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Chapter 2: Overprotective

"BAYWATCH! WALLYY! GIVE ME THE REMOTE!" Artemis screamed as Wally changed the channel to Top Gear. "NOOOO NOT CARS PLEASE NOT CARS!" Artemis yelled. "Actually, it's vans today." Wally was such a trol. Artemis groaned. Robin couldn't help laughing. "You're enjoying this, aren't you!" Artemis said to Robin. "Well..." He replied.

"Wally. Nobody. Likes. Top Gear." Artemis told him in an icy voice. Wally's mouth dropped. "Rob, you like it... Right?" He asked. "Well..." Was the answer. Wally growled. Artemis took this as an opportunity to strike for the remote, sadly she hasn't caught Wally off guard.

"Nuh uh uh! Not for Artemises! Only for cool people!" Wally taunted, waving the box above his head. Zatanna walked in with a bowl of popcorn for the fight. Robin walked up and started munching some. Robin's back was currently turned to the fight. "Rob! Catch!" Wally caught the boy while he was chatting to Zee, and the box bonked him on the back of the head, causing him to topple over on top of Zatanna.

Robin turned his head to say "You douchebag." And Wally was pissed off that Robin didn't have mind reading powers. "BATMAN 02." Batman Beamed into the cave, only to see Robin and Zatanna in a very compromising position. He raised an eyebrow at this. Robin stood up at a speed that impressed Wally." Ehem, that was not what it looked like!" Robin blushed.

"Yup, that's what they all say." Batman said. "Zatara, meet me in the cave please." Batman said into his radio. Zatanna looked at Wally with a look that said "I can kill you with a thought." Wally put his hands in the air. Zatara appeared a few minutes later, to talk to Bruce. Why on earth they decided to turn their backs on the kids, nobody knew. Zatanna and Robin snuck away and hid in Robin's room, it was securely locked and bolted, with codes and passwords.

"And I found them li-" Batman was cut off by Zatara motioning to where their protégés had just been. Wally and Artemis contained their giggles. "I hate it when they do the ninja thing." Bruce said. Zatara asked Wally "Where'd they go?" And eventually he had to bribe Wally with chicken whizees for him to tell. "ROBIN!" Batman shouted. "Wally." Zatanna whispered. "Okay how do we get out of this?" She asked Robin. Robin pointed to a vent. "Zee, lets go in there!" They climbed into the vent and placed the cover back to hide their tracks.

A few minutes later, Superboy walked past the vent and said "Robin? Zatanna?" Robin told Conner about why they were in the vent. "Can we have some ham?" Zee asked. Conner sighed and went to get some. It looked very dodgy when Superboy was feeding slices of ham into the vent. Batman saw this from around the corner, and knew who was in there. "ZATANNA." Zatara called. "It's Batman and Zatara! Crawl crawl crawl! Go go go!" Zatanna and Robin shuffled through the vents and came out in the gym.

Zatara and Batman were already there. "But I hacked the motion sensors..." Robin stated. "I hacked them too." Said Batman. "Ooh, they are not whelmed Robin! Not whelmed at all!" Zatanna said. "RUN!" Robin said. But sadly, they were held back by their mentors. "I believe you just got powned." Zatara stated. Robin and Zatanna groaned in response.

Haha, I liked the ham bit! R&R.