"Hello Tommy," Didi said "and please refer to me as Mrs. Pickles."

"Okay" Tommy said, still in shock.

"Like, chillax dude" Kimi said, playing shoving Tommy.

"You're right," Tommy said, looking at Kimi "it can't be that bad."

"Now students, the first month we will be discussing sexual reproduction" Didi stated.

Tommy and Kimi sunk down in their seats as they both thought the same thing "How embarrassing."

"Today we'll start off with the basics of sex" Didi continued "Now, we all know the basic parts: Penis and Vagina. But we are going in depth and we will be learning everything from organisms to condoms to, as you kids call, boners."

Kimi glanced at Tommy and thought about how majorly embarrassed he must be right now.

Didi pulled out a banana and a condom and started to roll the condom over the banana "See? Now, who you're sitting by right now if going to be your lab partner for the rest of the year."

Tommy glanced at Kimi, and thought about how embarrassing this was going to be. Practicing putting condoms on a banana with your best friend's sister. Couldn't get any weirder than this.

Didi passed out the bananas and condoms "Now practice."

Tommy sat up "Um, do you want me to go first?"

"Yeah, well you're the one who needs this practice" Kimi laughed "I don't have a dick to put a condom on."

"Haha" Tommy said rolling his eyes and opening the package that the condom was in.

Tommy parted the opening of the condom slightly and started rolling it down the banana.

"Wow," Kimi said, impressed at how fast Tommy had done that "it seems like you've been practicing."

Tommy rolled his eyes "It's a guy thing."

"It's a guy thing?" Kimi didn't buy it, so grabbed the other small package with the condom inside it "Time me."

"Time you?" Tommy said in confusion.

"Time me" Kimi repeated.

"Okay," Tommy shrugged "ready…set…GO!"

Kimi tore open the package, yanked the condom out, parted it at the opening and rolled in onto the banana. Just. Like. That.

Tommy was shocked "10 seconds…bet I can beat you!"

"Go for it!" Kimi said "ready…steady…GO!"

Tommy quickly tore open the package, yanked the condom out, parted it at the opening and rolled in onto the banana.

"9 seconds" Kimi said "You're okay, Pickles."

The two laughed.

"This isn't weird at all" Tommy joked.

"Of course not" Kimi laughed.

By this point most of the class was staring at Tommy and Kimi, and the two couldn't care less. They were having a blast.

"Tommy Pickles and Kimi Finster, what is so funny?" Didi questioned.

"Nothing" Tommy and Kimi said in unison, back to normal now.

Just then the bell rang.

"Bye mom!" Tommy said on his way out, pulling Kimi behind him.

"Later Mrs. P!" Kimi managed to say while stumbling along.

"History" Tommy said, still pulling Kimi along.

"Like, chillax!" Kimi said "It's only history!"

"Only history?" Tommy stopped abruptly.

"Yeah. I said it. It's only history!" Kimi said.

Tommy pulled Kimi off to the side of the hall "You're joking, right?"

Kimi shook her head.

"The best things have happened to me in history!" Tommy laughed, remembering the time when Chuckie told him a really juicy secret.

"Like what?" Kimi asked, not following along with Tommy's laughter.

Tommy stopped laughing "Stuff…"

"What kind of stuff?" Kimi curiously asked.

Now she wanted to know.

"Just…you know…stuff…" Tommy said, looking away.

Kimi forced Tommy to look her in the eyes "Tell me."

"Fine…" Tommy said "…but you can't tell anyone! You have to promise."

"Who's it about?" Kimi asked, not sure if she wanted to know now.

"You…" Tommy said.

"Then why the hell would I tell someone!" Kimi said, although she did not want an answer.

"I don't know…" Tommy said "…but you can't be mad at the person who told me!"

"Fine. I promise I won't be mad" Kimi said.

Tommy pulled Kimi into the boy's bathroom.

"What the hell!" Kimi snapped.

"There are people out there who could overhear what I am about to tell you!" Tommy stated.

"Ohhhh…" Kimi said, looking around.

"Okay…here goes 16 years of friendship down the drain…" Tommy said, referring to his and Chuckie's friendship "…Chuckie told me that he went downstairs one night to get a glass of water, and he saw you and Phil making out on the couch!"

"WHAT!" Kimi yelled.

"Don't shoot the messenger!" Tommy said, backing away.

"No, I'm mad that he would say that when he doesn't even know the full story!" Kimi said, rolling her eyes "It was for a dare! Me, Z, Lil, and Phil were playing truth or dare!"

"Ohhhh…well maybe you should tell Chuckie that sometime…" Tommy suggested.

"Yeah…" Kimi sighed "…maybe…"

"We'd better get to history!" Tommy said as he grabbed Kimi's hand and began pulling her out of the boy's bathroom, and right into Chuckie.