"Just Can't Wait to Beat Cell!"
Dedicated to "The General of Darkness" for the brilliant suggestion.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ, the Lion King, or Elton John.
It was, as usual, another day of hard training for the Z Fighters. With the Cell Games looming in the near future, they couldn't afford to take any time away from their rigorous regimes…Or could they?
Suddenly, a divine inspiration struck all of them, except Vegeta, and they soon found themselves rocketing towards Capsule Corp. After landing on the lawn and dragging Vegeta out of the Gravity Room (against his will, I might add), they impulsively burst into glorious song!
(All Z fighters bob their heads and wave their arms to be beat of the music. Except Vegeta.)
Gohan: I'm working on a mighty sting,
So Cell, you'd best beware!
Vegeta (mocking): Let me guess, you'll scare Cell away,
With your teddy bear underwear!
Gohan: I'm gonna have a power surge,
Like no Saiyan before me!
I'm working out, muscles abound!
I'm building up my Ki!
Vegeta (speaking sarcastically): Thus far, only a rather uninspiring swell.
Gohan: Oh, I just can't wait to beat Cell!
Vegeta (speaking): You've rather a long way to go, brat, if you think...
Piccolo (ignoring Vegeta): Gohan, give him your best fist.
Vegeta (being ignored): Now when I said that, I--
Goku (ignoring Vegeta): And give him a good glare!
Vegeta (being ignored): What I meant was...
Krillin (ignoring Vegeta): Yeah Gohan, squish him flat!
Vegeta (being ignored): Look, what you don't realize...
Yamcha and Chaotzu (ignoring Vegeta): We'll be there to cheer!
Vegeta (extremely frustrated): Fools, now see here!
Chichi (shaking her finger): Don't forget to study every day!
Goku (scratching his head absentmindedly): Well, that's definitely out...
Gohan: I'll beat him with a kamehame-hey!
(They pause from singing momentarily to perform a brilliantly choreographed tap and Cossack dance sequence. Vegeta wrinkles his nose in disgust.)
Vegeta: Kakarrot, it's time that you and I,
Forgot about this Cell guy!
Renew our feud, battle to the death--
Goku (interrupting): But if we don't train now we'll die!
Vegeta: If you disregard the face-off owed,
Then Kakarrot, count me out!
Out of service, off the face of the Earth!
I wouldn't hang about!
Bulma (to Vegeta): If you try to leave, I'll make your life a living hell!
All Z Fighters (except Vegeta): Oh, we just can't wait to beat Cell!
An uppercut to the left!
And a kick to the right!
And in no time,
We'll reduce his might!
Vegeta (speaking, but in strict time): Yeah right.
Everyone but Vegeta: Let us all wish Cell a long farewell,
'Cause in fear our dear Gohan will make him quell!
And his existence on the Earth we will expel!
Gohan: Oh I just can't wait to beat Cell!
Everyone (except Vegeta): Oh we just can't wait to beat Cell!
(In an amazing frenzy of circling, spinning, and flying, the Z Fighters form a tower, with Gohan at the top, with their arms extended in jubilation.)
Everyone except Vegeta: Oh we just can't waaaaaait ... to beat Cell!
Vegeta (propping his scowling head up from underneath the tower that squashed him face-down on the ground): Well, fuck.