I would like to thank everyone who reviewed and man do you guys have questions. There's so many of them. Well let's start. –unties caracters from the electric chairs-
From: Dark Shining Light
Questions for Naruto:
1) If you had to choose between Sakura, Hinata and Ramen, who will you
choose?
Naruto: Ramen defiantly. –Sakura and Hinata turn on him-
Sakura: What's that supposed to mean Naruto!
Naruto: What's wrong Sakura-chan? –Hinata and Sakura punch him continuesly-
Naruto: -lies in a bloody heap-
2) How long have you been in love with ramen and why it?
Naruto: Why are you asking me so many questions?
SkyBell: Do you often feel paranoid, like people are out to get you.
Naruto: Yes –sniff-
SkyBell: Ok, now answer the question dumbass.
Naruto: Well, when I was a baby, some people tried to assassinate me but they accidentally dropped me into a bowl of ramen and a ramen fairy came and jumped down my throat and gave me these cravings.
Sasuke: God that was lame.
Naruto: Yeah… WHAT'D YOU SAY TEME?!
Questions for Sasuke:
1)Have you ever thought of Sakura in a sexual way?
Sasuke: W-well… u-ummmm… I uhhh –blushes-.
SkyBell: We'll take that as a yes.
2) With who do you went to remake your clan?
Sauske: Remake my clan? Oh you mean invite more people in?
Sakura:-hits her forehead with her hand- He's completely clueless.
Questions for Sakura:
1) What's your favorite type of dessert?
Sakura: Tomato cookies.
SkyBell: Ewwwww. You actually like those?!
Sakura: No, they yucky, I like sneaking them into Naruto's ramen without him knowing.
Naruto: Ohhh. That's what those red clumps were. And I thought they were bloody clumps. -everyone backs away from him-
2) If you had a moment with Sasuke what would you do?
Sakura: You honestly want to know what's going on in my head?
Tenten: Ewww. That's disgusting Sakura.
Sakura: As if you don't think of Neji that way.
Tenten: -blushes-
Neji: -gets huge question mark above his head-
Question for Kiba:
What would happen if you got a cat?
Kiba: I'd probably start throwing darts at it.
Sakura/Tenten/Hinata/Ino: That's sooo mean!
Kiba: Hey, she did ask. Don't team up on me.
Question for Neji:
Do you see any sisterly figures in the Naruto series?
Neji: Hinata of course. To those of you who support Neji/Hinata, GO TO HELL!! SHE'S MY COUSIN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
SkyBell: Good boy. –pats his head-
Question for Hinata:
Why do you like naruto?
Hinata: Because I walked by his window once when he was changing and he has a smexy body.
Naruto: … shy sweet girl lusting after me… should I be creeped out by this or not?
Question for Kakashi:
How many of those books do you read a month? Better yet, how many pages a day?
Kakashi: bout five a month and 200 pages a day. –takes out book, giggles and blushes-
Tenten: You sick pervert, women aren't objects… NEJI TURN OFF YOU BYAKUGAN!!!
Question for Ino:
If you had five minutes to go to a special sell at the mall while Sakura was attacked by ninjas, which would you choose?
Sakura: Wait, why am I being attacked by ninjas?
Ino: We have a mall?! Hummm. Probably the store that sells repellent for pink haired bimbos.
Sakura: Hey! That was really mean.
Sasuke: Yeah. I wish you were a bimbo…Crap, did I say that outloud?!
Question for Shikamaru:
What's the best cloud you've ever seen?
Shikamaru: Troublesome. But there was a very nice one shaped like a cloud.
Ino: Aren't they all shaped like clouds?
Shikamaru: ... I deny that fact ...
Thank you for the questions Dark Shining Light.
From: Neo.Sakura.Kiss.
Questions for Sakura:
1)Do you like Gaara?
Sakura: Do you mean lust after him or love him?
Sasuke: -clenches his fists-
Sakura: Love him no. Lust after him, kinda.
Sasuke: No!!! MINE!!!
2.If you had the choice between ino and kin as friends, who would you
choose?
Sakura: Now, if this was asked a little while ago, I would have said Ino but after calling me a pink haired bimbo, Kin.
Ino: Awww. Come on! I was kidding.
Sakura: Hmpf!
Questions for Sasuke:
1.Where does the rumor that you like tomatoes come from?
Sasuke: Damnit! So those fangirls saw me going piggy on the tomatos. Yes, it is true. B-but you don't understand. Tomatos are so yummy!
Naruto: ... and he says I'm a dobe.
2) Do you want Ino to die?
Sasuke: Very much.
Shikamaru: Uchiha! –glares-0
Sasuke: Heh heh.
Questions for Ino:
1.Why are you such an inconsiderate bimbo?
Ino: Is that what I am to you people. An inconsiderate bimbo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm a stupid slut.
2.There's an answer to this, but why is the sky blue?
Ino: Because I will it to be blue.
Naruto: ohhh. So that's why it's blue.
Neji: Baka.
Kiba: Is he always this stupid?
Sasuke: Unfortunatly, yes.
Questions for Naruto:
1.Ino or tenten if they were the only single girls left?
Naruto: It depends. Which one would hit me the least?
Tenten: I'm sure both of us could get a pretty good amount in each.
Naruto: Why are all the girls on this show so violant?
2.Hinata or ramen?
Naruto: I already answered this, Ramen.
Hinata: ... Stupid asshole –mutters-
Naruto: What was that –completely clueless-
Hinata: Nothing. -too sweet-
Questions for Kiba:
1.Why are you such a koga from inuyasha?
Kiba: What does koga mean?
Do you smell bad?
Kiba: I don't think so. Guys, do I smell bad?
SkyBell: Don't be silly, your perfect Kiba.
Neji: No, he does kinda smell bad.
Kiba: aww, who asked you. I like SkyBell's answer better.
Thank you for the questions Neo.Sakura.Kiss.
From: Rindou-neesan
Questions to Neji and Tenten:
What happens during training everyday?
Tenten: Well I keep trying to get a hit on Neji and for some reason, he turns on his byakugan when he doesn't need it and when he does, his cheeks turn pink. Nothing strange why?
Sasuke: Damnit Hyuuga. Why do you have the best blood line limit?
Neji: So I can entertain myself during training or meetings.
Sakura: Sicko.
What's it like being on a team with Gai and Lee?
Tenten: Oh don't ask. I nearly tried to snap Lee's neck once.
Neji: Oh yeah. I remember that. They're also pretty clueless to everything that happens.
From: narutoslittlesister
Questions for Sasuke:
Why are you such a all that time? Wait your not an you just act like
that is something shoved up the wee corners of your . anyway why does
your
hair look like a chickens butt? It bugs that crap out of me anyway
later.
Sasuke: I do not have anything shoved up there thank you very much. And I don't know why my hair is like that. Does it really look like a chicken's butt?
Neji:-rolls eyes- He just notices.
Thank you. That was...interesting.
From: Chigiri Sasaki
Questions for Neji:
Have you ever wondered about how Tenten would look with her hair
down?
Neji: Yes I have. I mean, does it look like a chicken butt like Sasuke's –Sasuke pouts and stands in a dark corner- or is it long and silky?
Tenten:...wow. that's soo kawaii.
Neji: does that mean you'll let it down for me?
Tenten: -laughs- not a chance.
Neji: Damnit.
What's your deepest and most darkest secret?
Neji: Well, u-umm, y-you see, I-I kinda h-have a t-tenten doll hidden I-in my closet.
Sasuke: dude, are you like obsessed with her?
Neji: What about you and Sakura.
Sasuke: At least I don't look under her clothes.
Neji: You would if you could.
Sasuke: Yeah I probably would.
What do you think about the NejiTen fan fiction stories out there? Do you mind being paired up with her?
Neji: SkyBell, what are these pairings they speak of.
SkyBell-whispers in his ear and his eyes widen and he blushes-
Neji: I appreciate them and heres a word to Nejiten authors DON'T YOU DARE STOP WRITING!!!
Don't you find NejiSaku/NejiHina disturbing?
Neji: Yes, they give me nightmares at night. I mean I barely know that pink haired bitch and Hinata's my cousin.
Sakura: Stop calling me a bitch.
Is Tenten your best friend?
Neji: What's a best friend?
Are you gay?
Neji: If I ever find out where you live, I will go and kill you. I'm straight.
Kiba: Yeah we got that. Tenten's gonna need lots of theropy after everything she heard.
Questions for Tenten:
What's the nicest thing Neji has ever done to you?
Tenten: He gave me a teddy bear on my birthday.
Neji(thinking): So she still hasn't discovered the camera in it. heh heh.
Who would you rather date? Lee or Neji?
Tenten: Neji of course! Imagine little brown haired bug-eyed bowlcut green spandex wearing babies that chant about youth and play with weapons. Scary.
Everyone shivers.
Who do you find hotter, Neji or Sasuke?
Tenten: Neji.-sighs dreamily-
Do you and Neji always train together without Lee and Gai?
Tenten: Yup. If we trained with them all the time, I doubt we'd be sane.
Questions for Sasuke:
Ever done anything that caused Sakura to hit you?
Sasuke: Yes, once I looked in her bag and found a tampon. I still don't know what she uses it for. What are tampons?
Do you actually like a girl?
Sasuke: T-that's none of your business.
SkyBell: ohhh. Major red aura. Somebody's embarrassed.
Questions for Naruto:
Are you really that dense? I mean, c'mon... you DO know about Hinata's crush!
Naruto: Of course I know she has a crush, I just can't figure out on who.
Sasuke: Baka.
Don't you ever get sick of ramen?
Naruto: NANI!!! You can get sick of ramen?!
Sakura: Normal people can Naruto.
Naruto: Amazing –truly amazed-
Questions for Sakura:
Who's the opponent you'd like to fight the most?
Sakura: INO... DIE!!!!
Why did you decide to become stronger? Cause of Sasuke?
Sakura: Yup but not for the reason you think. I wanted to kick his ass for leaving after I told him I loved him.
Sasuke: I'm lusting after a girl who wants to kill me. Wahhh. –gets further into his secluded corner.
Thank you for all these questions. God I feel like my hands are gonna fall off.
From: Kradobby
Question for Neji:
What would you think Tenten would look like with her hair
down?
Neji: I don't know. I'm actually plotting to get it down somehow during training.
Tenten: You're what.
Neji: ummm. Looking forward to training.
Tenten: oh. I could have sworn you said you were gonna take my hair down
Neji: No what gave you that idea. –rubs back of neck and sweatdrops-
Question for Tenten:
Do you think Neji is hot?
Tenten:-puts hands over Neji's ears. Yes, he is super smexy.-takes off hands-
Neji: Wait, what'd she say.
Skybell: Ok people back in the electric chairs. Thank you to all those who asked questions. Don't expect another chapter for at least a week cause I'm gonna be in Plattsburgh camping and seeing some old friends. Ja ne.