Hey, yall! This is the next chapter of this story! There might be about 8,9, or even 10 chapters! there is gonna be A LOT of funny stuff coming up, IF you know what I mean! I don't even own the boondocks and it makes me angry but you know... who knows maybe someday Aaron McGruder may hire me or something! Anyway here goes chapter 2.
P.S the song riley was singing in chapter 1 was an older song by T.I.P and T.I called Hustle
The boondocks lies, laughs, and cries chapter 2: Cindy McPherson
"Yo, YOUNG REEZY!" Huey and Jazmine turned around to see nobody but Cindy McPherson running towards them. "Oh, Hey Cindy..." Riley said a little bored. "Umm...Sup Riley?" "Nuthen' , just got finished slapping this fool 'cause he offered me-" Riley turns to look at Cindy. His jaw drops wide open, and unlike his brother Huey, he said what he thought. "DAMN,!" Riley shouted "Look at YOU! God DAMN! BITCH! YOU LOOK'n FIINNEE! as a MOTHER-FUCKER!" Cindy's face turned completely red. "For Santa's sake Riley, Your mouth should come with a censor!" Jazmine commented irritated. Huey clomped Riley on the head and grumbled " She's right, minus the Santa part..." He looked at Jazmine and she kinda glared at him , but he didn't mind. "Well, it ain't MY fault that cindy came came at me lookin' all fine and stuff with her nails all did and her hair all done.. that reminds me of that one song!..." Huey and Jazmine both moaned. "Yeah I think it goes like... WHY YALL TRIP'N, SHE JUST FINE! ," He laughed " No, no, no,no, OH YOU FANCY HUH?, OH YOU FANCY HUH, OH YOU FANCY HUH? NAILS DONE, HAIR DONE EVREY THING DID, N-N-NAILS DONE, HAIR DONE EVERY THING DID!" Huey moaned louder. "OR HOW ABOUT CAL-I-FORNIA GURL, SHE'S UNFORGETTABLE. DAI-SY DUKE BIKINIS ON TOP!, SUN KISS SKIN SO HOT NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!- " CLOMP! "Owe.. man what was that for?" Riley whinnied. " For singing like Brittany spears at a LIVE concert just before she was sent to rehab." Cidny and jazmine both started cracking up and riley rolled his eyes, and snatched away. "YOU is a gay ass, Hater fag-" "faggot boy, I know , I know... get a new line , would ya?" Said Huey intteruptting. Jazmine and Cindy were now laughing so hard they started coughing.
They soon ended up at the Woodcrest local park, Riley was getting his ass bet by cidny at basketball, and Jazmine and Huey were sitting on a bench, WATCHING Riley get his ass bet at basketball! "where y' game at young reezy where yo game at?" " THAT"S NOT FAIR YOU IS CHEAT"N" complained Riley. " Nigga, how am i cheating!" Cindy said making a cross-over on Riley. "YOU GOT YOURSELF ALL ... YOU-KNOW... LOOK'IN HOT n' STUFF TRYING TO DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR PRETTINESS AND STUFF... MAN! THAT IS SOME OLD BULL SHIT!" Riley blurrted out. Cindy dropped the ball and just stared at him blankly, slowly turning red. Riley snatched the ball and made a jump shot. SWISH!. "Hey Cindy," Riley said walking so close up to her they could fell each other breathing. " W-What Riely?" " Cidny...," Riley looked deep into her eyes and grinned." I FOUND MY GAME!" He chuckeled and cidny pushed him away reying not to smile. " YOU CHEATING!"
"My bets are still on Cindy.."Said Huey. "Mine too!" Jazmine agreed. Huey rolled his eyes. "what?" Jazmine asked befuddled. "Ok, I'm going to explain this to you veeerrryyy slowwwlly.." Jazmine grunted and nudged him. "We can't BOTH bet on hey becuase then nobody can get ANY money at all" Jazmine rolled her eyes at him and knudged him again. He ignored her, and they both looked up at the sky. Huey took a glance at Jazmine who was now shivering and pulled off his scarf and wrapped it around her neck, just like old times, but expect this time, it caught jazmine off gaurd. "Are you ok?" Asked huey concerned. "Yea, yea... I'm fine.. really... it's just that..." Jazmine looked at Huey. " Aren't the stars beautiful Jazmine asked excited. " Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror. Kahil Girbran." answerd huey. Jazmine looked puzzled. "So is that a ... no?" Huey sighed. "It's a no." jazmine looked at Huey strangly. "Well, why not?" huey slapped his head. " I JUST told YOU jazmine, Beut-" riley cut him off by suprise. " AYE, IS HUEY DOING ONE OF DEM KAKEYAL...KEMEI... KAMIEAL, YEA, KEMIEL POEMS, THAT'S REEAAAL GAY MY NIGGA!" Yelled Riley in a upnotious tone. " For one, it's KAHIL, KA-HIL, Secondlly, It's not gay, and third of all WHAT DO YOU WANT!" huey glared at his brother Riley. "WELL I AM SORRY, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TRYING TO INTERUPPT YO DATE WITH JAZMINE OR NOTHING , I JUST CAME HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IMMA WALK MY GURL HOME ...DANG!" " IT AIN"T NO DAAA-did you say "GURL" ?" Riley grinned. " Yup!" "And by gurl you mean?" "CIDNY? YEAAA BOY!" Rile said dipping toward her.
"Well..., It is getting late." Jazmine said. "Yea... I'll walk you home?"Huey questioned. "That'll be nice..." Then before they knew it they were at the front yard of Jazmines house. Huey looked over at his house and and saw Riley walking towards them grinning,"wearing" cindny's lip gloss. Jazmine giggled. " Riley stop cheeseing like you from wisconsin ,with yo gay ass..." Huey teased. " Nothin' you can say can bring me down, now is you coming nigga?" Said Riley STILL grinning. Huey looked at Jazmine. "No, I"ll be there in a few miniutes or something." "Whatever nigga!" Said riley turning around walking back to there yard. Huey rolled his eyes and then riley busted out singing. "I KISSED MY GURL AND I LIKED-" "BOY, YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR KATY-PERRY-WANNA-BE-NIGGA ASS!"Grandad yelled out the window. Jazmine laughed harder. "Heh-heh, well, today was fun"Said Jazmine. "yeah, it really was f-" "GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET DOOWN COME ON EVERYBODY NOW,GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET DOOWN COME ON,GET DOOWN COME ON,1989! THE NUMBER, ANOTHER SUMMER...!" Huey took his phone out his pocket. "It's Tom dubois..." Jazmine glared, snatched Hueys phone, pressed talk, and screamed as loud as possible and pressed off. "I think your gonna get in trouble for that!" Huey said laughing. " I don't care my dad is always... Wait , Huey," Huey stopped laughing and his face went blank. " You were laughing, and the world didn't EXPLODE!" Jazmine said sarcastically. Huey blushed. "OMG, NOW YOU'RE BLUSHING!" Huey turned around in embarrassment. " Oh you know I'm only playing!" Said jazmine spinning huey around and hugging him. She looked up at him turning pinker. "OH WHO IS BLUSHING NOW!,"Huey accidentally blurted out. "NOW TAHT I THINK OF IT, YOU HAVE BEEN BLUSHING ALL DAY SO YOU DO NOT HAVE A REASON TO-" Jazmine softly attached her lips to his, interrupting his sentence, for seconds later she removed them. "-Reason ... to...talk." Huey said finishing his sentence confused. "Well, this ... is ... uncomfortable, so I'm going to just um go..." said Jazmine turning around feeling kinda scared, she turned her back around and looked into her eyes. "Jazmine..." "yes?" "You... were really beautiful tonight..." Manged Huey. Then he let her arm go. "Thanks...huey?" Jazmine said suprised then hurried back inside her house.
Huey smiled to himself and put his hands in his pockets and walked next door to his house and went up to his room. "RILEY, BOY, WHY YOU GOT ON LIP GLOSS, YOU BEEN LISTENING TO THE GANGSTERLISCOUS FELLOW AGAIN!" "NO GRANDAD!" "THEN WHY YA WEARING LIP GLOSS BOY, YOU TURNING GAY FOR REAL THIS TIME?" "NO!" "THEN WHY YA GOT ON LIP GLOSS!" "LET'S JUST SAY, CIDNY PUT IT ON ME!" Said Riley grinning entering his half of the room were he saw Huey. " Huey, why don't you seem so... hatery no more, it's like I can smell the happiness on you." Huey turned around. "Riley, that just HAS to be the most stupidest thing you have ever said to me in your entire life." "Well I am sorry that I am not as big as a nerd as you and another thing ... wait, are you wearing ... peach lip gloss?" Riley grinned. "Daaaamn, I knew you loved that dubious chick!" Huey smirked and turned off the lights.
"WE KISSED A GURL AND WE LIKED IT..." Grandad appeared at the door with the belt and turn on the lights. "BOY, YOU SING ONE MORE DAMN TIME YOUR GONNA KISS MY FOOT!"
Well that was the end of that chapter... but do not ,orry there are more to come! Songs used in this chapter were Fight the power, i kissed a girl, California girls,fancy, and just fine!
I ain't really got nothing else to say right now cause, my back is hurting and stuff so PEACE!