Disclaimer: i don't own these lovely Batman characters.

The two ended up sitting in a small diner a couple of blocks down the street. They both received stares but both of them ignored it. Nightwing and Harley made their way towards a booth near the window and sat down. The couple sitting across from them gave a strange face and Harley decided to make a goofy one back. The reaction from the couple was priceless.

Nightwing and Harley looked over to the group of blushing waitresses hoping that one of them would come over. He smiled and their blushes got worse.

"Maybe you shouldn't do that Puddin'." Harley smiled. Nightwing shrugged his shoulders and leaned back on the chair.

It's been about five minutes and no one still came over. Harley pouted then shouted. "Hey! What the hell does it take to get a little service around here? Do I need to blow something up?" Her Jersey accent heavy in her speech.

Nightwing turned to look out the window, acting like he didn't hear a single word she said. A girl with short black hair came running over. "Hey there honey, can my friend and I get some coffee?" Harley started to act sweet.

"A-anything else?"

"Pie!" The two said in unison. The waitress took off to fulfill their order.

The hero waited until the waitress was out of sight and turned to Harley. "So what did the Joker do exactly?"

Harley lowered her eyes. "Again he tossed me around like a rag doll because one of his plans didn't go right." Pain splattered across her face like paint on canvas. She wanted to start crying again but she tried to hold it in.

"So he takes his anger out on you?"

"Yeah basically." A sniffle came after that response.

Nightwing rested his elbows on the table and leaned on them a little. "Sorry if Bats and I ever caused you to get hurt."

Harley looked at him, eyes stained with tears. "It's okay, you two were already forgiven in my eyes. You didn't know so there was no point in being upset with you two."

The two finished their coffee and pie in silence. Harley was the first to break the silence. "How about we go and cause some havoc tonight?" Nightwing cocked an eyebrow. "What? I'm in a fun mood. No one doesn't have to get hurt."

"Oh I don't know." Nightwing seemed skeptical.

"Come on Song Bird. Don't tell me Daddy Bats doesn't let you out to play?" Harley teased him a little.

"No he does, he is just against me doing it is all." Nightwing looked away from her.

"Well when you're with me you're defying him so let's live it up!"

Well that was short...and boring. I promise the next chapter would be better. So I wonder what they could possibly do to cause havoc?

Until next time

~JTL