this story is still dedicated to TechnoTobi, well here is chapter two like i promised, hope you like it

Disclaimer: i so do not own naruto but i now own my own Venus fly trap plant which of course i have named Zetsu.

Five days had passed since Zetsu had eaten Hidan and no one was worried yet, well on the outside but on the inside everyone was wondering when Hidan would come back, especially Kakuzu although he did not show it on the outside he was worried on the inside. Today Zetsu was watching TV, everyone else was on missions again including leader and his partner Konan, when

he suddenly felt sick to his stomach, it came over him so fast he did not have time to go to the bathroom and he threw up on the floor, now he thought Hidan would be fully digested but he wasn't and Hidan stared up at him from his position on the floor, "well finally, I'm out of your fucking stomach, why the fuck did you eat me, what the hell did I ever do to you?" "I'm sorry

Hidan, I just-I-you are the most handsome man I have ever seen and I, oh I'm sorry, but I just got this hunger for you and I acted on instinct." Hidan was taken aback no one had ever told him he was handsome, Hidan sighed through his nose and said "where the fuck is everyone?" "they are all doing missions and will be back before long" "oh hell, when Kakuzu gets back we

aren't going to fucking tell him anything, and you will say you went for a fucking walk and found me in the fucking woods like this" "sure" "oh and that was the best fuck I've had in a long time even better than when Kakuzu fucks me, loved feeling the pain." "really well I could do this again if you want but you will least expect it when I drag you to my room to have my way with you" Zetsu said with a smirk on his face, Hidan laughed and while he was laughing Zetsu bent down, picked his head up and

kissed him and Hidan was more than glad to kiss back. They broke they kiss just as the lock on the door clicked signaling that everyone was back, Zetsu put Hidan's head back on the floor and turned to Kakuzu, "I took a walk and found Hidan, all cut up like this and brought him back, I didn't try to sew him back together because I don't know how to" "oh good lord Hidan what

did you get yourself into this time, dumbass" "well nice to fucking see you too Kakuzu, now fucking sew me back together, you money-whore" Kakuzu sighed through his nose and threads shot out sewing Hidan back together, and now the only problem was that hidan was naked, sewn back together but naked, he winked at Zetsu as he walked to his room and Zetsu was barely able to close his Venus fly trap in time, Zetsu sighed and thought "he is such a tease but this will be worth it".