A/N: Merry Christmas everyody!
BlackTwilightWolf: She's not mad. Just upset and worried that Umbra is in another dimension and the possible outcome of her never returning…
Umbra's PoV
I was in a grassy little meadow with my clothes around me like a comically large black blanket. I wrapped myself with my jacket and I folded my black jeans, with some difficulty, to make a small mattress. I stuffed my underwear into my now pointless brazier to make a rather uncomfortable pillow.
I looked around and started to wonder if Bliss put something in my lunch. Green pipes coming out of the ground, question mark blocks, weird turtle-y things, and brown mushrooms with feet…Wait…Is this the Mushroom Kingdom?! I looked slightly to the left and saw a mustachioed blue eyed man with a red shirt, Mickey Mouse-ish gloves, blue overalls, brown shoes, a comically large nose, and a funny looking mustache drinking tea…Umm..Okay?
I wagged my tail and mewed to get someone's attention, but it seemed that nobody heard me. A bulbous red plant with white spots gargled to a turtle wearing a helmet and holding a hammer. Said turtle walked up to me and picked me up. I squirmed in his grip and managed to pounce out of his arms. I hissed like a cat with my fur standing on end.
"Hey, calm down! I'm not going to hurt you." he said with his hands in the air in surrender.
I cautiously mewed and sniffed him. After checking to see if I could trust him, I pounced back into his arms and into my crudely made bed. He walked to a giant green faced turtle with a spiked green shell, two spikes on his tail, fiery red hair, eyes, and bushy eyebrows, a beige muffin shaped snout and underbelly, scaly yellow arms and legs, two spiked collars on his arms and one around his neck. I whimpered in fear and curled up.
"Sire, I found this strange looking…creature nearby." the turtle thing reported.
"That's a cat."
"Oh…What should we do with it, sire?"
"Take it to the castle…And check it's gender…."
I could care less that they were talking about me and referring me as an "it". I'm hungry, sleepy, and I have the urge to scratch something…Obviously, I can't right now or someone could get hurt. I snoozed off and took a nap. I woke up a few hours later, and it was nighttime. Everything was dark save for a few torches lighting up the room I was in. I could hear faint voices arguing. Using my umbrakinetics, I sunk into my own shadow and poked my head from a dark corner to see the same spiked shell turtle and an old trull on a broomstick with a purple witch's hat and cloak with a golden wand with a red jewel in it.
"Kammy, she could be a spy from the princess!"
"Sire, she's merely a child! An innocent, adorable, otherworldly child!" Kammy quipped.
"But -"
"No buts about it! We're keeping her, and thus. you're going to raise her as your own until we can send her back to her dimension…Poor thing…Left to perish on World one dash two." Kammy added in pity.
"Fine…She'll share Junior's room for the time being."
"At last you see reason. What if your son were in the kitten's position?"
"Don't bring my son into this conversation!" turtle thing roared.
I slowly sunk back into the shadow and back to where my clothes were. I scratched my ear with my foot and curled up to sleep. I just wanted to leave this creepy place and go home.
A/N: Feedback is greatly appreciated.
