Its all about the dares! The Shield Vs Aces & 8s
Writen by Aayniah Hardy
Co Writen by ILOVEADAMCOPELAND
Summary: Ok Fans It is time! To see which is better. TNA's "Aces & 8s" or WWE's "The Shield". But how are we gonna do that? With Dares Like duh!
Disclaimer: ILAC: I DON'T OWN TNA OR WWE.
AH: I DON'T OWN WWE OR TNA.
ILAC: What we're tryin to say is we own NOTHING!
Seth/Garett: I would be Happy!
Dean: If they did i would be very scared :(
Devon: Me too :(
ILAC: Aayniah?!
AH: What I'm Scary and Evil
ILAC: *SMH* Lets get on with the show.
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*Lights turn on. Devon,Aayniah,ILAC,Seth,Dean,Roman,Garett,And Ken are sitting on stage playing "Go Fish" And Drinking Beer(Well ILAC is drinking soda cause she is only 12)*
Dean: *To Seth* Got any threes?
Seth: *shakes head no* Nope
Aayniah: Garett what time is it?
Garett: *Thinks: Yes she asked ME!* Its uhhh*Looks at Cell phone* 2:30.
ILAC: Lets start the show. Aayniah?
AH: *Nods,Turns to Camara* Hello people of Wwe and Tna fan base! I'm the one and only Aayniah Hardy *Points to herself* and she is the crazy funny and and cutie, ILAC *Points to ILAC*!
ILAC: Hey Peoples! *Steps next to Aayniah* These Guys over here are The Shield *Rolls eyes,Half of the fans Cheer* Annnnnddd The Aces & 8s *Smiles,The other half of the fans Cheer*
AH: Anyway welcome to the baddest show on the web,ITS ALL ABOUT THE DARES!
ILAC: Yeah! So whats the rules?
AH: Ummmm We already Went over the rules.
ILAC: Riiiiiiiggggghhht!
AH: But i do still need to go over some stuff.
ILAC: Oh...*Punches Seth in the arm*
Seth: Owwwww what was that for? *pouts*
ILAC: Thats for beating me at cards,Asshole.
AH: ILAC,Leave Seth alone!
Seth: *Thinks: Wait did she just stand up for ME*
ILAC: Fuck it *Pouts*
Dean: Hey Hey Hey! Little girls should speak like that and Isnt this a T rated show?
ILAC: Shut the hell up i'll say what i wanna say when I want. And no it isnt its M rated for language.
AH: sorry guys she's just a sour loser as all. Anyway are other things we gotta tells ya! First as you can see Jonni isn't here. She called in Sick so her fill in is my new Friend,Jazz. *Smiles,Claps*
*A tall chocolate colored girl, who was wearing A gold T-Shirt and Black pants,Walked on Stage*
Jazz: *Shy* Hello everyone *Waves*
AH: Hey Jazzy Jazz! You told me you had a dare didn't ya.
Jazz: Fuck ya! I dare Garett to Kiss the cutest peason in the room; Male or Female.
Garett: *Thinks: Oh Man!* Well... *Kisses Aayniah*
Seth: *Rolls eyes*
ILAC: I see a love triangle! Don't Y'all
Garett: *Blushes* W-what?! I don't Love her. She was the cutest person in the room! It was a dare!
Devon: We ain't blind, Garett.
Garett: Devon?! Ain't you on my side?!
Ken: Who said he wasn't And it's the truth.
Garett: You Too Ken! Oh come on! And are you Forgeting A triangle has three sides not just two.
ILAC: Like a DUH! Seth Loves her too! didn't you see the way he rolled his eyes when Garett kissed her?
Roman: Yes it was priceless! *Laughs*
*Ken,Devon,Dean,and ILAC starts laughing wih Roman*
Seth/Garett: *Blushing* Leave me alone.
AH: *Clueless* What the fuck?
ILAC: Nothing.
AH: Ok? Well see you guys after the break!
/-Break-/
AH: Welcome back guys! And its time for our next dare! From The land For OOO(AN: Adventure time with fin and Jake DUH! BTW we also don't own that) AJpainter!
*13 year old walks on stage. He is wearing a white hat, A Light blue T-shirt, And dark blue jeans(He looks just like fin with a tan)*
AJpainter: Hey guys! my dare is for the tna camp.
ILAC: Coolsville! Lets hear it!
AJpainter: Ok I dare Devon To lick Kens foot
AH: Random and Weird...I Likes It!
Devon: Whatever i had to fight my way to the top...Licking Ken's foot is nothing.
ILAC: Take off the shoe Kenny boy!
AH: Awwe cute pet name!
Ken: *Blushes* Yeah Yeah lets just get this over with. * Takes off left shoe*
*To make this weirder Ken's foot smells like Blueberries.*
AH: OK WHO IS THE JACKASS WHO IS HIDING BLUEBERRIES FROM ME! *Throws chair at wall, Making a huge hole in it*
ILAC: Aayniah really love blueberries and i mean REALLY.
Devon: This is gonna be easy! * Licks Kens foot"
*Devon's whole face turns a sick shade of green. Devon Runs it the nearest bathroom. He pukes for like 10 mins and crawls back.*
Devon: Ugggggggh.
Garett: DEVON! *Grabs Devon* Speak to me please!
Devon: Garett? Is that you?
Garett: Yea its me bubby.
Ken: Devon! Dude are you ok?
Devon: K-ken?
Ken: Yea! Guy!
Devon: K-Ken y-your feet smell good but they taste v-very...*Faint*
Garett/Ken: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Ken and Garett start crying while Dean Roman And Seth look at them like they were crazed.*
Seth:Dddddddrrrrrrrrraaaaaaammmmm maaaaaaaa *Sing song*
Dean: I know right.
AH: Ok... Moving on!
ILAC: Right.
AH: But first *pours cold water on Devon.*
Devon: What the fuck happen? *Dazed*
ILAC: You licked Ken's blueberry smelling Foot and past out.
Devon: OOOOOOOOOH Ewwwww!
ILAC: Don't blame us blame the writers!
*No speaks*
Roman: Ain't yall the writers?
ILAC: Well ladies he aint just pretty he smart too.
Roman: HEY
ILAC: What i mean that you are Smart and Pretty...Pretty Sexy.
AH: Good one. *High fives ILAC*
Ken: I think you mean pretty ugly.
AH: OOOOOH Roman are you just gonna take that?
Roman: Like you can be talking Mr. Loserson.
ILAC: Wooow Ken? Come back?
Ken: At lease im not a fag!
Roman: Right i saw you kiss Jeff Hardy.
AH: ooooooooooooooooH! Wait what! That my brother in law when did this happen.
*Every looks at ken*
Ken: Well...Um...HE LIES!
Roman: Dumbass
AH: Roman you can't talk yo ass is Bi and Ken is too
Roman: *Blush* Yeah Yeah.
ILAC: I'm lost
Dean: Good
AH: *Smh* Ok
ILAC: Can i please dare Roman to marry Ken Pretty Pretty Please *Puppy dog eyes*
AH: Fine
Roman/Ken: Do we have a say in this?
AH: Sure. What do you two think?
Roman/Ken: Really?
AH: HellNo! This is my show and we need the ratings.
Roman: Wait This is only the second show!
ILAC: We know but we need to make sure we keep this show great so we can keep our jobs.
Devon: True
Dean: Didn't you guys say there can't be marriage dares.
AH: Yes Yes. I know but I lost a bet so Now there can be Marriage dares and The players can Dare us...with the help of The viewers.
ILAC: Thanks for blushing Garrett and Seth.
Seth/Garrett: Whatever.
ILAC: So next chapter Roman and Ken ARE GETTING MARRIED! *screams like a crazed fangirl*
AH: Thats what I called Major Yaoi Fangirling!
Roman: I AM NOT GAY!
ILAC: Like DUH! We know but this is to see who can last the longest.
Ken: Huh?
AH: What gonna happen is...Ken and Roman will not have to do any dares.
Roman: Yes.
ILAC: Butttttttt... That only lasts untill one of you say the marriage is over. When that happens the quiter has to do all the dares for his camp for the next *Thinks* 7 chapters.
Roman/Ken: All of them?
AH: Yes.
Ken: *Glups* Deal
Roman: Ok
ILAC: Alrighty then
AH: Anything else?
ILAC: all we have left is The "Dares form"
AH: Ok all you have to do is leave a comment for this story. And fill in the form we have.
ILAC: Thats all for today! Good night!
/-The end-/
AN: Well heres the Dare form!
Name: What you want your to be when you come on the show.
Age: Only if you want
Outfit: What you're wearing
Other: Anything thing else you wanted to add
Dares: Whatever dare you have
If you have anyother questions please PM AayniahHardy
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