A/N: OMG I'M SO SO SO SO SORRY! My computer fucked up! SORRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
It had been a busy day for her, indeed. Her boss, Charlie, had basically thrown a massive pile of paperwork at her, and, oh, she needed to have them done before next day, seventeen o'clock. And then, in the middle of her working, Metro Man had come swooping in, picking her up and carried her out of the room in no time.
«What the fuck are you doing?» she snarled at him. He looked dreamily at her, grinning evily, and a look of hope shoved on his features.
«Oh, I'm sorry Roxie» he said in a tone that told her that he was so not sorry. At all. Next moment, she found herself blindfolded and tied up. Though, the ties were too lose, but at the same time too tough. She could not break through them, however hard she tried.
«What the fuck, Wayne?!» she yelped into the darkness, 'cause sure, she still felt the wind caressing her cheek.
«Now, Roxie. Just wait til you see what I see! Oh, I'm so exited about this!» he laughed and danced in the air.
«Am I in danger or something?» Roxanne asked sourly.
«Oh, you will survive, alright. But you won't live until you sort stuff out!»
And then the next moment he had used superspeed again. So here she was, being carried through a house. She struggled to come loose, of course.
«Wayne! Let me down, what are you doing?! Wayne Scott, put me down immediatly!» she cried.
And he started, again, with his fucking surviving shit. «Hey, Roxie, listen, I need this to be done, okay? I assure you, everything will be fine and you will survive this» he straight out cooed, angering her even more. Was he losing his mind?! And next she knew, he used superspeed again.
It was dark around her, she saw that through the blindfold, even. She screamed at him, telling him to let her go, before she silently sobbed. Where was she, anyways? It felt tight inside of here, as if she was in a small place.
A sudden movement to her left surprised her, and she turned towards the sound. «Who's there?» she snarled, and the person/thing backed up.
«Please don't hit me!» it shrieked. Roxanne blinked, then answered that «I can't, you idiot!»
And then she recognized his voice. And her first thought wasn't 'ew, I'm stuck with him' or 'why the fuck am I in a closet with him?'. No, her first thought was filled with relief, because she knew that if he was there, she would at least not be alone. 'Thank god he's here'.
She blinked. Why was she relieved? What could she possibly be relieved by? He was her kidnapper.
And Metro Man is the cities Defender a little voice sung in her head. She ignored it.
Mentally, she went trough the list of persons she would want to be stuck with in a tiny space for long terms.
No one. No one other then Minion. And he was right under Megamind.
What the fuck?
And all this happened in under a few seconds, and she found herself saying
«Wait… Megamind?» She felt the pressure in the air around her moving, telling her that Megamind had done something.
«That's-that's me!» he laughed nervously. Roxanne smiled. Her eyes burned under the blindfold, and she twisted her hands abruptly. No, still stuck.
«Do you mind… help me a lil, here?» she asked quickly, wanting to get rid of the fucking blindfold. It took him some time to answer.
«I assure you, Miss Ritchi, that there are no way out. I'm bleeding, I've tried that hard. I wish I could at least get you out of here, but I can't.» he told her sheepishly. Roxanne growled inwardly. Why the fuck couldn't he just drop calling her 'Miss Ritchi'? She'd told both him and Minion to do so, but they never did.
She laughed outwards, though.
«Oh, no, Megamind. I'm blindfolded. And, uh… Metro Man has tied me up too» she quickly said. «And just for your information, he has no idea what he's been doing. Oh, and, are you okay? It needs to be tough before it hurts you. Is it Wayne that has done this?» she snarled, suddenly deeply concerned for the blue (Which… she seemed to forget that he was, sometimes, very often? It had just become… a matter of fact. Megamind is blue, alright, live with it). Alien villain.
That was her kidnapper.
Fuck.
Well, she thought. It didn't look like she had to touch him though, even in this place. She swore to herself that no, no touching on me, however much I want it. And she was ready to fight for that. Well, she was sure that she wouldn't have to.
Megamind only touched her when he tied her up, and these touches were carefull, caressing breezez, as if he thought she was made out of glass and would break if he man-handled her.
He never touched her without that.
Never.
Fuck Roxanne thought again.
Fuck.
And sometimes, when a death trap almost hit her, or an alligator almost bit her, she would see that flicker of concern over his features, and Minion would always flince. She had a feeling that both aliens scolded the animals hard after that.
Why did he have to be concerned? It just messed up her way of thinking. Seriously, she was the damsel in distress, he was the kidnapper! He wasn't supposed to be concerned, and Roxanne definitely wasn't supposed to feel so warm when he was. But he did, and she was.
Fuck.
Oblivious to her mental struggle, the super villain sighed.
«Of course, Miss Ritchi. I am fine, I just tried too hard to break down the walls. He didn't hurt you, did he?» said super villain asked. Again, concerned. But maybe he sould be this time, she was locked up with him after all.
No, he still shouldn't be concerned.
God fucking damnit.
Before she could say anything, she felt that he moved towards her in the dark, and shortly after his long fingers were loosening the knots of the nylon rope. How the fuck did he manage to do it? She didn't!
«No, he didn't. But he spoke of 'How great it will be when you finally see what I see' and 'You'll survive, of course you will. Water, food, toilet, but you wont live until you've figured it out'. I wonder what he meant?» she said, furrowing her brows. She cursed under her breath, swearing to god that he would pay for this.
And then something touched her forehead, and seconds later she could see. Megamind had taken off her blindfold. Inside, she gasped. He would allow her to see him as vulnerable as this… that was… that was actually very sweet of him.
She could just barely make out his body in the dark room. His enormous head and slim figure was hard to loose. And where his skin was bared, she saw it barely glow blue. His eyes, though.
Oh, how many times hadn't she looked into those gorgeous eyes? The green colour was highly enjoyable, and now… they wer directly glowing. Not 'barely showing colour' as his blue skin, but glowing. Like, almost throwing light.
She blinked. Then he looked down, at his own hands. Roxanne frowned. Where were they? Why the fuck did Wayne, Metro Man, the cities fucking Defender, lock them up here? What? How? Why?
Probably a closet. Probably at Scott Manor. But they were just 'probablies'. She wanted answers, goddamnit!
Megamind snapped her out of it.
«I'm sorry you have to go through this, Roxanne» he said slowly, carefully, and Roxanne thought a hundred things at the same time. She felt that warmth again, spreading through her stomach, and she smiled weakly. She enden up saying just one of those hundred thoughts.
«Oh, Megamind» she smiled, and wrapped her arms around him, pressing her face into the crook of his neck.
Fuck.
Yeah, there goes that vowe.
Again, a hundred thoughts went through Roxanne's head.
What's he gonna do?
He's probably gonna push me away!
He's you kidnapper, Roxanne, get a grip!
Was just a few of them.
Slowly, slowly, Megamind wrapped his arms around her too. Her breath exploaded. Surprised, she didn't know she'd held it.
Then he sighed heavily and placed his cheek on top of her head, tightening his hold on her.
She smiled.
Maybe this time wouldn't be so bad, after all.