Chapter 2
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Let's check up on Deidara and Sasori first ok?
"That was fun, un!" Deidara said. "hn. A waste of time." Sasori said in a bored tone. Jesse and James were near death so sasori and deidara decided to let them live.
"So… what do we do now?" Deidara asked sasori. Sasori shrugged his shoulders and said, "Sure beats the hell outta me." "Well, we could find something interesting, un" Deidara suggested.
"No, that's a stupid idea. Hey! But what if we found something interesting to show to Leader-sama?" Sasori stated pointing his finger into the air. "Hey, that's what I said." Deidara protested which received a glare from sasori.
They started to walk away from the dying pokemon thief duo when Deidara saw something. "Hey, what's that, un?" he said pointing at it. The thing apparently heard him and looked over at him. So far it looked like a bird. Its belly was white and its body was brown and it had black around its eyes. "Oh my Kami-sama." Deidara said. "IT'S A BIRD!" he said jumping up and down and pointing at it. "Oh joy. It's a bird. Whoo hoo." Sasori said drawing little circles in the air.
Deidara ran over to the bird which tried to fly away but he pounced on it like a cat. He sat there on the ground petting the bird. "This is so cool. Can I keep it donna, un?" he asked. "Oh sure, that's just what I need around the base. A real bird." Sasori said sarcastically. "Cool, un! Wonder if it has a name." deidara inquired. "Well why don't you ask it? Sasori suggested. "That's a great idea! Hey bird what's your name."
"Pieotto," it said. "Cool. Its name is Pigeotto. That's a nice name isn't it?" he asked. "Sure. Can we get moving?" sasori asked. "Fine, un" he sighed and got up.
Kakuzu and Hidan
Kakuzu and Hidan were walking through the forest with hidan bitching as always and his partner was covering his ears. Kakuzu finally turns to his partner and says, "shut the fuck up already!"
"Well then!" Hidan huffed as he crossed his arms. It was now finally quiet and Kakuzu broke it by sighing and saying, "final-fucking-ly." "You're a fucking asshole you know that?" Hidan retorted pouting.
"What are we supposed to do again?" he asked innocently. "We're supposed to find something interesting." Kakuzu replied. "Oh ok… well what's so interesting in this place?" hidan inquired. "How the hell should I fuckin' know?" He growled.
"Hey I just remembered something!" hidan exclaimed pointing his finger in the air. "Oh fuck, what now?" Kakuzu asked pinching the bridge of his nose. "When I was in 6th grade we had an aid for our teacher to help us. Her name was Mrs. Reed, (I know it's not Japanese) and boy was she a bitch! Fuck she kept constantly reminding us to fill out planners, and do your work. And damn was she mean! Jashin she fucking yelled at kids who weren't in our grade!" Hidan told kakuzu, who seemed very irritated.
As Hidan kept on ranting about this Mrs. Reed, bitch, he casually pulled out his wallet and started counting his money to make sure it was all still there. "Hello, 'kuzu? Are you paying attention?" Hidan asked punching him in the back head causing him to fling his wallet into the trees.
"Hidan you fucking heathen! You made me throw my wallet into the woods!" he hissed. "Well that's not my fuckin' fault! You're the one who let go of it!" Hidan shot back. "C'mon then! Let's go get it!" Kakuzu said pulling on the white haired man's arm.
The two ran off in the direction of kakuzu's wallet. "This is where it went right?" he asked a little worried. "Yeah… Hey look there it! Ha, I found your cheap-ass wallet!" hidan said as he pointed to it. Kakuzu grabbed it and turned and started walking back the way they came. As he past hidan he casually punched him in the back of the head.
"Ow! What was that for!?" he whined rubbing the back of head. "For making me lose this for one whole minuet!" he retorted counting its contents. "Oh my Kami-sama…" kakuzu stared wide eyed at his wallet. "What happened?" hidan put a hand on his partner's shoulder.
Kakuzu whipped around and said "Someone took it! I can't believe someone stole from me! Why would they even dare!?" "Whoa! Geez, calm down kakuzu! What was stolen?" he tried to calm the stitched nin down. "What the hell do you think was STOLEN!?" he hissed. "Um… some of your money?" he asked cautiously. "YA THINK!?" he yelled and hidan flinched.
EARLIER
"doo, do, do, doo." Mrs. Reed hummed as she walked through the forest. "Hey look a wallet!" she said excitedly. She walked over to the wallet and picked it up. "hmm, I wonder who's it is." She wondered checking for ID. When she found there was no but it had a name. "Kakuzu?" she questioned. "What kind of name that?" Then she decided to see how much money was in it.
"Wow! I didn't know someone could carry so much money." Mrs. Reed looked around then back at the wallet. "I guess this kakuzu person wouldn't miss 500." She said taking some money.
NOW
"How much did they take?" Hidan asked Kakuzu. "They… sniff… took… 500 dollars." He sniffed. "Aw, c'mon 'kuzu don't cry." Hidan soothed. "BUT ITS 500 FUCKING DOLLARS!" He sobbed. "Ah yes, but if we find this person you could kill them and take your money back and take whatever money they have." He cooed. "Ya think will we'll find that person?" he sniffed as he stopped crying. "Of course!" hidan assured.
"sniff okay then." He agreed. "okay first of all we have to narrow it down. Who we do we know who lives here?" hidan asked taping his chin. "Yeah that really narrows it down. Well we don't know ANY BODY!" he shouted throwing his hands in the air. Ugh, we're never gonna find this out." He sighed and sat down head in hands.
"Well, well, well if it isn't the old 6th grade student HIidan." A voice behind them said. Kakuzu looked up and hidan whirled around to see…
sorry for the cliffy guys! School is in the way. Tell me who you think it is ok people? Please? This is my 1st fanfic ever! I hope you liked it! Oh and special thanx to SEORI-SAMA AND MOIYOU-CHAN!!