02: Cute
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Hic.
"Did you hear that?"
"Nope."
...
Hic.
"Ayame, tell me you heard that."
"Kouga, what game are you trying to play now?"
"I'm not making it up!"
"Really now?"
...
Hic.
"Babe, I heard it again, I swear."
"Kouga shut up."
"I'm not hearing things."
"No, you're just delusional."
"Ayame."
"..."
Hic.
"..."
"Babe? I think that sound just came from you."
"And I think you should kindly keep your hallucinations to yourself."
"Sass isn't gonna change the fact that you just made that sound."
"Clearly you doubt my ab-"
Hic.
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"After you're done with your howling promptly throw yourself off a cliff."
"Ha ha haa, our dear Ayame has the hiccups!"
"Our dear Ayame is about to smack that maniac grin off your face."
"Geez calm down- woah, that look could make small children drop dead."
"I've been practising."
"All right I'll stop. Still need my balls intact, who else would satisfy your morning cravings?"
"...You're infuriating."
Hic.
"Don't know why you're so hung up about this anyway. I think it's-"
"Don't."
"Ah- didn't have to claw me babe, I think you drew some blood."
"Good."
Hic.
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"Cute."
An elbow was swiftly shoved into Kouga's stomach.
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A/N: I had to add that line, Kouga just seems to be one of those makes-sex-innuendos. I had hiccups yesterday, so that's the inspiration for this. The shortest one yet (exactly 200 years excluding the author's note and title) and my first only-dialogue (not counting that part at the end) fic! Ayame seems too irritable in this, but oh well. And a thank you to Kimiko888 for actually leaving a review:)
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