Fairy Tail not belongs to me, it is owned by Hiro Mashima
The cover belongs to omake of Hiro Mashima, Fairy Tail of the dead
—PRIDE + PREJUDICE + ICHIYAS—
A Fairy Tail fanfic 100% ~meeeeeeeeen, inspired by the omake of Hiro Mashima, Fairy Tail of the dead and the novel by Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride, prejudice and zombies (Austen, J. 1813, Pride and Prejudice)
WARNING: Gruesome scenes of ichiyas who terrorize and sniff humans
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OPENING: Superchic[k] - Bowling Ball
—o2o—
—FAIRY TAIL HALL—
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SPENT TWO WEEKS the fairies were gathered in the main study of Fairy Hills, sharpening their knives and cleaning their muskets.
"Juvia, get away from the window! Otherwise it will begin to rain because of your melancholy." Rainjishuu's girl remarked mocking displaying her fan.
"Drip, Drip, Drop… Miss Evergreen, although not liked by Juvia, surrounded as we are of all these abhorrent, Juvia cannot help feeling melancholy."
Juvia Lockser replied and sat opposite Erza. She was carving the emblem of Fairy Tail on the hilt of her favorite sword, when Laki, another dorm residents are encouraged to comment, "I hope that likes the boy Dragneel, Erza."
"What are you talking about? How can we know your tastes, if these girls refuse to go visit him?" Grandma Hilda reclaimed.
"You forget," Erza held out her sword inspecting the balance. "What we know him today in the meeting?"
"Aye sir!" Happy exclaimed throwing a loaded conspiratorial look. "But, we will have to wait until someone us present him."
"Shut up! I do not want to hear more of this matter!" Old woman said with angry voice.
"Sorry to hear that, grandma." Cana intervened stifling a laugh. "Of have known, we would not have sent Happy to pay our respects."
"Aye!"
"What did what?" Astonishment of the matron was exactly like girl had imagined.
"It's a long story, but since you are not interested, we can stay at home and have a night just for girls, what do you think?" Cana replied smiling.
"No make me those games girls! How can you be so inconsiderate?" Old woman exclaimed enthusiastically. "And you've done well cat, how happy I am!"
"Happy, when you flew to see the Mr. Dragneel that did not say a word until today?" Lucy Heartfilia asked with surprise.
Blue cat drowned a devilish giggle.
"Juvia remembers it well; it was a few days ago, just on our return from Road Magnolia."
"It is true." Levy McGarden joined the conversation. "Erza gave indications to Happy and later, he flew in direction of Eastwood, we did not see until we get to Magnolia Town."
"Erza, you too?" Celestial spirits fairy asked this time with surprise.
"Do not get confused Lucy, it is not that I'm relaxing the discipline or yielding to grandmother's crazy wishes." Erza warned sternly crossing her arms. "Fairies of Fairy Hills continue our training, with or without Natsu Dragneel!"
"But after the last battle I think we deserve this break." Levy mused.
"Exactly." Grandma Hilda exclaimed. "No abound these joys since the king of the underworld decided to close the doors of the Tartars and condemn the abhorrent prowling among us."
"Then tonight, fairies will attend Fairy Tail's party." Happy said jumping with excitement. "They'll be the most dangerous and attractive girls of the place."
"Miss Cana." Fairy rain said to the chestnut girl. "Juvia is sure that tonight in Fairy Tail Hall you will attract the eyes of all young men."
"That I do not care, I just go to drink! And believe it or not Juvia, I am more skilled at the art of attracting the men when I'm drunk." Cana laughed.
"Aye sir!"
The rest of the morning, Happy boasted that since his meeting with Natsu Dragneel had become the best friend the fire mage, and girls did not cease to bother grandma with hypothetical predictions about Fairy Hills with young mages frequenting the residential. But old Hilda replied categorically that never, ever! She never breaks with the tradition of the house!
And is that more than the same ichiya creatures, detested men, no! She detested the idea that men are prowling Fairy Hills. That would not change, even with the present situation or other worse. Grandma Hilda was quite stubborn and headstrong. Although also knew that her policy placed the girls at a disadvantage and in turn depleted the opportunity they had to catch a good leaflet. I could do was wait patiently for her fairies take the initiative and vacate the house as soon as possible.
—oOo—
Midday! The sun rising over the clearing, with about a dozen bodies lying on the grass, stripped of their heads.
A blue-haired boy kept his eyes closed listened to the wind rocking the leaves of the trees. He opened his eyes winced as he remembered who was in Fairyshire and not Westernshire. Now the building at his back, barely noticeable among the dense foliage, was provisionally their new home.
"Nappiefield." He whispered in annoyance.
He longed to return to Westernshire as soon as possible. He felt so helpless and miserable because he cannot to return west of Fiore due to quarantine established in Fairyshire. The fact of not being able to be next to his sister of twelve years ruled his mood. However, that was not the reason that day he had decided to leave on their own to exterminate ichiyas.
Recently, he and his companions had reached Fairyshire following the crisis Web Valley, and due to demand of knights in the shire were forced to rent that house near Magnolia.
For his friend, Natsu Dragneel, who had no problem in building good relationships with others based on his sympathy all this was a wonderful experience. He had decided to go to meet the villagers and their local protectors, Fairy Tail mages. But there was no need, because that day was visited by Happy, a friendly exceed who lived near Magnolia.
"Having them here is fabulous." Happy said with a big smile. "I hope it's for a while." He added.
Natsu, scratching his head replied, "Yes, it is the intention, at least for now, although I have not found that do lately."
"Comes to Fairy Tail when you want, you will be well received!"
After that invitation, Happy began to explain how to get to the guild, who were its members and activities had almost daily. Finally, he referred to Fairies Fairy Hills, with whom he shared housing and on whose behalf it had been sent. Blue cat is not booked anything. The afternoon was not enough for all that the little one had to tell the fire mage about warrior girls with exaggerated praise and detailed descriptions of beauty and power.
Natsu was intrigued and excited by what he had heard, and was glad when a few days later the visits began. He also visited Magnolia Town, so there was no night that had nothing to tell their peers during their meetings for dinner, until one of those nights he arrived with a new that shocked Nappiefield Park.
In commemoration of the victory at Road Magnolia's battle, residents of the city along with the mages of Fairy Tail had organized a meeting, to which everyone in the house had been invited.
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So his memories ended. The long-awaited day had arrived! As much as disliked him, he had to accept the bitter reality. Most of Nappiefield had decided, and as if that were not enough, by the grace of the devil girl with blue eyes, now he was obliged to attend the Fairy Tail's party and fraternize with these people 'just this time,' she told him, though he was not mistaken, I knew the daughter of Satan would drag him as many meetings possible, another reason to leave Fairyshire as soon as possible.
After a while he sighed and filling his lungs with air he walked into the woods, toward where he thought he heard moaning of abhorrent.
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If he was lucky he find a large group of ichiyas, enough to keep his mind busy in anything that was not what was coming in a few more hours.
—P+P+I—
A few days after the arrival to Magnolia of Natsu Dragneel, he had caused an excellent impression. Erza, as leader of the fairies had the chance to see him a few times in Fairy Tail. But she never said anything.
Finally, that afternoon during training, Happy, the self-proclaimed best friend of Natsu, told the girls in great detail all about the Slayer. Not that it was a nosy, and gossipy cat, this is a lie! But he wanted to make sure that fairies knew about the mage with which they were about to treat.
Natsu was very young, handsome, and pleasant and would attend the Fairy Tail's party with a group of friends. He who was fond of those frivolities was a clear advantage when falling in love.
"Wonderful! Can there be anything better? If I could see one of my fairies living in Nappiefield and others well married, I could not ask for more!" Grandmother Hilda remarked.
"And if I could see survive them the vicissitudes that currently afflict Fiore, I could not ask for more." Erza said disgust, leaving for a moment her sword practice. "Tell me grandmother, what is it that Natsu will think of us when he will see us in the party as gained exposure? We will be blacked out as the most desperate girls of the kingdom." Redhead girl protested, though not groundless.
Recently, she had seen the mage involved in one of the exhibition bouts that were organized in the guild. Judging by the clumsiness with which he fought against Laxus, Erza deduced that had not yet perfected the management of its exotic magic, or not yet know his true strength. However, strangely she sympathized with him from the first moment, and Natsu had confided her that he wanted to meet the fairies, on whose skills as magicians and warriors had heard. His words and his carefree tone convinced Erza that the mage was fully committed to the release Earth Land of the abominable plague and had no place in his head, or in his heart for anything else, reason why she refused to share any type of appreciation she had on him.
"Well girls, the training finished! Now you go to their rooms to change clothes." Grandma ordered. "Fairy Tail's party will begin at sunset and we cannot be late."
"That is mattered? Everyone knows that people highborn always comes at the end." Evergreen complained.
Girls had terminated the training and left the hall of weapons. Erza, who would have preferred to stay to train, some more, sighed resignedly.
"This will be a long night." She told herself shaking her head.
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The sunset on the horizon and first stars started to appear timidly in the huge blackish blue orb. The music and noise from Fairy Tail is hearing several streets around. In the midst of the great hall and you could see some couples dancing, a blue cat flying looking for new gossip and in the bar, a drinking contest between the guild master and Cana.
Erza watched the night scenery for a window on the superior floor. The redhead girl grimaced and walked to Lucy in the railing.
"Do you have fun?"
"Hey? More or less"
"You should go dancing." Erza pointed at the ground floor. "You're easily five times more beautiful than anyone of the girls down there."
"Erza." Lucy was about to protest.
"Are you calling me a liar?" Erza complained. If something disliked was that others do not take seriously their compliments. "It's true, none of them compares to you. Perhaps you're afraid that no one will take into account?"
"It's too much care what worries me." Lucy pointed to a corner guild where Droy and Jet they fought Levy's company.
"Come, let's dance." Erza did as she had not heard, took Lucy's wrists and dragged her to the ground floor.
At that moment the music stopped and a deathly silence ruled Fairy Tail.
Girls, like all those present turned their eyes to the entrance. The entourage that everyone was talking since he had started the party made its dramatic appearance and subsequent entry.
Natsu Dragneel, a pink-haired boy, was very handsome, had a pleasant face and a strange and exaggerated captivating smile. His companions, the Strauss ladies were dressed fashionably and their appearance seemed they were not combatants, in contrast, the brother of the ladies had the appearance of a beast with such big muscles and that scar on his face, something that certainly was worthy of admiration. But it was the presence of the last boy of group that drew all eyes because of its presence, its elegance, and above all, its enigmatic tattoo on the right side of his face.
Erza could not take her eyes off the boy. She was so fascinated that she did not realize the presence of a young woman with green hair behind her.
"Jellal Marvell, for him there is no longer dark guilds in Westernshire. He annihilate abhorrent by hundreds. Recently, Magical Council conferred upon him Wizard Saint title." Green-haired woman ended whispering into the ear of Erza. "That gorgeous husband would be for you."
"Bisca!" Erza chided her friend. "Do not you think of something else?"
"With abhorrent or not, every woman should think about getting married, Erza."
"Grandmother, master Makarov and now, too you?" Titania grumbled.
"No hope you fall in love, but even you must admit that Wizard Saint is more handsome than Natsu." Bisca let out a mischievous giggle.
"Bisca frankly, I'm so used to the abhorrent that I cannot boast that I know to judge beauty."
"Nonsense, if you say that, it's for you do not mind more, but if you feel really intimidated to talk to him."
"Welcome Natsu!" Women heard the joyous and festive voice of the master of Fairy Tail, he had approached the newcomers. "I'm glad you came."
The music started again and Natsu greeted everyone. He was cheerful and outgoing, not was lost the buffet, was surprised when the bingo ended as soon, and said he would organize his own party. Admirable qualities he was admired. How different the wizard saint! He remained all night against the wall, as if he would not talk to anyone, making him known as the nastiest man of Fiore.
Old Hilda was one of the people who was most upset with Mr. Marvell, not only because of the bad impression that caused his behavior but because he had slighted one of her fairies.
Erza Scarlet had been forced, due to the shortage of men, to sit for much of the night, close enough to hear a conversation between the blue-haired boy and Natsu Dragneel.
"Come on, Jellal." Natsu said. "I do not like seeing you there with your face unhappy idiot, you should dance."
"Not if I can help it." He interrupted to Natsu. "You know how I detest it. And at a party like this," Blue-haired boy sighed, looking around. "Mirajane and Lissana are busy, if I invited to dance to anyone girl I could not stand it."
"You do not have to be so picky! I swear I had never seen so many nice girls like tonight." Natsu exclaimed enthusiastically. "Most are very brave women warriors and," He said softly scratching his head with a slight blush on his cheeks. "Attractive."
"Attractive?" Jellal said, looking askance at the blonde girl. "Yes, the girl with whom you dance is… attractive."
"Now I know that fairies exist, and she is the most beautiful fairy I've seen in my life!" Natsu sighed to see the girl. After a brief silence shook his head and cleared his throat. "But look, one of her colleagues is sitting right behind you. Her reputation precedes and even a little intimidating, I think is nice."
"Who do you mean?" Jellal asked looked at Erza for a moment until he replied coldly, "Nothing wrong, passably attractive, but not enough to tempt me. And, did I hear you right?" He threw the last statement sarcastically. "In this moment I do not want to make conversation with a girl who intimidated even a magician like you."
"Hey, that offends!"
"Take it as you like and stop wasting your time with me."
When Jellal went, Erza felt his blood run cold in her veins. She had never felt so insulted and humiliated in her life and Fairy Law required her to avenge her honor! Without giving time for her tempers they calmed down raised her hand in the air and a magic circle red drew a dagger, trying not to attract attention and hid under her dress, she determined to follow the magician as she left and hack off his neck. But as she finished accommodate the dress, she heard a chorus of screams in the ballroom, followed immediately by the sound of broken glass.
The abhorrent stormed Fairy Tail Hall moving clumsily but quickly. Clothing differed, but they all had those square faces with cleft chin and nose well developed. Their eyes were idiots and its lips were glued only to let out the characteristic whine.
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Some of those present, who had the misfortune of being too close to the windows, were attacked and immediately sniffed.
When Erza got up, she saw her friend and former comrade in arms, Bisca Connell, who protect her daughter, fired her musket continuous and accurate against abominable creatures so until she ran out of magic ammunition. At that time she was caught between the wall and half a ichiyas dozen.
Erza rushed to help her friend, but realizing that not arrive in time, her heart started beating fast. A couple of ichiya females approached to sniff small when at that moment a shadow moved and the head of one of the abhorrent tumbled to the ground. In front of mother and daughter was Mirajane Strauss in her famous Take over transformation, Satan Soul. Immediately she flapped her demon wings and speeding ahead took the rest of the abhorrent who fell to the ground, then their heads were detached from their bodies, leave goodbyes to the walls and will impact against chandeliers.
"Bisca, save to Asuka." Erza ordered her friend. She was still recovering from the impression see Mirajane Strauss beheading five abhorrent in one movement.
Green-haired woman taking her little in arms quickly left the room.
While attendees fled in terror, the voice of Happy through the tumult was heard, "Girls, death's magic circle!"
Erza immediately joined the four fairies, Lucy, Juvia, Levy and Cana, in the center of the hall. The girls were placed in a circle from which emanated magical light blue, gold, orange, red and green. From the center of the room, the fairies began to move in unison, brandishing a sharp dagger all removed from red circles that came before them, courtesy of Erza.
"I reequip you!" Command Titania's voice was heard. "Cana and Juvia advanced! Levy and Lucy kill off!"
Juvia introduced her dagger into the neck of an abominable and extending her hands shouted, "Water Slicer!" Water pressure shot up against three abhorrent, that the sorceress lay ahead, reaching maul their bodies.
Lucy pulled her whip and waving in the air whipped on the floor to abhorrent feet one after another and then sink them the dagger in their throats.
"Knife cards!" Cana started throwing letters became knife blades mutilated abhorrent.
"Soil Scrip: Fire!" Levy wrote in the air at high speed, invoking fire that fell on the remains of the maimed abhorrent.
Wizard saint watched fairies and Erza, especially Erza, advancing through the huge room beheading the abominable creatures with her celestial wheel sword. He only knew another woman in Fiore able to handle the sword with such skill, grace and deadly precision.
When the fairies reached the walls of the hall, the last of the abhorrent lay motionless on the ground. Lit their bonfires were with the remains around which a prayer was raised by the unfortunates who perished that night.
Apart from the attack, the evening was very pleasant. Grandma Hilda had noticed that Lucy had been widely admired by the group Nappiefield. Natsu Dragneel had not taken off her almost all night, and Strauss sisters had done her the honor of conversing with her. Lucy was so pleased it as your granny and Erza.
Juvia had heard someone that Miss Lissana had said; she was the strongest water's mage she had ever known.
Levy had been lucky that he was not missing couples, something that would have been beautiful, because I really had to split dances and bingo between Jet and Droy.
And Cana? Cana she sat comfortably on one side of the bar to drink many barrels alcohol, which was all that concerned her at a meeting like this.
Therefore the fairies, almost all fairies, returned very encouraged to Fairy Hills.
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ENDING: Paramore - I caught myself
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***Romance is possible even in a world dominated by ichiyas***
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