Heyy guys so I'm a little upset because I was writing this and randomly all my writing disappeared so it might not be a good at it normally would of been. Either way I still hope you enjoy it cause now it was twice as hard to write :D. Anyway I guess i should write the warning crap that i was supposed to do in the first chapter oops :)

I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or and characters sadly i mean who wouldnt want a little blonde alchemist that you say one word (Short) and you get a funny show and a pretty hot personal lighter (No pun intended) :) hehe

This is Yaoi so boy on boy if you dont like it please dont read if you do like it then please do read.

Rated M for language and Sexual content and there will be OOC sorry i'll try my best not to though.

Ed woke up the next morning feeling great well besides the fact his butt hurt a little bit. Edward opened his eyes and found that Roy had already gotten up. 'Hmm would have never guessed for him to be a early riser.' Ed got up, got dressed and went down stairs. He found Roy sitting at the table thinking about something. "Good Morning!" Ed said with a nice smile.

Roy looked up and saw Ed. 'Well here goes nothing.' "Good morning Fullmetal."

"So... about last night. I had a nice time."

"Ya about that Fullmetal you know that was a one time thing and its never gonna happen again."

Ed sat there for a moment trying to think it through. Finally he got what Roy was trying to say and his eyes got huge. "But Roy I thought-"

"Fullmetal do not call me Roy you will call me by Colonel or Mustang if necessary."

"You know what Colonel Bastard I don't care anymore. I should have known Colonel Bastard the biggest asshole in the world would just want to use me. I finally get you. You don't have a fucking heart so that's why you sleep with every girl to make your ego better so you feel like you have a heart. However you'll never find someone to love and I get it now. I'm sorry for being such a burden. Fuck you and have a nice life."

Ed eyes started water from his anger but he didn't want Mustang to see so he got up and ran home leaving Roy alone and a tad bit shocked. 'Don't know how to love huh?'

Ed and Al's Apartment

"Hey brother welcome come home! Wait what's wrong?"

"Nothing" Ed didn't want to tell Al what happened he felt dirty and stupid for doing it.

"Brother I know it not nothing so please do not lie to me." Al used the guilt trip on his brother knowing it would work.

"Well you know how I used to kinda have a crush on Mustang..." Alphonse nodded for Ed to continue. "Well he invited me over for some stew and well we ended up doing more than just eating..."

Al thought it through when he finally got it. "Oh you mean you and the colonel did it..."

"Yay well then this morning he basically told me I was a whore and that it was never gonna happen again." If Alphonse had a face it would have turn into looking like he just saw someone get shot. 'Oh my Gods I can't believe it so Ed was right the Colonel really is a bastard.'

"And the worst of if it all I have to go to the office and see the damn bastard today to give the report."

Al really didn't know how he could help. So he decided on the only thing he could do. "Brother it's okay I understand and if you write the report ill turn it in for you. I mean I went on the missions so if he has any questions I should be able to answer."

Ed gave Al a genuine smile which he rarely does to anyone but Al. "Thanks Alphonse I own you a lot."

Central HQ

Alphonse walked into central HQ and went into mustangs outer office.

Hawkeye looked up thinking she was gonna see Ed coming in but was a little surprised on seeing Al. "Hello Alphonse where is your brother? He has a report to turn into the Colonel."

Alphonse looked at her, "huh? oh... uh... yes sir he wasn't feeling good today so considering I went on the mission as well I told him I would bring his report in for him."

"Very well Alphonse you may go in."

"Uh thank you Sir."

Alphonse walked into Mustangs inner office. When he entered he saw the 'Bastard' him self sitting behind his desk and it looked like he was doing paper work but Al wasn't to sure. All Al could think is how much he wanted to scream at the jerk in front of him, but he knew he couldn't.

Roy looked up and was very surprised to see Alphonse instead. "Ah Alphonse what a pleasant surprise." Roy put on a smile but Al could feel it was fake. "Where is your brother?"

All the sweet innocent Alphonse could think right now is how he wanted to beat that smile away. "Oh he wasn't feeling to well this morning so considering I went on the mission as well, I brought the report here instead." Might as well keep the story the same even know Roy knew it was a lie.

"Well I see Alphonse, but I need Ed to be more mature and come down here and do it him self."

That does it Al was far from his usual state. "You know what sir I'm sorry but I can't see my brother being the one who is immature. If anyone is it is you." Roy was shocked for the second time today he was told off by someone younger than him.

"Excuse me Al do you care to elaborate?"

"Yes sir actually I do. I know what you did to my brother and okay so he gets angry easily and he's not 30 years old and big deal he hasn't slept with everyone in central. Well I guess he has now considering he has slept with you." Roy stared at Alphonse speechless so Al continued. "If anything my brother if very mature he's was able to master alchemy before he even hit puberty. He was able to bring me back to life. He has been able to become a state alchemist at the age of 12, we was able to endure automail without even crying once, even know our mission is very hard he hasn't gave up once." Roy had no clue what to say. Yeah he knew all this already, but he never took it into to much thought. And what Al said next just broke Roy to pieces. "Even more sir I believe that Edward is way more mature than you. I'm starting to wonder who is actually the oldest. I mean sir at least Ed can love and even more he can admit it. Love is the biggest emotion ever and you have to be mature to actually love someone."

Roy was shocked he couldn't believe it after all this time Ed was more mature than him. Ed has been through so much and Roy never noticed. He had to get a suit of armor to yell at him to finally get him to understand.

"Sir here is the report if you have any questions just call my room and I'll answer anything you need to know." Al walked over to Roy's desk dropped the report and started walking to the door. His had on the handle he turned around looked directly into Mustangs eyes and said "Oh and sir don't call me Al it's Alphonse to you" and he left to go home.

Yay it's done I finally finished it really would of been longer and probably better if i computer wouldn't have deleted all my work im sorry guys. Poor Ed and muhaha Roy got what was coming to him he honestly deserves getting yelled at my Alphonse. Anyway please review and what not. the Next chapter should be up soon :) love you guys! ps. sorry for no lovey dovey stuff in this chapter i thought this one should be all serious and to the point the next chapter should be more relaxed :D