***NOTES*** Hi people. Thankx 4 the reviews. Even though most people said that my stories were weird. I know. I am weird too. So if you do not like weird fanfics DO NOT go any further. And if you reveiw and say some stuff that the characters were OOC's. I know that too. That's why people call them fanfics. This doesn't really happen so please don't get offended. That's all. Thankx for the nice reviews to some folks. On with the story!! **********************************
Day 1
Just got back from my honeymoon with Gohan. I never knew he was a momma's boy. All we did was watch television. I kissed him one time with the tongue and he passed out. What exactly did I get myself into??
Day 2
Today I asked Gohan did he ever thought about having kids. He asked me how. I don't know what I am going to do. I can't believe the damage Chi Chi has done to him. Goodness!! He scares me. I am afraid to say sex around him. He might pass out!!
Day 3
While flipping through the television today a commercial came on. It was an advertisement for Viagra. It's a drug that makes men aroused all the time. Finally!! I will get to see what else changes when he turns into the Golden Warrior. Please let this work!!
Day 4
The Viagra must be working. When I came home from visiting my father. I saw him in the kitchen naked singing the "I'm too Sexy" song. I wonder what tonight will be like...........
Day 6
That Viagra does wonders. Gohan is a machine. I never knew he was so powerful. We done it everywhere. He came up with an idea to do it in a tub full of jello. I am so happy now.
Day 7
I am sore. I can't walk straight. I even pee crooked. Today after breakfast he was horny. I came up with the best excuse I could. I told him I was going to the gynecologist. He sighed and walked away. Before he went all the way out of the kitchen he asked me something else. "Videl, honey. Are you going to the dentist?" I didn't understand at first so I shook my head. I am about as stupid as he is horny.
Day 8
What ever happened to the shy nerdy man I loved?? Viagra really has changed my life. I want my old one back!! Gohan says he wants to try it a new way. His new way is in the air!! What the hell is wrong with him?!? I don't want to do that in the air. Can he get it through his head, fifteen times a day is a little too much?? What am I going to do?
Day 11
Sorry, I haven't written in a while. I was at my father's house in hiding. Just my luck he found me. I am so depressed. I get nauseous looking at screws, jello, and peanut butter. The peanut butter is weird. That also involves eggs, powder, and a spachula. I don't want to remember that.
Day 12
That's it. He must die. I will kill him. Today I told him I had a headache when he was still in the bathroom. He came out naked. Then he said, "That's okay. I powdered my fishing pole with aspirin. I will fix your pain. Please someone help me!! I am not strong enough to kill him!!!
Day 13
I am confused. He told me to grab an eggbeater, some goggles, and a sponge and meet him in the tub. I am never going to be able to close my legs again.
Day 14
Today, I got peace!! The side effects were starting to show. He mistook a stray dog as me. I don't know if I should be angry or worried. But I am sad for that dog. Gohan came back bloody.
Day 15
The side effects didn't last long. I don't open my mouth and I wear cow costumes. That didn't slow him down. He went to the store and bought a cowboy outfit. Damn!!
Day 16
I got so mad at him. I finally told him I will not screw him anymore this week. He looked at me for a while. Then he said, "Is that your final answer?" I nodded. "Are you sure?" I nodded again. Then he looked at me in the eye and asked. "Well, can I call a friend?" He must die.
Day 17 Gohan is arrested for picking up a prostitute. I am pregnant. Gohan is going to die soon.
I am done with this diary entry. I need help deciding who should be next. Bulma or 18?? Please tell me!!
Disclaimers: Don't own DBZ/DBGT.