Natasha Romanoff sat in the living area of Stark Tower with a pen in one hand and a piece of paper in the other smirking at it as Pepper Potts sat down next to her.

"Natasha I don't think that's acurit." Pepper stated with wide eyes at the paper.

"Why not it's actually one of the main reasons I love him!" Natasha exclaimed to the only other female to live in the tower besides herself.

"As nice as it is." Pepper stated trying to find the right words only to instead just blurt out. "Your wedding vows as of right now are just a picture you drew of you giving Clint a blow job." Taking a closer look Pepper then added. "And there is no way he is really that big!"

"Not every guy is as small as Tony!" Natasha shot back. They both busted out laughing knowing how true the comment was. "But you are right, I just wish I had something to go on that would help me figure out what to write!"

"Ms. Potts, Agent Romanoff." Jarvis said signaling for the two ladies attention. "Agent Hill has arrived and will be with you shortly."

"So I wasn't the only person you asked for help then I take it." Pepper said with a grin.

"I needed someone else besides just you Pepper, no offence but Hill actually has known us both longer then any Avenger or associate to an Avenger has."

"Fair enough." Pepper said as Maria Hill stepped off the elevator and made her way to the other two women present.

"Ok, I'm here what do you have so far?" Maria asked sitting down with the other two ladies.

"Trust me you don't want to know the answer to that question!" Pepper exclaimed as Natasha shot her a death glare.

"Thanks for the warning but I think I'll be fine seeing it." Maria said going to take the paper from Natasha. "You know as long as it's not a picture of her giving Barton a hand job or something." Maria then looked at the paper and shot her eyes up to an all too innocent looking Natasha. "Ok THIS is by far worse than a hand job!" She stated then stared for a second. "And Barton can not be that big!"

"Ok for the record Clint is really that big, and second I didn't ask you both here to judge the size of his jugular."

"Then why draw it in the first place?" Maria asked handing back the sheet of paper.

"I got bored very easily."

"Ok so how can we help?" Pepper asked.

"Help me trigger some kind of memory or something on why I love him so much that doesn't involve sex and this should be easy!" Natasha said sitting back and preparing to think of something that could help in this situation.

"Ok let's start with what you remember from your first date." Maria said

Natasha had just gotten done getting ready and was applying the last touches of her make-up when she stepped back and looked at herself in the mirror. "He won't know what hit him."

She stepped out of her bathroom changed into a red dress that would stop a man's pulse from forty yards away it would have looked like a very simple dress on anyone else but on her it looked like the most astounding outfit she would ever own. She couldn't wait to see Barton's reaction when he saw her in it. She peeked around the corner and heard the archer mumbling to himself acting to jittery for his own good, to anyone who didn't know him so well they would think he was fine, but she knew him a little to well to know the telltale signs of him being anxious.

"Don't fuck this up Barton!" He said to himself. "She's just a woman a beautiful, deadly, vengeful, lethal, woman. You have nothing to worry about, it's not like she'll kill you and then hide your body. Which if she did Phil would catch on. He somehow knows all of our hiding spots." He said rambling looking down at his hands, his callused, lethal, manly hands. They were quite large, which made her think of what other parts of him were large as well that couldn't be seen by the naked eye. "Note to self stop informing Phil on where we hide the bodies!"

"But then that takes the fun out of the migraines we give him at work." Natasha said rounding the corner and giving the ever famous Hawkeye a reason to lose his concentration. "Ready when you are."

"UHH." Clint said just standing there staring causing her to smirk.

"You did want to go out for dinner right?" She asked noticing the bulge in his pants from where she stood ten paces in front of him.

"Umm on second thought why don't we stay here and get to know each other better!" Clint said making her smirk grow a bit wider.

"Clint I think we know everything about each other."

"Not that kind of knowing Tasha." He said closing the distance between the two of them pulling her into a very passionate and rough kiss. She was no stranger to the archers lips due to them being partners and having to use identities every now and again that caused them to be a married couple on vacation, but this kiss was different from any other he had ever given her in the past, there was something there that sparked that neither really knew what to call it at the time.

Breaking the kiss Natasha started leading him down the hallway. "We better bring this to my room if it gets any hotter. At least there's a fan in there."

"So what did you come up with?" Pepper asked taking a sip of water as Natasha re-entered reality.

"I think I realized when I fell in love with him!" Natasha said with a smirk.

"WRITE IT DOWN!" Maria and Pepper said in unison, as the seductive assassin began scribbling away on a sheet of paper.

Ok, so, yeah. That's what I've got so far. hope everyone likes it R&R and p.s. I don't own the Avengers! Sorry should have said that at the top.