Heinz shut his mouth. "look your just too... it's not..." Sindy tried then she sighed. "look your gay. I know this weither you know it or not, I know your gay. I also know your lying and probably slept with him." Sindy said. she patted his cheek grabed her stuff and left. Perry stumbled out of the bathroom ,now dressed, and layd down. he whimper pathetically before he curled up.
"hey you ok?" Heinz ask sitting beside him. Perry shook his head and curled up tighter. Heinz laid down beside Perry and pulled him into his side. he placed a kiss on the smaller boys head. "where did you get my pants and lab coat from?" Heinz ask. Perry nuzzled up to him with a small smile.
"I grabed them as I got up. I didn't want to have to find my clothes." Perry replied. that explained why he didn't have a shirt. "hey where are my clothes?" Perry ask. Heinz shrugged.
"I don't know. probably with mine, where ever they are." Doof replied. Perry moaned and put a hand to his head.
"how long do these stupid hangovers last?" Perry ask.
"a day or so." Heinz replied. Perry groaned. "here stay here i'll go get something for your head ache then you should sleep for a while." Heinz added. Perry nodded.
*few hours later*
when Heinz went to check on Perry he was surprized to find him sweating and shivering. he pulled the blankets tight around the smaller and sat beside him. Perry awoke and looked at him.
"Doofy?" Perry mumbled.
"you looked cold." Heinz yawned. Perry nodded and nuzzled up to him. Doofenshmirtz looked totally relaxed on the outside, for once, but on the inside he was panicing. he was trying as hard as he could but one he'd never had a male lover, and two never had anyone stick with him and be 'lovey' while knowing the boundries already. he was completely in love with this.
"dad! i'm here!" Vanessa shouted.
"should I go hide in the bathroom?" Perry ask pulling on a shirt from the dresser.
"no you've got clothes on and this is my room." Doof replied puting his lab coat on. "i'll be back." Doof said. Perry nodded and curled up into a ball to sleep. "don't you dare go to sleep. take the backdoor out I invited you for dinner ok?" Doof said. Perry pouted.
"fine. where's the back door?" Perry huffed.
"short cut in my closet. escape route." Doof shrugged. Perry nodded and left. Doof left the room. "hey baby girl!" Doof smiled and hugged her. she'd grown up a little since she was seventeen and now at twenty-three and pregnant, she was alot nicer.
"i'm not a baby any more dad." Vanessa laughed but hugged him anyway. she turned to the door when someone knocked. "you expecting someone?" Vanessa ask.
"I invited Perry over." Heinz replied. Vanessa knew Perry was human and put two and two together.
"you mean you invited your boyfriend?" Vanessa snorted as she opened the door. Perry raced in followed by a big dog.
"this is not fun!" Perry shouted. the other two stood shocked. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz! get your ass over here and help!" Perry shouted. Doof raced over and tried to catch the dog.
"Vanessa! close that door and get up on the counter!" Heinz shouted. Vanessa did as she was told.
"good dog! good dog!" Perry shouted as he was back into a corner. "hey if I ever did anything to you as a Platypus I didn't mean anything! it was just buisness!" Perry shouted as the dog jumped at him he ducked and dove over the couch.
"Perry!" Doofenshmirtz shouted. Perry looked over to see a remote in his hand and he smiled.
"Lawn Gnomes?!" Perry shouted dodging the dog. Doof nodded and Perry headed for the trap. "that better be the right remote this time!" Perry shouted. he ran straight through but the dog, got caught in the trap. Perry let out a breath. "how'd you know it was that remote?" Perry panted.
"I labled them." Doof shrugged.
"oh geez! your bleeding!" Vanessa shouted.
"get him fixed up. i'll call animal controll and check the dog for rabies." Doof said.
"don't get bit dad." Vanessa warned as she led Perry away. "alright, away with the shirt." Vanessa said. she had to help him since he didn't seem to be able to get it off without hurting himself more. she winced at his back.
"that bad?" Perry ask.
"huh?" Vanessa ask.
"you haven't said anything when Phi-" Perry stopped himself. "er... when one of my boys get hurt when no one says anything it's usually bad, so I assumed..." Perry trailed as Vanessa nodded.
"yeah it's pretty bad. I don't know if my dad can even fix this. you may need a doctor." Vanessa said. "a real doctor." Vanessa added.
"eh, no. I'll stick with a patch job then." Perry replied.
"you know if the dog is rabid you'll have to go to the hospital right?" Vanessa ask trying to clean his wound with an alcohol wipe. she imediatly regretted it for Perry turned white and froze up, only causing his back to bleed more, then looked like he was going to be sick.
"hey there here to get the dog and check you out." Doof said walking into the room a mere moment after Perry regained his color. "oh and the dog was clean, no rabies or other illnesses." Doof added.
"thats a relief. the boys would panic if they found out I was in the hospital." Perry mumbled. "not to mention their mom who'd surely lock me away in the house untill I became either a Platypus again or died, which ever came last." Perry added. Doof didn't even bother to crack a smile as he led Perry out.
"we've been chasing this dog all over town. no one know whats wrong, but thanks to you we know its not rabies." some guy said.
"your tag says some guy, is that a joke or nickname or something?" Vanessa ask.
"it's my name." some guy replied. the three looked at each other.
"anyway, how about we get your back checked out?" Terry said. "some guy go get the first aid kit." Terry added.
*later*
Vanessa hadn't really gotten the truth out of them, she just guessed, but she'd guessed correctly and also helpped them figure out they were dating. she liked Perry! this excited Doof, because previous girlfriends proved Vanessa hard to get along with and yet she like his boyfriend. Perry didn't seem to be letting his back wound stop him because the moment Vanessa and Heinz started fighting he threw pillows at them and started a pillow fight.
"surrender!" Perry exclaimed throwing a pillow from the safety of his couch fort.
"not on your life!" Vanessa laughed and threw it back.
"avast ye scally wag!" Perry retorted and threw two pillows. one hit Heinz and the other barley missed Vanessa.
"are we pirates now? I didn't get that memo!" Heinz shouted taking cover behind the island in his kitchean. Vanessa sat up behind her table fort and was nearly pelted with pillows.
"I am not a pirate!" Perry shouted and threw a pillow harder at him.
"ouch! hey!" Heinz exlcaimed. he got pelted on both sides with pillows.
"i'm a Platyperson." Perry nodded and stuck his tongue out. "besides hay is for horses, sheeps, and cows, not for people get it now?" Perry laughed.
"i have made muffins!" Norm shouted stoming in. Perry, instinctively, dove for cover behind the couch knowing he couldn't take Norm on with his back the way it was. he looked up when a hand rested on his shoulder.