First day of high school for YJ & JL!
Justice League are all 17 year olds (Along with Roy).
Dick and Zatanna are 14 (Skipped grades), Wally and Artemis are 15, & Kaldur, Conner, and M'gann are 16.
Gotham Academy, Principal's Office
Monday
3:45 pm
The principal of Gotham Academy was tired. Heck, tired was an understatement, a HUGE understatement. In all the years she has worked for schools, she has never had this kind of day before. I doubt you had it before. The principal was actually surprised that none of the teachers had resigned before school ended.
She looked one by one at the 15 students before her. They were the cause of the chaos, no, craziness. It was their first day in her school and they were already in trouble... They even had their own fangirls/fanboys and a few enemies. She could tell this won't be the last time these teenagers would be here.
"So... boys and girls, I hope you learned a very valuable lesson today?"
She was interrupted by a tomato covered boy, Wallace, "Yeah. I learned a lunch tray or anything for that matter wouldn't save you from Dick and a tomato. He'll find a way to hit you with the tomato. He always finds a way..."
"You shouldn't have went to the bathroom Wallace. You shouldn't have went there." The short black haired boy named Richard replied. He, on the other hand didn't have tomato on him.
"Trust me, I wish I didn't. I think I'm forever scarred by that event. I can't look at another toilet, the same way ever again." Wallace answered back.
"I'm sorry to cut off your conversation boys," the principal (named Doris Smill) took back the control of the conversation, "I'm talking about how you shouldn't disrespect, disobey, and disappoint your teachers. Nor will you make anyone faint, bleed, drool or throw rotten tomatoes at your friends/anyone in your vicinity... Anything I missed?"
Zatara provided her an answer and a question of his own (and rather bluntly may I add), "You forgot the part where we found our two gym teachers making out in the supply closet, then told the whole class, and then tweeted about it. Oh, and do we have to go to this 'guidance counselor'?" He held up the packet each of them got from the principal.
"Ah, the teachers... Anyway, yes. You all have to meet the student counselor every week. Because all the teachers think you kids have some kind of problem."
Clark sighed. "And we started with a rather nice day..."
Student Office
Monday
8:50 am
"Here are your schedules, maps of the school, and your school guide will be here in a few moments," said the nice desk lady, "Anyone want oreos?" She raised a plate of oreos up to their faces.
J'onn AKA 'John' looked at her, wide-eyed. "I love you."
Before the desk lady could process what he said, John took the plate of oreos and raced to a corner of the room. Barry, our experienced speedster, followed the food.
"Sorry 'bout that. John tends to get weird when oreos are involved." Oliver said with his charming smile #2.
Earlier that day, he, Barry, and Bruce started a contest on who can make the most girls fall in love with them by the end of the day. They made Clark the judge and Oliver was determined to win. His pride, ego, and not to mention dignity was at stake since the losers would have to run around the school in tutus while hugging every guy they come across.
Unfortunately for Ollie, the desk lady didn't seem impressed... at all. That is until Bruce came along.
Bruce decided it was his turn. He walked up to our nice desk lady, put on bad boy smirk #3, and smokey eyes #2. Then he said, "Hey," Bruce looked at her name tag, "Gladys..." Bruce winked at Gladys.
Our desk lady named Gladys promptly fainted right then and there. Ollie groaned in disbelief. Clark on the other hand opened his pocket notebook at put a check mark by Bruce's name.
"Bruce equals 1, Ollie equals 0, Barry equals-" Clark got cut off by Barry.
"FOOD! John! Share the food! Sharing! Is! Caring! Gimme an oreo!" Barry yelled.
The door of the office suddenly opened. There was silence. Until Robin AKA 'Dick' saw it was only Barbara.
"Hey Babs! How's it goin'?" asked Dick.
Barbara replied, "Hey! Wait... I'm supposed to be your guide?!"
"Yes! Another girl!" Artemis yelled, then glomped Barbara.
Barbara, still being hugged by Artemis, asked Dick what was going on. The Boy Wonder explained everything. From how their mentors are now teenagers to why the nice desk lady named Gladys is unconscious on the floor. He even explained to the team about Barbara and the bat clan's identities.
Before everyone left the office, Barbara made something clear. "Just so you know, I'm not responsible for you in any way, shape or form. Got that?"
English Class
Period 1
Bruce, Conner, and John had been writing acrostic poems ever since the class started. Their English teacher, Mrs. Simesecky, thought poems were a good way to express feelings. Boy, this teacher doesn't know what she's in for.
Mrs. Simesecky told everyone that they would each have a turn to share their poem. One by one the students shared. Some poems were happy and cheerful, others sad, and some...
"John, it's your turn to share."
The teenaged martian slowly stood up and read his aloud.
"Oreos are so yummy,
Round and creamy,
Exploding with deliciousness,
Oh the cookie goodness,
Sitting in my tummy."
Bruce and Conner face-desked (Definition: verb. Hitting one's face on a desk. Sometimes repeatedly) themselves. Of course it was going to be about oreos, it's John. John bowed and sat back down in his seat. Their English teacher didn't know what to say. She was speechless (Just so you know she's gonna be speechless a lot). So she decided to just moved on to the next student.
"Uuuh... Thank you John for your poem about... oreos. Conner, you're next."
Conner groaned, but reluctantly stood up. He read his poem.
"Monkey see, monkey do,
Oh monkey, I want to throw you.
No pill,
Kick you I will,
Every monkey I hate,
You stupid primate."
Silence, once again, reigned the room. Bruce face-desked himself, again, while John covered his face with his hands. Monkeys. Well, it's Conner we're talking about, come on people. Mrs. Simesecky is once again speechless. She cleared her throat and shook off her surprise.
"Uuum... Thank you Conner for sharing... Next!"
Bruce slunk down on his seat, not wanting to read. But it was too late, people were already staring at him. He sighed and thought, 'May as well get this over with.'
"Nights sinking in darkness,
I'm surrounded by weakness,
Ghosts appearing in and out of sight,
Haunting everyone all through the night,
The darkest of nights, claimless."
By the end of the class, Mrs. Simesecky (finally) realized that these kids must have a seriously wrong home life, 4 more girls fell in love with Bruce, Conner became friends with some of the guys in the football team who hate monkeys as much as he does, and John got an oreo cookie from one of his classmates.
Science Class
Period 2
Zatara, Zatanna, Wally, and Barry were working peacefully in Miss Lopez's class. That is until one of their classmates asked Miss Lopez if she thought magic was real. And the answer lies... in the dialogue!
"No! Magic isn't real!" -Wally snapped.
"Oh really?! What proof do you have for that?!" -Zatanna stands up (for magic!)
"Now, now. We shouldn't start fighting." -Barry tries to defuse the situation.
"Yeah, we don't. Because magic is real." -Zatara tries to help Barry defuse the situation...
"Who said that, dumbass?! Magic is not real!" -Barry said to Zatara. Barry believes the same thing Wally does.
"Science rules! Magic are... for fools!" -Wally end his cheer lamely.
"Ya wanna test that theory, Bub?!" -Zatanna raised her fist in front of Wally's face.
"Who you callin' dumbass, dumbass?!" -Zatara shouted at Barry.
"The cavemen called, they want your ideas of magic back!" -Barry said to Zatara.
"We interrupt this broadcast to say... FAIL! Man, that joke stunk!" -said the same guy who asked the magic question.
"Well, you stink!" -Barry retorted.
"Yeah, Sure! I'll test that theory!" -Wally replied to Zatanna.
"Oh, I'll make sure you regret that!" -Zatanna said, all the while reaching into her bag for her pepper spray.
"Children, to be clear, the question was directed towards me. Not you." -Miss Lopez tries to stop them from fighting, but fails miserably.
"DON'T GET INTO THIS, LOPEZ!" -The four 'children' yelled at their teacher.
This was their fight.
Okay, so the answer wasn't in the dialogue. So what? This is my story. Anyway, the magic-is-slash-is-not-real debate continued till the end of class. Actually, it never really stopped. By the end of class, Miss Lopez decided to avoid any future questions involving magic ever again, Barry earned 3 girls' hearts, Wally got pepper sprayed and the 2 speedsters and the 2 magicians were still going at it.
Lunch
Period 5
Once upon a time, Richard the Dick found a rotten tomato on his salad. Wallace the science nerd happened to be talking about how hilarious it is when someone is hit with a rotten tomato during the time. So like a normal human being would do, Dick threw the tomato at Wally. But alas, Wally protected himself with his lunch tray.
"What the hell, bro?"
"I wanted to see if your theory about rotten tomatoes is correct. Now, hold still..."
"NO! When I said someone, I didn't mean me!"
"Oh! ... Well, too bad. "
Dick went to the lunch line and asked the lunch lady if he could have all of their rotten tomatoes for a $100. The lady accepted the money and gave him 2 buckets of tomatoes. All through out lunch, Dick tried hitting the fastest boy alive with a tomato, but alas he was just too fast. But he did only use one bucket. The second bucket will definitely hit the very fast red head, he'll guarantee it.
'Muhwahahaha!' Dick thought evilly.
Meanwhile in the other end of the table...
"Yo Clark! Whose in the lead for the bet?" Ollie tried asking casually. He leaned towards Clark (Sitting in front of him) expectantly.
"Ha! I bet it's me! I got 3 girls from science!" Barry announced. He stood up and posed to prove his point.
"Well, I got 4 from math class!" Ollie boasted.
"Why am I sitting with you people again?" Bruce asked rhetorically. He took a bite of his salad and looked at the people around him.
Ollie didn't get the memo and answered his question. "It's because you wanted to know the scores!"
"The question was rhetoric, Queen. If you don't know what that means, it means I didn't want the question answered." Bruce said, annoyed. 'I'm surrounded by idiots. Karma's a bitch. Turning me into a baby, then a teen and surrounding me with these people...'
Clark sighed. This day is exhausting. "Now, now. Children. No need to fight." He took out his notebook where he kept the scores.
"Who you calling 'children', Boyscout?"
"Hey! I'm seventeen... Woah, that felt weird to say."
"You can say that again."
Clark cleared his throat and said the scores, "Bruce equals 5. Ollie equals 4. Barry equals 3." He laid the notebook of scores on the middle of the table.
"Nooooooo! Say it isn't true!" Ollie cried out.
"Aaaw man. I don't wanna wear a tutu!" Barry complained.
"Read it and weep, boys! Yeah! Beat that, suckahs!" Bruce cheered.
"Just wait until gym!" Ollie said.
"Wait until Jim does what?" Barry asked stupidly.
Bruce rolled his eyes. "Gym as in P.E."
"Ooooooooh!"
Clark pinched the bridge of his nose. "Oh boy."
P.E. (AKA Gym)
Period 8
"Why do we have these gym uniforms? Ugh! You gotta be kidding me!" Zatanna complained as she sits on the bleachers. Her friends sitting beside her.
"Tell me about it!" Barbara agreed.
"These shorts are way too... Short! Are they supposed to be like this?" Megan asked the human girls. She looked at them for help.
"I guess. But if you ask me, the guy who designed these is a pervert." Artemis answered her naive alien friend.
"I feel so exposed and naked..." Zatanna agreed.
All of a sudden, Robin appeared out of no where. He had the same design of uniform except longer shorts and shirt.
"Naked?!" Robin said incredulously, "We can't have that! Here take my shirt!" He took off his shirt and offered it to Zatanna. All the girls around him got wide eyed as they took in the view of his abs and muscles, some girls got nose bleed as others drooled (Just so you know Zatanna, Megan, and Artemis were included in this group of girls).
"Dick, she doesn't need it. You do. Now put your shirt back on!" Barbara ordered Dick, "You're making the girls bleed and drool!"
Robin just now took notice to his audience and sheepishly put his shirt back on. He laughed nervously, "Sorry Babs..." As the boy wonder put on his shirt, all of the girls glared at Babs for making Dick put his shirt back on. Babs ignored the glaring looks.
Conner suddenly wandered into the group. He was only wearing shorts and was holding a ripped shirt (meaning he didn't have a shirt on, ladies). Conner said, "Uhm... I ripped my shirt... again."
On the other side of the bleachers...
"I'm booooorrrrreeeeed!" complained Arthur rather loudly.
"Oh, take a chill pill, your highness." replied Zatara, while he rolled his eyes.
"What is taking our teachers so long? We should be having class by now." Kaldur wondered.
Wally groaned beside him. Wally shook his head and said to Kaldur, "Jeez Kaldur! Relax! Be glad they're not here yet! Just sit back and relax."
"Or we could find out where the teachers are. It could ease our boredom." John suggested.
Roy stood up. "That's a great idea, John! Come on, let's look around!" Wally and Roy jumped off the bleachers and the rest of the group followed for they didn't want to stay seated any longer.
The group walked around the gym. They walked past a half naked Conner and a few girls, Ollie doing push ups while being surround by drooling girls, Barry talking to some people about the theory of evolution, and Bruce being a loner but still is being watched like a hawk by a group of lovesick girls. Zatara and Arthur were about to call it quits when they passed the supply closet and heard kissing sounds and moans. Loud moans.
The group of boys all turned red.
"Uhm... You don't think that..." Wally didn't want to finish his sentence.
"... Maybe we should go back to our seats..." Kaldur weakly suggested. He was afraid of what they might find in the closet.
Roy gulped. "Ugh! They're nasty!" He whispered to the rest of the boys.
Zatara shook his head. "Seriously?! A supply closet!"
"Don't forget to mention we're supposed have P.E. class right now." John added.
"I say we open the door." Arthur said.
"Are you kidding?!" Wally quietly exclaimed incredulously.
"For all we know they could just be... watching tv... or listening to the radio... with those sounds..." Arthur offered his thinking, "Oh come on! You can't not be curious about what's behind that door!"
"I believe he is right..." Kaldur gave in to the truth. The rest of the boys had succumb to their curiosity. "Shall we open the door on three?" Everyone nodded.
"One..."
"Two..."
"Three!"
The door got slammed open courtesy of Zatara.
Inside the closet was exactly what the boys heard outside. Their two gym teachers were going at it in the closet. Mr. L and Ms. R looked at the boys in horror. They were found out! Zatara, Arthur, Kaldur, Wally, and John did the most reasonable thing in their mind.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
They screamed and ran.
The boys passed by their class and screamed, "Our teachers are doing it in the closet!"
"MY EYES! THEY BURN!"
"THEY'RE NASTY!"
"UGH!"
"EW! EW! EW!"
"GROSS!"
"THEY HAD HICKEYS!"
As Wally ran, he took out his phone and tweeted about what just happened. It wasn't just Wally who tweeted. Every student in the gym started tweeting about the whole incident. Zatanna, Megan, and Artemis took pictures and posted it on Facebook.
Guys' Bathroom
Passing Period between periods 8 and 9
Wally was whistling as he entered the empty bathroom. He went to an empty stall and was about to zip open his pants when he got hit in the face with a full force of a bucket of rotten tomatoes.
"What the hell?!"
Wally wiped his eyes of tomatoes and looked at the source of the hit. But all he could see was the toilet. All of a sudden, the toilet started to morph. It got taller and taller and morphed until Wally was staring at the face of John Jones.
"What the hell?!"
"Hello Wallace. Nice to see you too."
"Wha- You- I- John, why did you throw a bucket of tomatoes at me?!"
"Oh, Richard gave me a week supply of oreos to do that."
"You mean he bribed you. Great."
"You say it like it's a bad thing."
"John! Don't you get?! He bribed you with oreos to throw tomatoes at me! ... And I almost peed on you! Peed on you!"
"... Oh. Awkward."
Gotham Academy, Principal's Office
Monday
3:46 pm
"The school is not going to suspend you, nor expel you. So be glad." said Mrs. Smill the principal to the students.
"Why should we be glad?! We didn't get expelled! Or suspended!" Oliver said stupidly. His friends groaned in annoyance to Ollie's stupid thinking.
"... Anyway, rather than expelling or suspending you, you guys will be talking to a counselor after or before every school day. Starting today and maybe a little bit tomorrow. I already called your guardian and she said it was alright." Mrs. Smill asked.
"What?!" Everyone yelled.
"One by one you will all go into that room," The principal pointed outside the room, to a door in the opposite side of the hallway, "There, you will be talking to the guidance counselor. Got it?"
There was a murmur of 'yes's in the room.
Disclaimer: I don't own YJ, JL, Twitter, or Facebook.
Just so you know the poems were mine.
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