Title: The Hammer
Author: Me's agains, I's just likes, so dildos.
Rating: PG
WarningsL: None. I don't warn for language. I swear too much IRL as it is.
Pairings: None
Notes: This time I picked a Dethklok song to write to... I shall do this all night until either A) I get hand cramps or B) I get bored. Whichever comes last.
A vicious blow cut in to Damien Cornickelson's side. He grunted in pain, glowering evilly at the source of the punch. Nathan Explosion hissed deep in his throat and growled, "Go, take a walk before I fucking kill you...", his deep green eyes blazing with uncontrollable anger at the little runt before him who had threatened to stagnate Dethklok completely, and make sure they'd never find a recording company again.
Magnus Hammersmith stood by silently, watching the scene unfold before him.
He wasn't going to do anything; let them pound each other to ease their quarrels. It wasn't his problem. Nathan snarled at Damien, causing the little bitch to laugh, braying like a donkey. Like a big, fat, stupid donkey. He couldn't take this shit anymore. The older man released his pent-up anger in a roundhouse punch to Damien's shoulder, dislocating it and knocking him out cold. Magnus nodded approvingly while the rest of Dethklok watched on in awe. He took Nathan's fist into his hands and studied it before acknowledging with a knowing grin, "You're like a hammer, Nathan."
"Yeah, I know. I'm a god. I'm The Kaiser."