Yo yo yo! You know the old sequal that I quit? Well it's being adopted by Echo Uchiha so she can do whatever the hell she wants to with it... www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net(slash)~EchoUchiha
I rub my head as the three of us drift apart, coming back to conciousness.
I still couldn't get over the feeling of that snake.
Uke was glaring daggers at Orochimaru, rubbing a bite mark that she also obtained.
Coal also had the bite mark, resting with her eyes open, staring off into space.
No. These aren't curse marks.
But they're much worse, cause they hurt a lot and give you a hangover. T^T
"Mah names Uke! For the last time, GOD! It's NOT that hard to REMEMBER!" Uke shouts. "Three letters! U-K-E!"
"I don't care." Orochimaru hisses.
"When did we change clothes?" Coal stares at an outfit that resembled something an elf would wear. "...No comment."
"Don't flatter yourself hon," Orochimaru rolls his eyes.
He locks us in a big room with mostly wood and a kitchen interior.
"What the hell?" I gesture to the area. "What do we look like to you? Elfs?"
"Yes." Orochimaru crosses his arms. "Your short, your annoying, and you can cook. I've seen you."
"And?" Uke reclines on a rocking chair.
"You three will bake cookies for me to sell for the rest of your sad little lifes,"
O.O
"ARE YOU FUCKING PSHYCO!" I throw oven mitts at him. "I'M NOT A SLAVE. I DON'T COOK!"
"This is retarded..." Coal sighs. "I don't bake."
"If you don't bake, I'll kill you." Orochimaru growls. "What do you think happened to the other elves?"
We pause and think about this.
"I can cook," Uke gets up and ties an apron around her wwaist.
"I'm a great cook, make the best da,m cookies ever!" Coal quickly starts to wash her hands.
"Let's get to work," I laugh nervously.
OK, I gotta admit... We're pretty out of shape.
No way we could beat Orochimaru yet.
1 week later...
"Stupid snake," Uke glowers, mixing the batter. "I should turn him into some leather shoes..."
"And a leather purse," Coal adds, helpfully.
I put more cookies into the oven, then go to look out the window at the delivery "elves".
At least they got to go outside.
"We should get promoted." I sigh. "At least then we could go outside for once..."
"Yeah, like Orochimaru's gonna promote the 3 girls that stole his team and almost burned him alive." Uke says sarcastically. "Yeah, he sure would do that,"
"Shut up, Uke."
"Sorry, just a little cranky."
"Yeah, eating nothing but COOKIES can REALLY do that to ya!" Coal hisses, throwing a plate at the wall.
Not only were we very cranky, we were also getting a sickly color to our skins from lack of nutrients.
Actually, Uke was just getting really pale, with tints or red or blue every now and then from whenever she tripped and fell.
Coal was turning some kinda olvie tone... but it didn't look pretty.
Me? I wasn't to sure. Uke says I look like something choked on me and spit me out.
But that might be the cookies talking.
"Why are we even in here?" Uke grumbles. "I thought UChiha's are suppose to be greatness?"
"I thought your dad was a god, eh!" Coal throws a cookie at her. "And you've got the eyes too, so dosen't that make you a goddess!"
"GUYS! STFU! We're all out of shape, now leave it at that!" I throw burnt cookies at the both of them.
3 delievery elves comes in and collects the boxes of cookies we already did.
"Hey wait." Coal skips over.
"Hm?" The blonde one stares.
Coal knocks her over the head with a frying pan, then goes for the two boys.
Uke laughs and changes into their outfits.
We leave them there dressed like us, and we keep our heads down as we carry the cookies to the deliverey station.
We take in a deep breath of air as we get ouside pulling wagons full of cookies and the place of where it was ordered.
"Ahh, yes... The air!" Uke holds her arms out. "It feels so good!"
"Bleh," Coal shudders. "I need a shower.."
"I need some food!"
We go to the village, enjoying the fresh air we haven't gotten for the past week and a half.
"OK... Is this the place?" I stare at the big building. "It looks... broken down."
"Let's go!" Uke leads the way in, pulling in the wagon with a struggle.
We knock on the door, and we're greated with a bunch of kunai trying to take our heads off.
We drop to the ground until it ends.
I peek up, and I thinkl that's the happiest I felt in awhile.
"ITACHI!" I jump up and leap into the youngest Uchiha's arms. "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!"
Heh, don't we ALWAYS get a happy ending at the end of each arc?
"Eh! Do you know how EASY that was!" Uke runs into the house, forgetting about the stupid cookies.
The nearest person was Pein, so she hugged him.
Coal jumps into Itachi's lap, laughing.
"Oh and Pein?" Uke glances up.
"Hm?"
"I never wanna see another cookie again."