Sakura burst into the Hokage's office not even a bothering to knock too excited about her new mission. She was rarely ever let out of the village because of her position as Tsunade's apprentice and she spent most of her time in the hospital tending to patients.
She loved helping her fellow shinobi but sometimes she wished for a little action and this mission was the perfect opportunity. She didn't know what rank the mission will be or what she'll have to do but the expression on Shizune's face clearly indicated that it was something big.
The Hokage smirked at her apprentice's excitement. She knew that Sakura loved her job but she loved missions even more. Well, certainly not this one. Her smirk widened even more so when Sakura spoke up.
"Shishou?" Sakura was excited but it didn't keep her from noticing her master's strange behaviour. "Shizune told me to come here as soon as I can."
The blonde women looked at Sakura lacing her fingers together.
"I will have to send you on a mission to Suna." She started. "You will have to have a cover story for this mission because noone can get to know the real purpose of your stay there besides the Sand Siblings. And of course the Kazekage almost never has female company therefore people would spread rumours about you two. " Sakura nodded , she didn't blush at the thought of people misreading her intentions, she was long over that. Her Shishou taught her well and she didn't easily got embarrassed anymore. But the sparkle in her eyes betrayed that she was more and more interested in her mission.
"You will stay in Suna for an indefinite amount of time, your mission will take as long as you think it's wise but I wouldn't recommend for you to stay longer than two months." Sakura's mouth fell open. What could be so important for Gaara to have her there for so long?
"Your cover will be simple. You will spread that you are only there because the Kazekage requested help with training their hospital staff. The Kazekage himself requested my presence but I couldn't go because of my duties as Hokage. That's why you'll have to give daily reports to Gaara." Her face fell as she realized that she will have to do the same there as she did here but she recovered quickly, remembering that it's just a decoy.
"And what will my real mission be about? Do I have to find a cure for some poison or do we have a rescue mission or..." she started but Tsunede cut her off.
"You will have to teach the Kazekage all about sex and seduction." She said calmly.
"NANIII?" Sakura exclaimed a vein popping on her forehead. "You can't be serious." She couldn't imagine that a man her age wasn't aware.
"I couldn't believe my eyes either but here is the proof." She said lifting up a scroll tossing it towards her.
The scroll had multiply seals and "strictly confidential" was written on it in huge bold letters. Upon reading the letter was more than surprised to find it signed by Temari.
"I take that the Kazekage doesn't know that I will be going there." She said glancing up at the blonde woman. " I refuse to believe it's true."
"If you don't believe me, you will believe him." She said opening her door yanking someone inside.
The man was wearing a black jumpsuit and he had strange purple marks on his face. Sakura remembered Kankuro from the chunnin exams but he has changed a lot and he was carrying three scrolls instead of his one puppet.
"Kankuro?" She asked hesitantly.
"Sakura will be the one you're sending to educate my brother?!" Screamed Kankuro. "How would she know anything? She has always been so... innocent!" He exclaimed making both women chuckle darkly.
"Say that to Uchiha Sasuke." Muttered Tsunade under ber nose before speaking up loudly. "She is far from innocent. I haven't only taught her medical jutsus and basic anatomy. She knows everything your brother need to be taught."
Kankuro looked at the pink haired, mischievously smiling kunochi then at her Master then back at her.
"Not that I complain but are you ready enlighten him about the fact that babies do not come from just kissing?" He asked seriously.
"What?" She couldn't suppress a laugh but seeing Kankuro's expression she stopped. "What? You're kidding me." She stated. "That's probably what a six year old would say."
"Let's say that he is stuck at that level when it's about this subject." Kankuros said uncomfortably scratching his head.
"Poor guy didn't even realize what was happening to him when.." he started but his eyes widened stopping himself from continuing. "Point is he is clueless and this cannot stay that way."
"Why couldn't a sand ninja do this or you or your sister?" Sakura asked.
"Its a delicate matter and it would do huge damage if any of the villagers got to know about his lack of knowledge on this subject as many people would use it against him." He took a breath and continued. "Therefore a foreign medic is a better choice then one of our own considering how strong our alignence is." He shook his head. "And to answer your last question he refuses to her us out no matter how we tried to bring up the subject. He said thet we were liars and he didn't like how we were playing a prank on him."
"Temari I don't understand why am I not allowed out of my office? And why do you insist on staying here all the time?" Asked Gaara for the sixth time in the last hour.
"As long as you refuse to believe that we are not playing a joke on you and you don't listen to us we are both staying here." Explained Temari sitting in the armchair avoiding the couch at all costs.
"Even if I did believe you, I don't see why you're so worried about this subject." Ha said taking a seat in the other armchair. "As far as I understand this isn't dangerous."
"That's where you're completely wrong." Frowned Temari. "A lot of women are part of your fangroup you know that, right? " he nodded. "Now these women think that you are... uh, handsome and strong and all that." He opened his mouth to protest but Temari held up a hand to stop him. " They really do think so. The problem is that you are a figure of high power and authority."
"Why is that a problem?" He asked confused.
""Well it's not a problem for them, they are rather happy about it. However it's a problem for you. Some women and sometimes men try to get you to themselves by trying to use their looks and their bodies to make you bound to them. Some would just try to ease their curiosity by trying to do the same. But the problem is that most ninjas are trained to gather information or kill their subject. These missions are called seduction missions, I have looked into it and I gathered that you have never given out one or heard about them." Temari took a breath glad thet her brother finally seemed to be listening rather then hiding his head in the sand.
"And why weren't things like this brought to my attention sooner?" He asked while nervously looking at his sister.
"As far as I could gather from the late Kazekage's scrolls you were not taught about it because he simply wanted you as a weapon and didn't want you to reproduce." Temari confessed which Gaara nodded at.
"However we strongly disagree with our father's views, and we think that you have to learn everything about it that's why we asked for the help of the Hokage who sent Haruno Sakura to teach you." Added Temari and waited for the bomb to explode. She expected her brother to shoot up from his chair and shout at her but he remained still.
Minutes passed and Temari was feeling uncomfortable under his gaze but finally he spoke up.
"I'm thankful to you and Kankuro." He said in a quiet voice and stood up to head towards his desk.
"What?" Temeari was in disbelief and she was sure she heard him wrong.
"I don't like to repeat myself, but I'm glad to have siblings like you and Kankuro." Her little brother gave her a rare genuine smile and she immediately jumped up from her place hugging him nearly squeezing the life out of him.
"I wont get to live through those classes if you strangle me now." He said hesitantly hugging her back making Temari laugh while loosening her held on him.
"But please tell me about this mission you planned behind my back."