Wow, never planned for a second chapter to this story, but I cannot let my fans down! Thank you to the people who reviewed saying they liked my story: Rosebud snow, nirii-chan, DisturbingBunnyRabbit, maple lover, and CherrySummer! And a special thanks to xXMelloYelloXx for making me one of her favorite authors! All of you, have a cookie!
Sorry about the wait. Writers-block sucks! That and I almost got arrested the other day. A little tip: If you go to the mall and find a cute gay couple, DO NOT FOLLOW THEM AROUND WITH A CAMERA! Apperantly being like Hungary has its disadvantages. Xp
I do not own Hetalia, but I wish I did.
On with the story!
Alfred F. Jones had hung up the phone after being yelled at by Arthur. "Jeez, he acts like he didn't expect it, but he totally was. Every year, he starts twitching, thinking I was gonna get him. But at least he'll be happy knowing he'll be safe for a few more years."
"Hey, Al! Shut the f#k up! Who the f#k are ya talkin' to?"
"Huh?" Alfred looked around to see his friend Tony had long since left the room to plan more crop circles in the next room. Aww, man! Oh well, mabye I should get something to eat. Hmm, I'm in the mood for 6, no 7 Big Macs! With fries and a big ass Coke!
"Hello, Mr. America! Am I interupting anything important?" Alfred was pulled out of his thoughts by his old friend, Toris.
"Yo! Toris! Dude, you're just in time for lunch! Let's get some Micky D's, my treat!"
The Lithuanian cringed when he thought of, what Alfred called, good food. "No thank you. My boss, Mr. Russia, wanted to make sure you weren't planning any tricks this year. He still doesn't forgive you for that time in Vegas."
"Aw, come on man! 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!' Hasen't Ivan ever heard of that? Besides, it wasen't my fault his crazy sister was like that!"
"Nevertheless, he asked me here to make sure."
"Don't worry. I already did my prank of the year on Iggy. It should be on the papers soon. Think about it, Headline: Purple Haired Lunatic Rampages During Royal Wedding Rehersal! It's gonna be funny as hell!" At the thought of his joke, the American started to roll on the floor laughing.
"That's all I needed to know. I'll be on my way now. Hey, we should go out for a few drinks soon. I'll introduce you to my new boyfriend Feliks!"
Alfred started to come down from his laughing riot enough to agree to go out on Saturday. After Toris left, he went out to get something to fill his stomach. At some point, his thoughts came to the Russian. Ivan. That stupid commie. When is he gonna stop being so paranoid? Seriously, that was years ago. It's not like he wasn't asking for it though.
Alfred snapped out of it when he realized he'd made it to McDonald's. He ordered his meal, paid with the McDonald's card he got for Christmas from his brother, Thanks Mattie, and left with his order.
After he ate, he went outside to the backyard to enjoy what few moments of peace he had. Without knowing it, he fell asleep, and he remembered that little joke he did to Ivan that ended up with the hero in the hospital.
To be continued…
OMG! Alfred in the hospital! Some April Fool's Day that was. DX
In case any of you were worrying, Russia did not kill me for steeling his vodka. If you want to know, let your minds go to the gutter! XD
Russia: Why are you telling them those things?
Me: Because my head is filled with dirty things! 8)
Russia: What if my sister heard you say that?
Me: I'm not scared of a pretty little girl with a cute little knife.
Belarus: Oh, really. *pulls out knife*
Me and Russia: *with tears* Ahhh! Go away! Go away, go away, go away!
Belarus: Not until you write about me and my big brother!
Me: That's not until the next chapter!
Belarus: THEN YOU BETTER START WRITING!
Me: Yes, ma'm!
This time, if you review, you get a cupcake (virtual) and some German beer I found!
Germany and Prussia: Hey!
Me: Help!
Review please!