Mario Kart A-Z

by Thegeniusyoshi

Funny Mario Kart related things from A to Z. Please help me come up with things for different letters! And also, no things that COULD happen, but things that are already IN Mario Kart. And no character suggestions either.

2. B

B is for Backwards:

Toads factory is a highly sophisticated factory. It is always busy. Except for today, because a race is being held here. Everyone but Toad is facing the right way.

Toad: "Why is everyone facing backwards?"

Wario: "Becaue we want you to win!"

Toad: "Oh. Thanks!"

Lakitu: "3, 2, 1, GO!"

Everyone starts going, but Toad is going the wrong way!

Lakitu: "Turn around!"

Toad: "No way! Im winning!"

Toad keeps going backwards.

Toad: "One lap left!"

Lakitu: "Are you sure about that?"

Toad: "Yes Im sure!"

Toad does one more lap.

Toad: "I won!"

Lakitu: "No you didn't. You just went around the track backwards 3 times."

Toad: "WHAT?!"

Toad: "But Wario said I was going the right way!"

Lakitu: "He must have been lying."

Lakitu: "Here's a trophy for your effort."

Toad: "Thanks!"