Percy's Birthday
Percy: Woohoo! It's my birth-
Annabeth: Seriously, Percy? *crosses arms*
Percy: Uh, yeah. Now let me finish. IT'S MY BIRTHDAYY! *fists pumped in the air*
Jason: Congrats, bro. *bro fists*
Hazel: Happy, uh, what's your age, Percy?
Percy: Uh, which one? My book age or actual age in the real WORLD?
Frank: Our ages in the book don't change yet.
Hazel: Go with the other choice, Percy.
Percy: Okay. So I was born 1993… *counts years with fingers*
Annabeth: You're 21.
Percy: *stops counting* Excuse me?! Are you serious?
Annabeth: Yeah, Seaweed Brain. You're the same age as me. My birthday already passed remember?
Percy: Oh…
Piper: It kind of creeps me out that Annabeth is a month older than you.
Percy: Um, I guess so. …Where's Leo?
Jason: Probably working in the engine room, fixing-
Leo: *pops out* Talking about me? *flashes a grin*
Piper: *charmspeaks* Just wondering where you were, Repair Boy.
Leo: Ah, using my nickname, aren't we?
Hazel: Le-O.
Leo: Fine. *puts on shades* Percy, summon a rain cloud or something.
Percy: Why?
Leo: Because I told you so.
Annabeth: *confused*
Jason: *confused*
Frank: *confused*
Piper: *confused*
Hazel: …
Percy: I'm not sure, but okay *summons a rain cloud*
Leo: Well, thank you. *bursts out in flames and presses a button on his Archimedes sphere, which is blaring out music*
Leo: aHEM. *starts singing* AND I SET FIRE, TO THE RAIN. WATCHED IT POUR AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE *reaches for Percy's face but does not touch it* LET IT BURN WHILE I CRY, 'CAUSE I HEARD IT SCREAMING OUT YOUR NAME, YOUR NAME~
Leo: *bows as short music finished* And THAT was my special concerto surprise for the famous demigod, Percy Jackson. Happy Birthday! *takes off shades* Sassy enough for your birthday?
Percy:
Hazel: Leo!
Annabeth: That was horrible singing.
Leo: Hey! It was not for you!
Annabeth: *raises eyebrows*
Leo: It was for everyone.
Annabeth:
Leo:
Piper: *charmspeaks* Leo, I thought that was beautiful singing.
Percy: *cries tears of joy* T-that was such a wonderful gift, Leo. It was so SASSY!
Leo: *grins* I knew your taste.
Jason: *hands Percy a box* Happy Birthday, Persassy. See you soon. In Blood of Olympus. *disappears in a poof*
Frank: Oh yeah. *hands him a wrapped up gift* I'll guess we'll see each other. Zai jian, uh, great-times-a-thousand granduncle. *chuckles and disappears*
Percy: *smiles as arms are getting stuffed with presents*
Hazel: I also have something for you. *hands over a sack* Farewell. *poof*
Leo: *gives a present like the others* See ya, Persassy. *poof*
Percy:
Piper: Uh, here's yours from me. *gives a huge box* Au revoir. *poof*
Percy: Oof. *struggles with the box*
Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain. Happy Birthday. *hugs Percy from behind*
Percy: You didn't go yet. *blushes*
Annabeth: I didn't give you your birthday present yet.
Percy: Yeah, but-
Annabeth: *kisses Percy on the cheek, avoiding the boxes* Happy Birthday, Percy. *places a small box on top of Piper's box* See you, Seaweed Brain. *poof*
Percy: *blushes more as he drops the gift boxes on the floor*
Percy: *sighs*
Percy: *picks up presents*
Thalia: *poof* Hey there, Jackson. Sorry to come late. Wait, where's everybody?!
Percy: They all left *stacks presents on the floor*
Thalia: Gods, darn it. Well, happy birthday, Percy. *places a badly-wrapped gift on the stack* Better get going. Artemis doesn't want to wait for a long time. Sorry. *poof*
Percy: Now I'm all alone.
Nico: *comes out of the shadows* No, you're not.
Percy: *stumbles on the stack of gifts* N-nico?!
Nico: Yeah, I'm here. Any blue cake like before?
Percy: Sadly, no one made me blue cake. Mom's in New York, not Greece. She's only a mortal too.
Nico: Uh, yeah. *sweats nervously as he takes a box from the ground*
Percy: How long have you been here?
Nico: Enough time to see Valdez sing his ridiculous song.
Percy: *laughs*
Nico: *smiles creepily as he tries to place the box on the stack*
Nico: *hand touches Percy's by accident*
Nico: *pulls back quickly*
Jason: *poof* Was that a flirtatious gesture, Nico?
Nico: Huh? *turns pink* Why are you here Jason? I thought you went away!
Percy: Yeah, why are you here?
Jason: Can't. Breathe. So. Perf.
Percy: What's he talking about?
Nico: Um. *tries to think of excuse* Blue cake.
Percy: Okay. But why?
Nico: *hands Percy a gift* I don't know. I have to go now. Bye. *poof*
Percy: Nico? Um, Jason?
Jason: SOrry, gotta go. *poof*
Percy: *stares at presents*
Percy: Better open them now.
Percy: *opens Jason's* A framed picture of Nico?! What's he thinking? *puts it aside*
Percy: *opens Frank's* It's Ariel! *holds the bobble-head Disney princess then puts it on the floor*
Percy: *opens Hazel's* Aquamarine gems and jewels? Sweet!
Percy: *opens Leo's* A snorkel, and Spongebob undies… He does know I could breathe underwater right?
Percy: *opens Piper's* There's a box inside a box… *continues taking out random boxes until he opens an average sized box* It's a French beret!
Percy: Annabeth… *opens hers* A guide to being a marine biologist. I love her so much!1!
Percy: Wait… There's a blue badge too! 'I love blue so much it hurts'. Impressive. I have to let her know that I love her more than blue…
Percy: *opens Thalia's* It's a container holding a…tadpole in water. Well, that's what I think it is.
Percy: *opens Nico's* WAIT IS THIS ACTUAL BLUE CAKE?! *touches the cake form* It's squishy… *tries to bite it* It's rubber. Oh dam it. At least I can hang this on my bag anytime (it's a keychain).
Rick Riordan: Percy, stop hogging your gifts from everyone. Time to get to Blood of Olympus.
Percy: nOoooo.
Rick Riordan: Say goodbye, fangirls and fanboys.
Percy: Nein! *poof*
A/N: Not an one-shot, sorry! But it is in the honor of Percy's birthday. Happy belated birthday since I'm posting it late :/ It is also the death day of Luke Castellan and Percabeth's anniversary. Let us celebrate all! I'll be uploading this also onto my Wattpad account (same user). Sass on, demigods.