Lady Palutena farted a bassy deep pitched tuba poot as she was humming merrily, moving various different boxes around inside the new headquarters of the Cute Toot House... which was in Mario's house nearby Toad Town. Everyone else except Toadette was questioning why Palutena chose to have the team relocate with Mario, but all they got were responses that the Goddess of Light liked the red pesky plumber.
"I'm still quite not sure if Mario is positively all right with all of us being in his personal residence..." Doc Brown muttered with caution as he was looking at a couple of blueprints for a new DeLorean type vehicle.
"Trust me, he's okay with all of us being in his home." Palutena stated as she brushed back her green hair, chuckling as she was glad that this chapter had exceeded over one thousand words so that it felt more like a proper chapter than simply shitting out a hundred words and not bothering to update it to have more words, damn it Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus why do you- "Hey, narrator, can we get back to the point...?" Sorry. Anyway, the gassy green goddess farted again as she cleared her throat, chuckling once again but for an entirely different reason. "...Besides, Mario doesn't even live in this house anymore. He's got his own castle, his own island, his own... well, uh..."
Awkward silence as Doc Brown squinted his eyes, with Palutena lacking something to say as she broke wind again, fanning the air with her right hand.
"Hey Pal, me and Toon are gonna go get some pigs," Ness said as he and Toon Link left the house, seeing some pigs waddling around Mario's house, which had a surprisingly a lot of mud surrounding it for some bizarre as hell reason.
"I still don't think that we're doing anything of worth here..." Fox McCloud mumbled as he looked at the infrastructure of the house, wondering if he could improve it since he felt he was obliged to staying at Mario's place.
"What? What do you mean by this?" Palutena spoke back as she folded her arms. "We're all here together! We're acting as a team! Don't you think that's worthy enough?"
All seemed well and awkward... until a giant meteor came crashing down, causing Mario's house to collapse on itself. Tiny Kong used her shrinking size to get everyone out of the burning remains of Mario's place, with her turning back to normal as she panted, sweating more than usual.
"Jeeze! It's times like this that make me wish I had something other than sweat pants!" Tiny exclaimed as she shook her head, wiping her forehead with her right arm. "Maybe I could go back to overalls..."
"Oh no! Mario's precious possessions are in there!" Toadette gasped in horror as she had her hands on her face, trembling with fear. "Oh mamma mia, is he going to be so mad..."
"What did you do this time!?" Toon Link snapped angrily as he had a couple of pigs in his hands, one of them trying to waddle free as it fell on his head and knocked him out cold.
"You think we could get a bunch of icing to cool it off?" Aria Meloetta suggested as she pulled out some cartons of icing from her green hair. "I'd say vanilla would work best, but maybe butter cream would be preferable...?"
"Err... maybe we shouldn't mention a word of this to Mario. For his sake." Palutena insisted as she attempted to douse the flames by spinning her staff around, which only made the flames stronger as she gulped. "Uh oh."
Suddenly Luigi came walking by with groceries in his hands, screaming in horror as he dropped the bags of food containing them, in shock at his home being destroyed. Palutena tried her best to explain the plight as the other members of the Cute Toot House decided now was the time to make their leave. Luigi could only weep in response, rocking back and forth as he now had to live in his shitty tent by the haunted mansion he won for the meantime.
Of course, Mario would later find this out and he would be super pissed off at the group. But clearly not angered enough to no longer hang out with them, as they went to have a random ass battle with the Hot Topic Krew, which ended in a stalemate as neither sides were actually doing anything to each other but simply property damage in Toad Town, which had to close down from the retarded rumble. Leading the two clubs to be banished from the city grounds until everyone got fixed. But we're overselling this part of the story, so... onto a completely unrelated segment!
"So... why are we going to Pizza Hut again?" Mario asked, accompanying the Cute Toot House to the infamous Pizza Hut of Sonic Adventure's Station Square, due to Palutena wanting some pizza. None of them realized that there were bushes in front of the Pizza Hut, since the bushes were newly planted.
Also, none of them had any idea that Waluigi from the WAA Weirdos Emissary was spying on them from said bushes, but they were all having a conversation with themselves while walking in the densely packed city of Station Square, with all the realistic cartoony humans walking around, all of them used to anthropomorphic animals and whatnot given the events of Sonic Adventure 1. Anyway, onto what the members of the Cute Toot House were saying...
"Because not only am I starving, but Intel told me that there's some weirdos currently there," Palutena said in response as she let out a raunchy fart. "And by that, I mean Sonic. He works here, you know."
"That's right!" Sonic The Hedgehog exclaimed as he quickly dashed past them, heading into the Pizza Hut and then dashing out just as quickly as he entered, wearing a Pizza Hut uniform and carrying various boxes of hot pizzas as he took off past the group, who all sighed as they were a bit annoyed at Sonic flaunting his speed.
"...for God's sakes, Ness, stop harassing those poor kids!" Fox snapped as he noticed Ness burning some kids with his PK Fire attack. "They didn't do anything to you!"
"I can't help it..." Ness sighed as he shook his head. "They keep saying I'm some skeleton from Undertale. It gets to me, you know?"
"But I thought you loved Undertale..." Meloetta stated as she pulled out a carton of vanilla icing from her green hair using her psychic power, singing to open up the carton as she then guzzled it down.
"Don't get me wrong, Undertale is a good game... but it's pretty overrated these days," Tiny pointed out as she munched on a couple of ripe blue bananas.
"At least it didn't turn into its own franchise like Five Nights At Freddy's did," Toadette said as she was twirling around to get a good circular view of the city.
"God, all the fan material of FNAF and Undertale... it somehow dwarves Smash Bros," Toon Link lamented as he was very disappointed with society.
"Never underestimate new media. It has a way of attracting more attention than the older stuff," Doc Brown stated profoundly as he brushed back his scientific infused hair, knowing that this was a rather unfortunate truth regarding entertainment and whatnot.
"I'm guessing the internet is just more powerful that we could have possibly imagined," Toon Link added as he adjusted his green cap.
"Ooh, look how shiny that coin is!" Ness interrupted the chatting as he pointed at a golden penny that shone brightly.
"WAA! A GOLDEN PENNY! USUALLY PENNIES ARE BRONZE, BUT THIS MUST MEAN GOOD LUCK! KEK WILLED IT TO ME! I WANT IT!" Waluigi yelled, his irises turning into golden dollar signs as he then jumped out of the bushes.
"What the hell? What's Waluigi doing here?" Fox said in surprise as he wasn't sure what was going on.
"Great Scott...! I have a bad feeling about this..." Doc Brown calculated as his eyes widened, knowing what kind of nonsense that this would lead into somehow.
"Penny One Love!" Waluigi exclaimed as he pronounced the first three letters as loudly as he wickedly could, dancing in his usual idiotic manner as the Cute Toot House members looked confused, with Mario placing his right hand on his forehead while sighing.
"I know Wally acts this crazy, but why would he be so excited over a penny?" Toadette questioned as she knew something was up with this particular Waluigi.
"Beats me... but I'm gonna fart on him if he tries anything funny." Tiny said as she released a saxophone like fart while stretching her arms out.
"He better stay away from my musical hair... and icing!" Meloetta snapped while puffing up her face cheeks, ready to lift Waluigi in the air with her psychic.
"Mr. Waluigi, it's actually a good thing we met," Palutena began as she spun her staff around to get herself cool air. "You see, we heard that you had a bizarre encounter-"
Palutena did not finish her sentence, for she, the rest of the Cute Toot House, and Waluigi were all zapped by a strange ray, which in turn caused everyone to get sucked into a giant purple tornado. Waluigi went right into the bushes, setting them on fire as the other members of the WAA Weirdos Emisarry rushed up to see what happened, while the Cute Toot House went blasting off again... to who knows where.
"NO! My potential money!" Vector The Crocodile cried in devastated agony as he began pounding the concrete in frustration at potentially losing easy money for the Pizza Hut to gain.
Suddenly a dark figure formed in the tornado, which began to dissipate. It was like a carbon copy of Palutena... only instead of Palutena's face and hair, it was that of Waluigi. And it was quite freaky, one should say.
"Freak?" The Waluigi and Palutena hybrid creature snapped, breaking the fourth wall. "Do I look like a freak to you?!"
It turns out that this literal bastard child was Walutena, as if things didn't stink of stupidity before. But what would happen revolving around this Walutena beast and the others...? Who knows. This is about the Cute Toot House, and where they went to... is a mystery. For this chapter, anyhow.