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Frying Pan Wake-up:
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An intern, who only just joined the agency at the start of the week, woke up late, as usual. She came from Tulsa, Oklahoma. As no one could remember her name, she was referred to by her hometown.
"Oh, good, you're awake." said Penfold. The intern sighed. "Now that just leaves the professor."
"But I have a feeling that she would be angry if we wake her, so I can't bring myself to do it." added Colonel K.
Tulsa then got up. "Then I'll go wake her up." She said, in a half-dazed state, as she left her room and walked past the hamster and the colonel. I've always wanted- she thought, still half-awake, while going down the stairs, -to try waking someone up with a frying pan. She thought of banging a spatula to a frying pan in front of a sleeping Squawkencluck. She entered the kitchen, still half-dazed, and looked in the cabinet underneath the counter. She reached in and searched until she got a pan, or what she thought was a pan. She also somehow forgot the spatula. After leaving the kitchen, still half-awake, she walked past DM, who immediately realized that something was off.
In Squawkencluck's room, the door opened. Tulsa was standing at the doorway. The professor woke up. "Oh, its you, intern." She noticed her vacant expression and something shining beneath her. The professor looked down and noticed a chef's knife in the intern's right hand. She screamed in fright.
Meanwhile, in the dining, Danger Hedgehog squeezed out far too much ketchup on an omelet. Some got onto Danger Mole's right cheek. "Ew, you splattered." The mole then wiped some off and licked it.
Back in the room, Squawkencluck stared uncomfortably at the intern. After a long pause, Tulsa broke the silence. "You woke up." There was another pause, and she turned away and exited. "Now I couldn't wake you up." Penfold was heard exclaiming. "Oh my... what is that knife doing in your hand?" Tulsa then woke up. "..uh? What? I was holding a frying pan. Where'd it go?" Penfold screamed, as DM was heard shouting "Get down!" The intern, who was only just getting up to speed, asked, "Penfold, do you know what happened?"
There's a knife flying... in the kitchen? thought Squawkencluck.
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