'Kiss the Girl'
A/N: More random SasuXSaku crack.. The story was SO popular I decided to add more to it. Hope you like it!! Please Enjoy, and Don't forget to review!
Oh and I have decided to put Sai and naruto in all of these as comedic reliefs. Hope yuo enjoy that little fact
Summary: [SakuSasu While out on a mission in Takigakure (Waterfall), Sasuke and Sakura are alone on a mission and Sasuke gets the urge to kiss the girl!
Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Kishimoto, and the lyrics and all the songs are owned by Disney.
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Wind wiped through the long tendril branches of the White Willow trees. It was hot, humid, and an uncomforting kind of heat that only Taki could have. It was seeming to be heating up more and more, making the last living Uchiha a bit annoyed and stuffed.
His shirt was off and laying down on the bed that he had been given. The had an apartment type structure to stay for the week that the mission called for. They were to play police and protect anyone they needed to in one of the most popular festivals.
The festival was really interesting. Sasuke found it to be slightly appealing. It was for couples, of course, and had games and stupid rides for couples. He only found it interesting because all the couples took a piece of rice paper, wrote out a wish, and then hung it on a Sakura tree. He found it interesting, mainly because Sakura kept complaining how she wanted to enjoy the festival and not have to babysit random people or just tell people where to go.
Sasuke was confused as to why they where taking care of a village that had ample ninja to protect them. He yawned and then laid down on his bed, tired from a day of babysitting genin. He had to play teacher, which was the wrong mission for him. He almost punched one of them because he was similar to Naruto and did nothing but annoy him.
Today, his mission was with Sakura. He and she were to go into the middle part of the village around all the white willows where all the major crime was going on. Not that it was a terrible with shoot outs, or deaths, but couples continued to sneak between then to make out or go a bit further. So they needed a two team of ninja to clear everything out.
Sakura was excited. She knew that this was the most romantic part of the village. The trees draped down and made for the ultimate privacy. She wasn't happy she had to stop a bunch of teenagers from making out though. She was really annoyed by that fact. She sighed and walked into Sasuke's room and blushed when she saw his bare chest. "Sasuke-kun!" She said, turning her head slightly, but was unable to stop admiring his strong chest.
Looking up from the window, Sasuke smirked at her slightly. "Hey Sakura." He sat up and picked up his shirt, walking over to her. "Ready to go and stop the rancid teenage hormones?" He asked. He had nicknamed every mission they got with somethign odd or weird, and this was just his way of making them seem more tolerable. The one he had the day before yesterday was trailer trash duty, which consisted of guess what? Cleaning out the remaining couples from all the rides and festivals.
Sakura nodded and looked up into his beautiful onyx eyes. She blushed a bit more and then followed him as she watched him put his shirt back on.
He's so hot.. RAPE HIS ASS! Inner Sakura yelled into Sakura's head, trying to grab Sakura. Come on! Look at that!
Sakura pushed her away and her eyes narrowed. Shut up! He'll hear you!
Come on! Look at those abs, just grab him by the shirt, one quick kiss then? Inner Sakura chimed in. PLEASE?!
Sakura punched Inner Sakura and then groaned. She was always turning up when she didn't need her around. Sasuke was cute and all but he hated being touched or kissed. Never mind by her...
Sasuke looked over at Sakura. "Something wrong?" He asked, seeing the frown and the angered expression on her face.
Sakura looked up at him. "No! No! Sasuke-kun it's nothing like that. I like being with you!" She said, rushed, regretting what she had just said. She sighed and lowered her head slightly. Now she had done it. She was such an idiot and a space shot. Sasuke probably thought she was an idiot now. Even more annoying then before. Oh no! I probably sounded so stupid to him! She thought, sighing. This sucks, I am annoying...
Sasuke stopped walking and cupped her chin so she would look up at him. "Sakura... Don't lie to me. Tell me what's wrong." He instructed in a sweeter way.
Sakura blushed up at him and then smiled slightly. "Oh Sasuke-kun!" She said, leaning up towards his face. "It's nothing I promise, but thanks for caring!" She said, pulling her chin away from his hand and walking off smiling, happier than ever before.
Sasuke smirked and walked after her. He sighed as the white willow trees came into view and he could already see three pairs of teens making out. "This is stupid, I hate baby sitting.." He said, yawning. "This sucks. Sakura, we should just up and ditch this mission."
Sakura looked up at him. She had never thought he'd say that. She was starting to wonder if it was Naruto. Although, neither of them would ditch on a mission. She raised an eyebrow. "Sasuke-kun?" She asked. "What did you just say?"
"Huh? Nothing, I'm jsut annoyed that this village needs our village to babysit and doing everything none of their ninja's will." He told her with a sigh. "This really sucks though, I hate it." he said, walking beside her. "I kinda just wish we didn't get stuck with break up duty." He said as he leaned against the tree.
Sakura sighed and went and broke up a coupel almost four years older then them. She got cursed otu and sworn at and was about to get hit when Sasuke stopped the other ninja and kicked him in the face. He fell to the ground and then rolled over a few times, then fell on his face. His girlfriend ran over to him and Sasuke shook his head. "Get lost." They took off quickly and Sasuke and Sakura started to alternate on which one of them started to clear out the couples.
But after about three goes, Sasuke was starting tog et really annoyed. He groaned and then his eyebrow started to twitch as he heard some hooker bad mouth Sakura. He walked over and hit her in the stomach with one shift hit, knocking her unconscious. "Beat it." He said, annoying. "NOW."
The man picked her up grudgingly and ran off quickly, not wanting Sasuke to attack him as well. He swore under his breath as Sasuke watched him run.
Sasuke took Sakura's hand and walked ino the trees with her. He didn't want to be around everyone else. They were on a mission in Takigakure (Waterfall). It was hot, humid, and the surroundings where beautiful. It was like a giant oasis that Sasuke had never seen before. Sakura was having fun, but Sasuke was a bit more undecided.
He just decided screw the mission. They did the beginning of it, and if a bunch of teenagers wanted to make out and get pregnant, what the hell did he care? He yawned and then walked with her, still holding her hand.
Sakura blushed as he took her hand and walked beside him without complaint. Sasuke wasn't the talking type, he let his actions speak for him. She smiled up at him and then continued to walk. He was so tall. The top of her head only reached his collar bone. He towered over her and Sakura loved it that way. He had always been taller than her and she admired tall men. His height made her feel safe.
Sasuke pulled her into one of the willow trees and walked towards one of the ponds. He just wanted to stay away from this mission today. They'd been working for five days straight, with almost no sleep, and Sasuke for one was sick of doing the dirty work of a village that wasn't the best ally.
Sasuke felt the wind wisp by, moving the branches and leaves of the white willow trees. He smiled and took in a deep breath. He was in a good mood now. He liked being out at night in weather like this. It wasn't as hot anymore, and he liked the calmness of this part of the village.
Sai poked his head out of the bushes with Naruto. They had both ditched out on their team mission to help Sakura out with Sasuke. She loved him, Naruto had given up and was now with Hinata, and gladly, Sai wanted to get the 'hag' hooked up with the 'loser' to get them out together and away from him. He broke a reed and smiled. "Naruto! We need to create the mood!" He said, still smiling at his blonde companion.
Percussion...
Strings...Winds...
Words...
Sasuke turned his head as the wind picked up, moving his hair to the side and he started to hear something like the wind whipping through the reeds. He liked the sound of it; it was relaxing. He looked at Sakura and smiled at her. "I'm glad I'm here with you." He said, smiling at her. "I'd rather be doing this with you then Naruto."
Sakura smiled. She wanted to hear him saw that so much. "Thank you, Sasuke-kun. I'm glad I'm here with you too. I love being beside you." She said, blushing lightly, a small pink color painting across her cheeks. She leaned closer to him slightly as they walked.
He's holding your hand! Inner Sakura had returned... Great... Sakura pushed her off again and then punched her away. "GET LOST!" She thought, trying to keep the moment between her and Sasuke intact without any interruptions. She kicked Inner SAkura off and then looked forward once more.
Sakura heard the music like tone in the wind and smiled. Inner Sakura fell out of Sakura's mind some how. She looked up at the taller man beside her and held his hand. "Um... Sasuke-kun?" She questioned, wanting to see if she had his attention.
Sasuke had been thinking about how nice it was outside ad how he was glad he was with Sakura when she called out to him. His head altered to look towards her. "Yes?" he asked as he puled her closer to him. The walked around a tree with her and got closer to Sakura. He was sort of happy about that. She was so warm, and she looked so beautiful in the moon's illumination.
A smile came to Sasuke's face. It was small, but it was enough for Sakura to notice and immediately become astatic about. He wrapped an arm around her chilled shoulders. He was comfortable, but she was cold. He could feel it when he touched he shoulder. He didn't want her to be cold, so he held her a bit closer.
He didn't have another shirt to give her because then he would be shirtless and would be cold, so he just kept her shoulder's braced with his strong arm. He wanted to give her his shirt, but he knew she'd never accept it.
Naruto went to the lake like Sai told him to and went into the water quietly, making a small amount of noise. The plan was for Sasuke to hear him and come to investigate. Then for them to find the boat that Naruto had just pulled to the shore, get in and go for a small boat ride. It would all work right?
Noisy, Naruto trotted through the water and got the boat, pushed it onto the shore, half of it still in the water and then appeared beside Sai and nodded. Everything was ready.
A real smile crossed Sai's chapped lips. He was finally going to get Sakura and Sasuke together before he had to go back to Roots. It was just something he wanted to do. Sasuke had gotten on his good side since he returned and was there to defend himself. He no longer saw him as trash and he was perfect for Sakura.
Sasuke walked towards the sound fo the splashing. Great.. Another pain in the ass thing he had to deal with. He wanted to just avoid it, but something inside of him told him to follow the noise, which compelled him to do so. He walked over and saw a boat. He raised an coal colored brow. He turned to walk off, but Sakura stopped him.
Sakura saw the delicate timbered boat. One of her thin feminine hands held onto Sasuke's light blue shirt and pulled him towards her. "No... Sasuke-kun, wait." She said, smiling at him. "You... Don't want to go for a row around the lake do you?" She asked, blushing once more.
Great and my blush had just gone away! Sakura thought with an inner sigh, not letting Sasuke see it.
Staring at her, Sasuke started to contemplate his options. The loving look in her eyes and pastel blush on his face, made him want to go ahead and agree to rowing her around the lake, but at the same time, he didn't want to become a pair of teenagers they were looking for. That would make them both look bad, should they get caught. He looked back into her zestful eyes and took her hand, walking off with her towards the boat once more. He had given in His mind fell subjected to the female charm he had been unable to see before. He leaned towards her as they walked, not wanting to part with her.
As pastel cheeks went more closer to a range of beautiful red, and a smile came to Sasuke's face. He held onto her hand and put his foot on the boat, holding it steady for her to scale the boat. Once she was inside and sitting down, Sasuke pushed thee boat into the water and hopped into the boat, to avoid getting himself or his cloths wet. The charcoal haired boy sat in front of her and took the rowers into his nimble hands and started to row the boat towards the center, where a giant Willow stood.
Sasuke looked around, in amazement. He never thought he'd see something as beautiful as this. His eyes continued to wander, until he was proven wrong. He had seen something more lovely then ever before and she was looking down at the bottom of the boat bashfully. Sasuke stared at Sakura. The moon light beamed down on her, making her look more beautiful then any other woman Sasuke had ever seen. She has a small smile no her face, her pink cheeks, glistening in the water's waves. Her pink hair shining brightly in the star's light.
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl...
Sasuke looked around, put off by the voices he was hearing. He was hearing voices correct? He looked at Sakura, who was also looking around. "Did you hear something? Sasuke questioned.
Sakura saw blonde and then a crane that was very similar to one of Sai's drawings. She realized what he was trying to do, and she remembered a conversation she had with Sai a few days prior.
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Leaning against a wall, was a Shinobi in a skin tight black belly shirt awaiting a pink haired girl's arrival. He was with a sunflower yellow haired boy and the two were in silence.
The young apprentice of the fourth hokage ran over and stopped before them. "Hey Sai, Hey Naruto. What's this big news?" she prompted. "Is somethign wrong?"
Sai smiled at her. "It's not somethign bad. Sasuke has returned. I'm going back into Roots, my mission has been accomplished. Team 7 is back o normal. Which means I'm no longer a member of it." he said, chuckling to himself. "But you guys gave me somethign I will never forget, and for that I thank you for that more than anything." He said hugging them both.
Sakura and Naruto wrapped their arms around Sai. He was their friend. He didn't want to see him leave, but they knew he had his orders and they had their own. Meaning, this was fate, and in the next two weeks, he be called for a mission and would be shipped off somewhere else.
"However..." Sai began, holding Sakura's hands. "Before I go, I want to do you a favor... I'm going to hook you up with Sasuke, no matter what? You got that? And there's nothing you can say or do to stop me!" He said, smirking at her. "You're one of my best and only friends. I want you to be happy once I'm gone."
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Sakura smiled and shrugged. "No I don't hear anything." She said, knowing that Sai and Naruto had worked so hard, and she had no right to stop them from what they were trying to do. She wanted to honestly see if it would work, and if Sasuke would be hers.
Sasuke shrugged it off and kept rowing the boat closer towards the tree. He wasn't about to lie. It had a strong presence and felt as if it was pulling him towards it. He smiled as he looked over at Sakura, who was playing with her white shorts. He loved how innocent she looked in the dark night light. It made him wonder why he had never noticed it before.
What's he thinking? Sakura wondered.She looked up at him bashfully . Her eyes wandered over his strong body, his open shirt, the way his muscles came together in his chest and abs as he rowed the boat towards the tree. Her attention was finally campured by it as she looked straight forward towards the beauty of the tree. The leaves blew in the wind, long tendrils stretching out towards them as if charming Sasuke with a seduction dance to come closer and see more. Sakura too was induced by the beauty of this tree and she wanted to see more.
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl...
Sasuke heard words once more and could have sworn he recognized the voice that was muttering into what seemed to be his ear as it sang gently. He looked over at SAkura and leaned towards her slightly.
Happily, and doing the same, Sakura came towards Sasuke, watching his lips. They pursed slightly as if he was going to kiss her. Gleefully, Sakura went forward, trying to do the same. However, Sasuke rowed the boat once more, pulling away from her, not sure if he should kiss her.
Sai cursed under his breath lowly. He had this planned for a while. He pulled out a scroll and opened it, showing a few doves. He released them and let them fly around them slightly. He opened another one and left it on the ground. It was fireflies; and hundreds of colors, pink, blue, yellow, green. It looked more like small lights then fireflies, but Sai knew that they were. He had drawn them.
Sasuke leaned back on the boat and stopped rowing. They were still moving slowly through the water, but not as much now that Sasuke had stopped pushing the boat with most of his strength. "You know... I felt really bad when I left you on that bench all alone." He said, sighing slightly. "I knew I had to go, I hated to hurt you, but..." he trailed off, wishing he thought what he was planning to say before he said it.
"But you came back to me..." Sakura finished. "That's what made up for it. You killed Orochimaru, and Itachi, and now you're back. You completed your goals, and that makes me feel better than anything. You wanted to come back, and you choose Konoha to live for the rest of your life." She felt so blissful, more so then ever in her life. She was with Sasuke, and Sai was trying to get him to kiss her! She wanted to squeal, but knew it was a bad idea.
A strong hand reached out and took a smaller one. Sasuke raised her hand up and held it in his own. "Thanks." he said, smiling at her. "It means a lot to me that you would forgive me after I did such a thing to you.." He pulled her closer to him slightly.
Somehow, they where still being drawn towards the willow tree, right towards the center as if trying to somehow get them inside of it for their private encounter.
Sai smiled. It was working, and the water current he had changed was pulling them towards the lagoon in the tree. He moved towards Naruto and smiled. "Help me..." He said, opening more scrolls, to activate when he needed to.
"How?!" Naruto asked, unsure of what he could do to help out his friend. He was in love with Hinata, so he wanted Sakura to be happy and be with Sasuke.
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl...
Naruto and Sai softly in unison and the two of them smiled at one another as they saw Sasuke take Sakura's hand and lean towards, her, whispering low words they didn't hear. They both looked at one another and nodded, knowing that their plan was working.
Sai ran over to one of his scrolls, opened it and threw a few aquatic animals into the water to pull the boat from under it, getting it to the willow tree faster. He went over to another and picked it up, summoning two cranes. They flew around Sasuke and Sakura and then went over directly to the fallen branches of the tree and waited for Sai's instruction to open them.
Sasuke looked into Sakura's emerald eyes and leaned closer to her and muttered small words to her, getting her to blush and seem really excited. "I'm glad I'm back and here with you now.." was the beginning. "I wish I would have realized how much you meant to me a lto earlier then now."
Sakura was about to loose it... It was almost like this wasn't Sasuke, and he had been replaced with a more sweet clone. Sakura knew that this wasn't true, but she wanted to be with him. She smiled and leaned into Sasuke, kissing his cheek. "Thank you Sasuke-kun!" She said, blushing a crimson color.
The boat reached the willow tree and the cranes pulled the branches open and let Sasuke and Sakura float inside.
Sai and Naruto were now out of sight of the two, but they could still be heard from where they were. "Ready naruto?" Sai asked, clearing his throat. He released all the fireflies and let them fly around Sasuke and Sakura in a more romantic atmosphere. He was the one who called for the mission and snuck along to do more to help him kiss her.
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl...
Sai dropped hundreds of fish into the water and then smirked to himself as they started to spin th boat gently and get everything all set. All Sasuke had to do now was lean forward and everythign was good to go!
Sakura smiled at him happily and leaned towards Sasuke. Her emerald eyes were matched with his onyx ones and he leaned forward still whispering to her.
"And this is why I've decided on something, somethign that's really important." He said, his face directly in front of hers. "And I want you to be ok with it." He muttered, kissing her forehead.
Sakura nodded. She was ok with anything at all he was about to say to her, anything, she'd do it all for him.
Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha la la la la
The music play
Do what the music say
You got to kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
Sasuke leaned forward more, wrapping his arms around Sakura's waist. His chest met hers and he turned his head to the side slightly and pushed his lips against hers as fireflies danced around them, as if they where cheering them on during the kiss.
Sasuke's arms stayed around Sakura's waist and he pulled her closer to him, and onto his lap as they kissed, the boat rocked slightly, as he did so, but it didn't tip over. Sasuke's eyes remained closed during the duration of the kiss. Sakura's eyes were wide at first, but then slowly closed as he lips pushed back against his and she finally got what she always wanted.
A kiss from Sasuke.
Sasuke broke the kiss and smiled at her. Sakura seemed slightly disappointed, but she was happy she got a kiss. She went to get off his lap, turning her head sideways.
"Sasuke-kun?" She questioned as he held her there.
"Be my girlfriend?" he muttered into her ear as he held her a top his lap.
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A/N: Wow... this is bringing back memories in my childhood. I mean Disney was the shit was I was a kid... Anyway, Hope you enjoyed! Don't forget to review!