Me: Um... We seem to have a problem...
Paul: Besides your mental ones?
Me: SHUT UP! It-it seems...
Paul: Hurry up.
Me: Shut it! It seems... people have... mistaken my A/N for...
Paul: ...What?
Dawn: She means that because she hasn't gotten any order reviews, she thinks- -is cut off by my hand slapping over her mouth-
Me: -still has hand over mouth- Quiet, Dawn! Alright. -speaking to camera showing this to audience- We seem to have some technical difficulties. Actually, I'm not sure. Pretty much, as we seem to have no orders right now, I'm gonna fill in with randomness! -turns back to ikari couple- Let's start with intros!
Paul: That's stupid. Everyone knows me already, so why-
Me: -presses magical button on my keyboard-
Paul: -is suddenly hanging off a cliff- Ok, ok! I GIVE! LEMME OUTTA HERE!
Me: Ha! -presses another button-
Paul: -transported back in room- WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!
Me: Why, Paul, it's my keyboard! With the touch of a few buttons, I can force you two to do anything I want!
Paul: -glances at my keyboard and pales-
Me: Right. Intros, everyone!
Paul: -still kinda pale- I'm Paul... And I think this building is pathetic. Why can't I get out?!
Me: Because the keyboard says no.
Dawn: Um... I'm Dawn! Nice to meet you!
Me: -coughcough-AGE-coughcough-
Paul: I'm... what am I?
Me: You're... 16. I can't stand the thought of 12 year olds making out. –makes a face at the thought-
Dawn: Ok! I guess that means I'm... 15?
Me: You got it! And finally, I'm Sarah, the wonderful person who trapped these people in here! I cannot- OHMYGOD A REVIEW!
Paul and Dawn: ...
Me: Well! We'll skip this for now! Welcome... Guest! [sorry... you're a guest... so I hope you recognize your orders!]
sounds like a plan!
Me: Glad you say so! –is happy that the guest is being awesome-
I ORDER PAUL TO TELL US THE REASON WHY HE IS SO HARD ON HIS POKEMON
Me: Well, Paul?
Paul: -extremely confused- What?
Me: -sweatdrop- You have to do it. There's a reason why I locked you in here!
Paul: There is? I thought-
Me: GET ON WITH IT!
Paul: ...Fine. I want to get them the strongest they can get. Being nice only slows them down.
Dawn: That's so mean!
Paul: -looks at her and shrugs- Well, it's life.
Me: Whatever. Next!
AND WHY HES SO MEAN TO PEOPLE ESPECIALLY TO DAWN, AND ADMIT HIS FEELINGS
Paul: Because people are too pathetic to be nice to. Anything else?
Me: WHAT?! INCLUDING ME?!
Paul: Yes, including you.
Me: -hand hovers over keyboard- You... –pauses, decides killing Paul off isn't very good for the story- Fine. Your feelings?
Paul: No comment.
Me: -whispers to Guest- Don't worry, he'll crack soon!
Paul: Um...
Dawn: -realizing she's the only one left- Next!
AND I ORDER DAWN TO CONFESS WHAT SHE FEEELS TOOO NOW GET EMOTIONALLLLLLLL!
Dawn: Confess what?
Me: -snaps out of it- Why, your feelings for Paul! How you secretly love him deeeeeep in your heart, and how you want to stay with him forever, you want to marry him and have kids, and grow up-
Paul: Five minutes and I already know she's insane.
Dawn: Um... –blushing- I-I don't really like him...
Me: But that's NOT POSSIBLE! NOT POSSIBLE, I SAY! YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM! WITH ALL YOUR HEART! YOU HAVE TO SWEAR YOUR UNDYING FAITH IN PAUL AND PAUL ALONE! NOOOOO!
Dawn: But I DON'T...
Me: Oh well. You'll confess sooner or later... –evil smirk-
Dawn: Now I'm scared...
okay, im good hahaha, can't wait until you start the story
if i have any other orders to think of ill tell you what pops up!
Me: Haha... I just can't wait until I publish this chapter! Please do tell me! And I really hope you recognize your orders! Come back soon!
Paul: NO!
Me: Well, now that I have no more reviews to do... –sad- let's get back to wherever we were! OH YES! I actually have somewhat of a plot. You two, listen. –pokes Dawn and Paul who've dozed off because they think I'm just blabbing again-
Paul and Dawn: What?
Me: Pay attention. Now, as I was saying, there's actually somewhat of a plot in here. Pay attention closely, now, kids. This building is full of random rooms. This story will always move around to different rooms. For example, this is the starters' room. It's where we start.
Paul: Well, what's the difference between all the rooms?
Me: -ignores Paul- You may be wondering what the difference between all the rooms is. Well, each room is kinda like a different level. As you progress, to 'pass' the room, you must fulfill the requirements of the room stated on a card in the center.
Dawn: Where's the card for this room?
Me: Right here! –waves card around- For example: This card states that the requirements needed to pass this room are a successful introduction, and a successful explaining of the room thing.
Paul: So we're done with this room? FINALLY. I'm out of here. –starts walking toward door-
Dawn: W-wait...
Me: -types into keyboard without looking up-
Paul: -flies back into this room-
Dawn: I think I'll trust her more now...
Me: ALSO, all participants in the room must agree to going to the next room. KAPEESH, PAUL?!
Paul: -annoyed- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Dawn: -sweatdrop-
Me: Well.
Dawn: This is... interesting. I thought-
Me: STOP! WE HAVE ANOTHER REVIEW! IT'S FROM Guest!
Paul: Aw, man. WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE!
Me: Oh, shut up. Let's see what Guest has to say! It's pretty short, so here goes!
Make them cook good food for each other
Me: Ooh... Short, simple, and torturous! Guys!
Paul: Um... I think I can cook...
Dawn: Of course you can! Remember how you made lasagna when I was trapped at your house?
Me: What?!
Paul: WHAT?!
Dawn: -oblivious- Yeah! Y'know, when there was that giant hurricane and I got trapped in your house for, like, three days?
Me: OOHHHHHHHH... From my story, 3 Days, right?
Dawn: -nods-
Paul: I didn't read that... so I don't remember...
Me: AH! The time! Stop blabbing and get a move on! COOK, COOK, COOK!
Paul and Dawn: YESSIR! –rush over to specially keyboarded kitchen and start cooking-
Me: -muttering- Man, is this interesting... ooh... Dawn stole some of Paul's silverware... hm... Oh... is that Paul sneaking a bite of Dawn's food? Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky...
Paul and Dawn: DONE! EAT IT! –shove food at each other and grab forks and such-
Me: Eager, aren't we? –giggles-
Paul and Dawn: -don't hear me and scarf down each other's food faster than Pikachu's Thunderbolt- DONE!
Me: Well? How was it?
Dawn: That was... surprisingly delicious!
Paul: Yes, I know, I made it, after all.
Me: Stop being a Drew.
Paul and Dawn: Who's Drew?
Me: Oh, never mind. Paul, what did you think?
Paul: Actually... it wasn't half bad. Not bad for an idiot who travels with the idiot.
Dawn: ...What?
Me and Paul: -sweatdrop and facepalm simultaneously-
Dawn: -still oblivious-
Me: Whatever. On with the room! –pounds fist down on unsuspecting keyboard, accidentally pressing a few keys-
Paul: -starts being pulled up to the ceiling at an alarming speed- WHAT THE- AH!
Me and Dawn: ZOMG WHAT HAPPENED?!
Paul: AAHHHH! –flies legs first into ceiling, making a hole in it, but with his upper body still sticking downwards toward us-
Dawn: PAUL! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Paul: -sarcastic- OF COURSE I'M OKAY! I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M STUCK IN THE CEILING OR ANYTHING!
Dawn: -looks at me for help-
Me: -pondering what happened- Aw... I believe that was room eleven... Wait... Hang on... –starts giggling uncontrollably- HAHAHAHA I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NOW!
Dawn and Paul: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Me: -still giggling slightly- Well... you know when I said "On with the room!" and slammed my fist down?
Dawn and Paul: -faces pale in realization- You didn't...
Me: Yeah... I kinda pressed a few keys... oops?
Paul: "OOPS"?! WHAT YOU DO YOU MEAN, "OOPS"?! USE THE FREAKIN KEYBOARD AND GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
Me: -scratches back of head sheepishly- Uh... I don't know the command for that...
Paul: ... WHY YOU LITTLE B-
Flamer: TY!
Paul and Dawn: ...What?
Me: Flamer is my Typhlosion! Whenever any of you guys cusses, she'll jump right in!
Dawn: -looks at the menacing Flamer- ...She?
Me: Yeah, she! That's what the stats said!
Them: The WHAT?!
Me: Oh, never mind. Let's just focus on the problem at hand. Now... how can we get him down...?
Paul: -back in angry mode- YEAH, GET ME DOWN!
Dawn: Paul, don't be so whiny.
Me: Yeah Paul, don't be so whiny.
Paul: SHUT UP!
Me: You know, with all this ruckus, I won't be able to find a command to get you down...
Dawn: -to Paul- SHUT IT!
Paul: -to Dawn- ...Fine.
Me: -happy that they're kinda cooperating and that they don't know I know the command already-
Dawn: So... What now?
Me: Well, the command's gonna take a long time... and I don't wanna do it... –sends a silent message to reviews telling them to "SHH!" about the fact that I know the command-
Paul: -grumpy- I hate you all.
Me: Aw, Paul, I love you too! But not as much as Dawn. It's more of a fangirl love.
Dawn: -flushes- I do NOT lo-
Me: HOLD IT! I've got reviews!
Paul and Dawn: Oh no...
Me: Alright! Here we have... Alex View! Welcome, Alex! Can I call you that?
Paul: I don't think-
Me: WAIT! Profile says Alex View is a girl. Hm...
Dawn: -whispering to Paul- Why doesn't she let us say a complete sentence without inter-
Me: ALRIGHT! Let's see what this says!
Paul: -whispering back to Dawn- She just had ice cream. We're doomed.
Order Paul to tell some embarrassing things about himself.
Me: I like it! Short, simple, and great!
Paul: -blushing- Well...
Me: Spit it out already, or I'm never letting you down.
Paul: -still blushing- I...
Dawn: You...
Paul: I love...
Me: DAWN?!
Paul: No. I... love...
Dawn: YES?! TELL US!
Paul: ...sparkly things.
-awkward silence for a moment-
Me and Dawn: ... –burst out laughing-
Me: -still laughing- Oh, this is GREAT!
Dawn: -still laughing uncontrollably- Paul... You... love... SPARKLES?! HAHAHHAHA!
Paul: -face is red- Shut up.
Me and Dawn: -still laughing uncontrollably-
Paul: -really grumpy-
Me: -finally stopped laughing- Alright, alright, next review!
Dawn: Ooh! Can I say it?
Me: Sure!
Dawn: It's from... Infusion Masters Nightmare!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! This looks interesting! I'm already starting to get evil ideas! Fu fu fu!
Me: YES! EVIL IDEAS RULE!
Paul: Uh oh...
I'll only say one order and that is... FOR PAUL TO GO DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND SAY THE MOST ROMANTIC, CHESSIEST SPEECH EVER TO DAWN WHILE WEARING A GIANT PINK PIPLUP HAT!
Me: ...I LURVS YOU! –glomps Nightmare (can I call you that?)-
Paul: Oh, man...
Dawn: -blushes-
Me: Wait... There's kinda a problem... Paul's stuck in the ceiling...
Paul: EXACTLY! This means I don't have to do it! HA!
Me: WRONG! Instead of going down on your knees, you can just say it. WAIT! –types in a command-
Paul: -suddenly wearing a giant pink Piplup hat that will not fall off- I HATE YOU!
Dawn: Paul, it's okay... just say it!
Paul: ...Fine.
Me: YAY! GO!
Paul: ... Dawn, my beautiful Dawn, you are a rose in my eyes. Your beautiful blue hair brightens up my day like none other. It's fine silk, made from only the most skilled craftsmen. Your eyes sparkle in my sight, and they entrance me so that I cannot look away. But your beauty is not the only thing I love, no, your kindness I greatly admire, too. The passion you hold in your heart draws me in like a bird to a worm. I want to spend the rest of my days with you, and only you, our hearts entwined into one, living in harmony. I... I love you. I vow to stay by your side always, and to never let another woman catch my eye. My heart belongs to you.
Me: ...
Dawn: -blushing fiercely-
Paul: ...Well? That cheesy and romantic enough?
Me: -first to snap out of it- That... was... BEAUTIFUL! PAUL! I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD BE SO ROMANTIC!
Paul: Uh...
Me: -glomps him-
Paul: GET OFF! –pushes me down-
Me: -falls onto ground- OW! Don't push me off from so high up!
Dawn: ...Uh... Wow, Paul... Thank you... Even though you didn't mean it...
Paul: You're welcome. Even though I didn't mean it.
Me: You guys are no fun. –pouts-
I can't wait to see what would happen to our favourite couple so PLEASE UPDATE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Me: I can't wait to control what happens to them! GAH! I'll try! Updating is not really my thing... Oh well!
Dawn: Anything else? I need to go to the bathroom.
Me: Oh, yeah, but you can go first. –types a command and bathroom door appears-
Dawn: Uh... thanks... –goes into bathroom-
Me: -looks up at Paul- So... you SURE you didn't mean it?
Paul: -blushes- Wh-what- Of COURSE I didn't mean it!
Me: -nods- SSSUUUUUUUUREEEE you didn't.
Paul: I didn't!
Dawn: -walks out of bathroom- I'm done! Sorry for taking so long! What's next?
Me: Next... we have... Guest! I don't think this is the same one... Hm.. maybe...
tell dawn to tell paul what she finds most attracted about him:)
Me: WHOO! Dawn, you heard the guest!
Dawn: WHAT?!
Paul: Just tell me.
Me: Dawn, just tell him.
Dawn: ...Uh... I... I like your hair?!
Me: You can do better than that. Paul just confessed his love to you!
Dawn: Well, there's nothing I'm attracted to in him!
Me: GAH! Sorry Guest, but Dawn's being a stubborn little beep. Come back soon though to see what her answer will be later!
Dawn: HEY!
Me: -ignores- We have to get on with this. Next review... from paulxdawn! This person's a guest... so... Um...
hey
Me: HI!
orders
kiss eachother for 10 seconds
Me: Ooh... I LIKE THIS ONE! Paul, Dawn, get on it!
Paul and Dawn: WHAT?!
Me: You have to. –fingers hover over keyboard-
Dawn: But he's all the way up there!
Me: Not a problem! –commands ladder to appear-
Dawn: -sweatdrops and climbs ladder up to Paul-
Paul: Let's just hurry it up.
Dawn: Agreed.
Paul and Dawn: -they kiss for ten seconds-
Me: BEAUTIFUL! –snaps some pictures-
Paul and Dawn: -break apart-
Dawn: -blushing- That... was interesting... –climbs back down ladder-
Paul: -doesn't say anything, just looks away-
awnser all the questions no matter what
Me: HOORAY! Questions!
questions
dawn do you like paul
Dawn: Um... I... I don't... I don't know... maybe?
Me: AGH! SO STUBBORN!
Dawn: ...What?
paul same as dawn but switch names
Paul: What's to like about the troublesome girl?
Me: WHY?! STUBBORN!
Paul and Dawn: ...
host here is a lie detector it doesnt break
Me: Oh, thank you! If it had been here a leetle earlier... But thanks anyways!
bye for now
Me: Bye! Please come back!
Paul and Dawn: NOOO!
Me: Man, this is boring.
Paul: This is NOT boring.
Me: So... I guess I'll drag someone else in here!
Dawn: What?
Me: Yeah! I'll drag another character in here! But that'll happen next chapter.
Dawn: Chapter?
Me: Yeah!
Paul: Ignore her.
Me: -goes outside- Alright people, you heard me! I'm dragging another character in here. I currently have three people to decide from: Ash, Gary, and hm... Drew. Yeah, Drew. So I need YOU to tell me who to drag in! PLEASE! And please review more orders! These few were GREAT, but I'd really like a little more! Please review, and don't forget to vote! Of course, if you don't vote, I'm just gonna use eeney meeney miney mo to decide. Ok, that's all! –goes back in-
Paul: What was that all about?
Dawn: I don't think we really wanna know...
Me: You don't! Bye for now! –waves to audience-
Dawn: Bye!
Paul: GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!