. *Evil smiling face*

Zero: *blushes* that's not what I meant… um… maybe…. Okay… yeah it was…

Me: Did you forget about me?

Zero: Who could? You're too annoying.

ParfaitLova101 signs on

Yuki: Hey guys! How's it going?

Me and Zero: *ignores and continues conversation*

Me: Your worst school problem is falling asleep in class! I have to make sure the teachers remember to give me my homework! I have to ask for it!

Zero: That's what you consider your worse problem in class. Ha! That's stupid. Oh wait… I don't have a bigger problem in school… but outside of class, you'd be going down.

Yuki: Maybe I should leave… I don't want to bother with listening to Kiryu argue more.

Zero: *Looks at feet* don't go Yuki…

Me: Yeah. You're awesome, unlike idiot face here.

Zero and Me: *Death glares*

Zero: Hey Yuki. How are you? It seems as if we're the only ones here…

Me: Really. I'm Ms. Dead to you now? *breaks out laughing*

Yuki: Is she crazy?

Zero: Of course. Now… want to get ramen and parfaits?

Yuki: You're right. I call dibs on the parfaits.

Zero: You're crazy *glances around* Okay… It's clear…*smiles*

Me: I'm still here… Not that you care… Okay, it's time for me to go.

Darklord-Farin signs off

Yuki: Why were you so mean to her Zero?

Zero: She reminds me of what would've happened if I was a girl or not a vampire.

Yuki: She's alike you, but not alike. Nobody is as cool as you Zero!

Zero: I never said anyone is as cool as me, but you'd go for a close second.

Yuki: Zero! I think that's the nicest thing you've said to me. Wasn't the second nicest, 'I've only wanted to drink your blood.'

Zero: I think so.

Yuki: Yeah. It's kinda sad.

Zero: Yeah. This is why it isn't a romance manga.

Yuki: If it was, I think I would die of laughter.

Zero: Why?

Yuki: Name one couple that wasn't together at the start of the manga that has worked out.

Zero: … Shiki and Rima…?

Yuki: They haven't progressed since the beginning at all. I'm starting to think I wasted all those hours with Yori trying to get them together.

Zero: Since when do you put couples together…?

Yuki: Man! It's time for the rounds!

Zero: its summer. We don't have school.

Yuki: Alright. Then I guess we should go get the ramen and parfaits soon.

Zero: Okay let's go.

DieStupidVampire88 signs off

ParfaitLova101 signs off

Author's Note: I'm only mean to Kiryu-sama 'cause he is the greatest! Did you notice in the Author's Note that it is a smiley face then frowning face next to each other like this? :)): okay, later!