I ran out of Professor Oak's laboratory. Ash seemed to be a magical person.
"Yo, bitch!" he yelled as he ran after me. I looked back, and I saw a black guy chasing me!
"Oh, shit!" I screamed. My legs started to pick up more and more speed. Soon I reached the fastest I've ever ran in my entire life. It felt amazing. But it was no achievement. Black Ash had caught up to me. My heart seemed to beat faster.
My selfless devotion to Lord Arceus had finally paid off when I reached into my bag to use my Charmander to burn that asshole, but instead I found a whole box of fried chicken wings.
"Fuck yes!" I thought. I plunged my hand into the box and threw it behind me. "Eat this, bitch!" I yelled.
He instantly skidded and masterfully grabbed every chicken wing, utilizing even his feet, face, tongue and pretty much everything else. He munched on them like a... well, black person. He finished about two seconds later.
"Damn, there were 20 fuckin' wings in that!" I said to him. I flipped him off and ran.