How the Fourth Wall Was (Almost) Destroyed
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Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon. Or doctor who.
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Unown: *pushes the button. The reality bomb hatch opens. It starts glowing.*
A: yes! Yes!
O: *rushes in* noooooo!
L: at last!
(L was part of the cult too)
Random unown: DON'T DO IT!
Unown who pushed the button: TOO LATE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A.D: PINAPPLES! *she tosses a demon explosive pinapple of the underworld at the reality bomb*
*the pinapple hits the reality bomb, bounces off, whacks A, and explodes. A is covered in pinapple.*
*a ball of glowing green energy gathers at the hatch-thingy of the reality bomb*
*the computers start beeping ominously*
*and nothing happens.*
Computer: please replace batteries.
A: …
O: …
L: …
Rest of cult: …
A.D: EPIC FAILAGE!