Hey everyone -waves- its me Soy Soy Joo and today we will be Interviewing Yagami Light but becuz there was only one question i had to make up all of them so on with the STORY!!

Me: HELLO!! AND WELCOME TO GREENBOOK INTERVIEWS!! AND ME SOY SOY JOO AS YOUR HOST!! Ok!! So today our guest will br Yagami Light. YAY!!

-clapping noises-

-Light comes in with a dashing smile and waving to the fans-

Me: Ok you can stop being a wannabe model now...

Light: HEY!!

Me: Well anyhoo... Our first and only question came from mookie627 and THANK YOU MOOKIE FOR YOU QUESTION!! Well ok on with the question...Why do you turn girls down,but use them! Are you gay? O.O So is it true Light are you gay?

Light: I AM SOO NOT GAY!! -does the talk to the hand pose- And I only use girls beacause you can manipulate their minds and also they are stupid enough.

Me: So you are a gay sexist pcyho...

Light: IM NOT GAY!!

Me: Right right so let me ask you. Ok do you know what NCAA stands for?

Light: What?

Me: Ya know NCAA come on every STRAIGHT guy knows how what NCAA is.

Light: Umm...I sooo know what NCAA means I'm uber smart thats why.

Me: Did you just say uber? o.O

Light: AHHH!! NO!! I SOO DID NOT SAY UBER!!

Me: YES YOU DID AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY FIRST QUESTION EITHER!!

Light: ...

Me: SO YOU ARE GAY!!! -points to Light-

Light: I AM NOT!! ARRGGHHH!!

Me: OH REALLY!! -snickers- Then how come you take so long in the shower and making your hair hmmm...gay man..

Light: WHATS WRONG WITH GOOD HYGENE!! AT LEAST I'M BETTER THAN L!!

Me: HOW DARE YOU HEY YOUR BETTER THAN L!!! -grabs paper fan and slaps Light- DON'T GET A AHEAD OF YOURSELF!!! L IS WAAAYYY BETTER THAN YOU GAY MAN!!

Light: I AM BETTER THAN L AND I AM NOT GAY!!

Me: YES YOU ARE!!!! -hits Light with a Pico-Pico hammer- So why are you sexist?

Light: I am sexist because women are stupid idiots who are only good for temporary use unlike men who are more stronger and lasts longer also more smarter then the woman.

Me: You bastard...so YOU ARE GAY!!!

Light: NO I'M NOT!! AND NOW I WILL WRITE YOUR NAME IN MY DEATH NOTE!! I AM JUSTICE!! -the song What I've Done comes out-

Me: What the fuck...-while giving THEE FAMOUS WHAT THE FUCK LOOK-

Light: Hee hee hee snork snork hee hee hee bwahahahahah I'm so evil haahahah hohohoho snork snork hee hee hee...-writes in death note-..NOW DIE!!

Me: -yawns- Ahhh...are we done yet? -looks at clock-

Light: HEY!! Why aren't you dead yet?

Me: Well obviously Soy Soy Joo isn't my real name dumbass...man for Japan's #1 student your pretty stupid when it comes to common sense.

Light: I AM NOT STUPID!! I WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!

Me: You mean that literally gay movie with the two guys...oh my gosh ewww...this proves it you are SOO GAY!!

Light: HEY I'M NOT GAY!! GRAHHHH TAKE THIS!! -grabs random axe then charges at me- FZZZTTTTTT!!

TV: We are currently undergoing some technical difficulties. Please be patient and the show will be...

Me: AHHHH!! SOMEONE STOP THAT GUY!!! OH -BEEP-!! FZZTTTT!!

TV: and the show will be back on in a few minutes thank you...

Light: GAWAGH!!!! GRAAHHHH!! I'M NOT GAY!! -throws random objects-

Me: Man stupid mother-beep-a. God just cause I said he was gay. AHHH!! -runs- Ok so stay tuned for the next show...umm...if we get another one ha ha ha...FZZZTTTT!!!

TV: This show will now be off the air for a days thank you for watching...

So remeber to post ur reviews with questions for L for the next chapter Thanks yaz very much!!

And until next time...

L & Me: BYE BYE!!! -waves-