Hey Here's another piece of crap that you all will hate me for :) Oh yah and 'Lol' Thank you for your Review It inspired me to write another chapter for this piece of shit so thanks :D Here's a cookie (::)
And whoever Reviews first will get a Virtual Cookie and a Virtual Brownie and a virtual hug, Second place gets a Cookie and a hug and Third place gets a Cookie :D
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When I woke up this morning I drank some Red Bull and had a spazz attack then I started chuckling like SpongeBob Squarepants. My name is Bobbins Mcgregor-Mckenzie-Dorito-Mary-Donny-Sue-Bobby-Ovo-Avril-Christina-Marie-Anne-Cretin-Linda-Shania-Ender-Fergie and I have two statues of my ex-girlfriend, who I am stalking. One day I went outside to look through her bins for some toe nail clippings to sniff, when I saw something I was not supposed to see, I then smashed the window causing her to scream and hide her frying pan that had some leftover pancake on it. "How could you make pancakes without telling the pancake police." I screamed. When I got home I started smashing my lamps, I was so angry (I have a lot of lamps). So then I went to my BFF Darren's house and played some 'Assassins Creed: Black Flag'. I then realized that I was over my ex-girlfriend so I watched some new Family Guy, I LOL'd and threw a brick at the wall. THE END…NOT REALLY!
Two weeks later I realized that Darren was sleeping with my new girlfriend Debbie, so I smashed his head in causing him to die so the vampire princes came and tried to kill me, I begged for forgiveness but they only said it was that or the trials of death so I did the trails of death and my new friend Harkat Mulds jumped in before the Emos could attack me and then I became a prince because I killed Harkey :D
Three days later Mr. Tiny came and ate my cookie because he is a douchbag D: I then killed Mr tiny and I had to run away because he owed some vampires money and now he wasn't going to give it to them… y'know… cuz he was dead… and I killed him…Yeeeeeah…
Anyways I then met Debbie again and married her cuz she begged my forgiveness and we later found out Debbie was the heir to a crown and we were king and queen of the place so the vamps came to us and became our slaves.
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TADA!
Lil xxx