Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter stuff. This is just the fruit of my boredom and curiosity.
I Hate My Life or I Live in a Closet or something of that nature
HARRY:
(spoken) I'm not a maid.
(sung)
What makes them think that I'm a maid?
I'm only a simple boy…
Their nephew….
(spoken) Nephew…yeah, right.
(sung)
The only thing they ever make me feel
Is bad about myself
And the only place I can get away…
Is a closet.
I live in a closet.
A small little four by four cubicle
A small little corner to myself
And it's the only thing I'll ever own
Other than hand-me-downs.
Most kids I know have parents who love them
Mine died when I was young.
And now I get to live…well, here.
And call this hell-hole home.
My cousin Dudley could shed some pounds,
He's getting bigger every day.
My uncle Vernon's quite the loaf
He yells at me all day.
And my aunt Petunia is small and meek
Just like the flower she is named for
And me?
I'm just Harry.
Only a Harry.
Who lives in a closet
In a hell-hole
On number 4
Privet Drive
In England
With my "family".
I live in a closet and listen to them yell
And eat
And yell
And eat
And yell…
At me.
I cook and I clean and I wash and I dry and the thanks that I get?
A closet to sleep in
A small little four by four cubicle
A small little corner to myself
In this
Hell
Hole.
Ta daa! Again, I need to have some people to review it so I can make changes and keep them in mind for the future!