memeganronpa
chapter 1 / lives are worth more than your rent / daily life
bella thorne: oodg ornimgn dpo.
tide pod: good morning bella. i didnt really get much sleep being that i was looking for an exit. but hey, i tried.
millie: SOW DERES NO EGGSIT?
tide pod: apparently not.
millie: FHUCK.
millie: DO I HALF TOO FLOWR DAT PHAGIT JAYKE A GAIN?
tide pod: doesnt seem very necessary.
spongebob: hey, pod. i just checked on jake actually, he's doing pretty good.
bella thorne: ayy akje!
lil tay: jake can teach me how to gain a sick mansion like his now!
boss baby: mansion you say?
lil tay: im the youngest flexa of the century but jake has some good shit. im tryna get to his level.
porkchop: with a title of youngest flexer what else could you need? maybe infinite oats.
lil tay: fuck oats bro, i want mansion and even better cars. that's the goal.
boss baby: you'll never learn to earn your cash. how sad.
lil tay: i do earn my cash! by being myself! what do you do? run some business?
boss baby: i do. and i have all ive ever wanted.
lil tay: well i'll have all you've ever wanted and more. im the youngest flexer, you arent.
*lil tay exits*
boss baby: ...
boss baby: for gods sake im a baby and im less childish then her.
millie: MOHN O KOOMUH WONTED MI TOO FLOWR HA. SHOOD EYE?
boss baby: we're not killing anyone remember.
porkchop: id kill for some infinite oats.
tide pod: no you wouldnt, because we'll just eat you first.
porkchop: *sigh*
spongebob: it seems like everyone's getting along for the most part though! so that's good-
*a scream surfaces from the cafeteria*
*the students in the hall storm in*
jojo siwa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!imclearlythebestsingerhereisthatevenaquestion?buyboomerangonitunesbytheway.
ginger twins: we sung cher lloyd BY CHER LLOYD!
raini: ¡y ustedes fueron interrumpidos porque su madre encontró una de sus mierdas en el baño!
ginger twins: and what did you do raini? you shit yourself yesterday. DISGUSTING.
raini: cómo te atreves!
jojo siwa: shutupbothofyou!youbothsuck!imsuperior!
bella thorne: lal fo uoy lamc dwno! ew lal nowk taht mi teh ebst isgner ereh!
ginger twins: ... what did ya say daft cunt?
tide pod: listen. we got concerned so we ran in. ok? its not important what bella said, but we cannot have fighting here. we don't want anyone getting killed.
jojo siwa: areyoukiddingme?iwouldneverkillsomeonelikeohmigoshhowcouldyoueventhinkthat!
ginger twins: we ain't killing nobody either.
raini: ... no puedo decir lo mismo.
spongebob: ok. it's fine then pod. the peace is restored.
millie: IFF DERE IS INT PEICE YEW AHL WILL GET FLOWRD!
boss baby: we get it millie.
millie: JUST MAYKING SHURE!
monokuma: hey yall its time for a motive.
monokuma: the person you kill will have all their power, talent, belongings, and other attributes transferred to you if you succesfully get away with murder.
monokuma: you also will be able to leave the building as i stated before.
monokuma: happy killing!
spongebob: oh dear..
*harambe and X bust into the cafeteria*
harambe: there better be no ooga murders on my watch. me and ooga X decided to form a pact called the ooga "revival club", and we will punish ooga murderers accordingly.
X: the club symbolizes me and harry's second chance at life yo. if y'all don't know, me and harambe died in past lifes, and we're fucking blessed to have been given a second chance.
x: so in order to make sure no niggas get hurt, we urge you all to join our pact, against murder.
x: or else.
millie: IS DAT A THRE ATE? AISLE HAVE YOO KNO IM NO JOE CK!
harambe: yes it's an ooga threat. don't kill ooga or face the punishment.
spongebob: but what if the killer just gets away with it? you can't punish them then.
x: that's true. but they will not fucking get away with anything under our watch. so they should be in fear of what'll happen if they fail at their murder.
jojo siwa: soyourbasicallyforcingustojoin?
tide pod: it doesn't matter if we're being forced or not. we shouldn't have the urge to kill.
tide pod: or even the thought of it.
tide pod: we're already in a pact. we said there would be no killing.
harambe: listen to ooga, the snack over ooga here.
x: alright harambe. let's go inform the others who aren't in the cafeteria.
*the lights go out in the cafeteria*
bella thorne: wtha het uckf?
jojo siwa: ohnowhyarethelightsoutohmygosh.
tide pod: everyone stay calm! there's no need to panic!
raini: oh dios mío!
*the lights turn back on*
tide pod: huh. i wonder what that was. is everyone here?
harambe: yep. everyone ooga who was ooga here when the lights turn off is seemingly ooga here.
x: alright, let's move on then. we can't wait too long, or some nigga may kill.
*x and harambe exit the cafeteria*
tide pod: they're trying to do good.. and i respect them. but their system is flawed..
jojo siwa: noonetellsmewhattodolikeiwouldntkillbutstilllikeimjojosiwaandiwasondancemomswhodotheythinktheyretalkingto?
spongebob: let's just forget about it. either way no one is going to kill. we promised on this-
*a scream surfaced from down the hall*
harambe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
x: YO SOME NIGGA BETTER COME HELP QUICK!
*everyone in the cafeteria ran out, to the infirmary*
harambe: it's ... in there...
the group peeked into the infirmary room..
and immediately became sick to their stomach.
laying on the infirmary bed..
and sprawled out on the floor, in a pool of blood
...
...
..
.
were jake and lil tay.
both cold, covered in blood, and lifeless.
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