Hey guys. Alright, I'm really sorry for how this chapter came out. I tried to take my time and find things that I thought I could elaborate on, as we're things that Wally probably really DOSE love about Artemis. But I also needed to get creative because of that first story. And since I absolutly HATE waiting, I hate it even more to keep you waiting. Especialy when you were all so Flipping AWESOME to me with the first chapter. I re-read it over once it was published and I was so pissed at myself when I realized I had forgotten to put in that word where it just says (LOOK UP WORD) It was 2:30 AM OK! The word was crocked by the way. Stupid spell check never recognized it. But then You were all awesome about it. 12 reviews. About hundreds of veiws in one day. Countless subscriptions and favorites. You guys rule so much! 3

Well, here it is. If I get a better idea for this chap I might take this down and re-do it.


Artemis POV:

I sat on my bed. A mixture of emotions swelling inside of me in a big, suffocating bubble. So far I'd been able to suppress it, but the bubble was threatening to pop.

I heard a faint noise. Like something sliding on the floor. I looked at the source of the sound and saw a piece of folded up paper right inside my door.

I opened the door and looked around but there was no on in sight.

I sighed and walked back into my room, I plucked the paper from the floor.

Ten Things I hate About Artemis

10.) Her hair. First off, it's ridiculously long. Like down to he butt. Has she even heard of a haircut before? And having hair that long is such a liability in battle too. It's really easy to just reach up and yank her hair and she'll be stopped dead in her tracks. And also, I think she dyes it. Which is just so tacky. Why dose every girl in the world want to be blond anyway?

9.) Her name has no creativity to it. I mean it's her REAL name. How can she expect to keep an honest secret identity when she tells everyone her real name? She could have at least used the roman version of Artemis if she was going for the Greek goddess name as her heroin name.

8.) She bends the rules. I'm pretty sure she let Cheshire get away on purpose. And on her first mission too! Why? What could possibly posses her to let that crazy killer go free?

7.) She has so many secrets! I know nothing about her cause she flipping won't tell me anything! I guess I'm used tot hat by now what with Robin but at least he has an excuse that Batman is the world most paranoid ninja. What's her excuse? Exactly. She has none. What dose she thinks goanna happen if she opens up her shell just a little bit? I'm honestly offended she doesn't trust me.

6.) She doesn't trust anyone. Seriously, what do I have to do to get her to trust me? I've already saved her life a few dozen times. And if not me she could at least tell SOMEONE something. We all trust her. Why can't she return the favor?

5.) She has no modesty. Almost every second of every day (When I'm with her that is) I have to look right at that six pack she's got. She's so proud of them and shows them off none stop. Whenever we go out in our civvies (Or even in costume) Guys (The ones whose life we aren't saving) just ooh and awww at her. Get a life! Put a damn shirt on! No one else needs to see that! (AN: Note the ELSE)

4.) She has three different sets of eyes. Sometimes they look gray. Other times a bluey color. Sometimes they look nice. I can never tell what her eyes look like! It's confusing!

3.) She always has a snaky comeback to anything I say. And most of them are just Kid (Insert insult here). Can't she just except when I'm right? Or dose she have to sass-mouth her way through everyday just to make me miserable/mad? Well I guess we all know the answer to that.

2.) She always kicks everyone's ass. Not even just the villains (Though I would like to point out that she tends to get carried away with them and dose mare harm then needed) But she completely attacks me in training! And she holds nothing back but her hair. She just has no self-control what-so-ever.

1.) I can never stop thinking about her. Never stop loving her.

I couldn't help but smile. I knew Kid Loser had probably just done this so we'd be even but still...

My train of thought was interrupted by a delicious smell. My tummy rumbled.

Aw man.

Hesitantly I opened the door and followed my nose to the kitchen. Of course it had to be Wally standing in front of a big pot.

Double Aw man.

He looked up from the pot and saw me.

Triple Aw man.

Well, might as well give this a shot. "Whatchya making?" I asked

"chili." He replied simply "Want some?"

Without waiting for my response he dumped a ladle full of chili into a bowl and placed it on the counter for me. I WAS hungry, why not. I sat at the counter and quietly ate. Neither of us sad anything really. He just made another bowl for himself (Nearly twice the size if mine)

Finally "Why do they call it chili anyway? I mean if it's suppose to be spicy"

"Shhhh, next thing you know Rob will be re-naming kitchen gear. We really shouldn't give him ideas."

I laughed. Then I noticed that I was out of chilli.

I got up. "See ya round Kid." And I left.

When I got back to my room I saw something on my pillow. I plucked it up and saw it was a new list.

Ten Things About Artemis that I love

10.) Her hair. It's long, silky, and beautiful. Need I say more?

9.) Her name. I know it's a chiche that she's named for a hunting goddess, but I love it. I can honestly say that she's a goddess. And do you have any idea how many pick up lines I can use with that? A LOT! (DG: You know how people can call Robin 'Little Bird' as a pronoun? Well you can also use 'The goddess' as a pronoun for Arty.)

8.) She's willing to adapt to the situation. She does what's right. Even if it's not exactly textbook crime fighting.

7.) That air of Mystery there is around her. I like not knowing. It's half the fun. Almost anything worth doing is worth getting excitement out of it and suspense and danger is SO exciting.

6.) It's fun fighting with her.

5.) Her lovely, lovely, stomach. She is just SOOO hot.(DG: Oh gag) It's intoxicating. I can never take my eyes off her

4.) Her three sets of eyes. They make me look at them all the time. They're intoxicating. Plain and simple.

3.) Her smile. Everytime she smiles at me, I get this little feeling...I don't know. I guess it's a nice way for me to remind myself that she's still acutely a really nice girl. Despite everything she goes through.

2.) She can take care of herself. It's such a reliefs to know that I don't have to worry.

1.) I can never stop loving her.

I smiled. And I leaned back into my pillow. Lost in thought.