Commercial Break: Shinsengumi School of Self-Defence for Women
The words: "Shinsengumi School of Self-Defence for Women" flashes across the screen.
We hear Okita Souji's voiceover speaking as announcer. "Ladies, are you tired of pervy men chasing you?"
Carrot and Miroku stand in background looking especially lecherous.
Okita continues. "And are you tired of always having to wait to be rescued?"
Molly Baker from Sailor Moon apprears, nodding vigorously and waving as Carrot and Miroku sneak up behind her.
Okita's voice pops in again. "Then you need to enroll in the Shinsengumi School of Self-Defense for Women! Our skilled instructors" (the camera flashes to a shot of the original Shinsengumi leaders... minus Okita, of course, who is speaking), "will teach you such useful defense moves as Gatotsu Punch" (Molly does punch to Carrot who tries to grab her) "as well as my famous Sandanzuki Move" (Molly does sandanzuki on Miroku, who falls, unconscious next to Carrot).
Okita cheerfully continues, "As you can see, these fun techniques can turn any girl from this" (shows Relena Peacecraft, Anthy Himemiya, and Molly) "into this" (the girls transform into tough fighters, Toshie Hijikata, Kaoru Okita, and Yuuko Kondou from Kidou Shinsengumi Moeyo Ken.) "Classes are filling up and we have a revolution to crush, so no extra class times are availiable. Please call now to reserve your spot!" A phone number is flashed on the screen.
The audience is shown, with Sailor Mars dialing the number on her cell phone to make an appointment for Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon scowls. "HEY! I know how to fight!"
Sailor Mars rolls her eyes in reply. "Barely. You need all the help you can get!"
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