It has cussing so, you have been warned!
MAH BETA BE STELLAMARRIS!
Itachi's POV
After all of the god damned flashing, I opened my eyes to a shocking sight. I was trapped in huge rectangular prism with a huge opening. The opening was covered with a clear moveable and slightly sticky mesh. The mesh didn't seem to have chakra in it, in fact I couldn't sense any chakra anywhere. I knew I shouldn't have grabbed that thing. I am defidently going to put Pein in 72 hours of torture again for this. I heard a banging sound, and for once actually looked at what was outside of the box. All of the others were trapped in their own boxes, and we seemed to be on some sort of gigantic table. Wait a second, were the hell were we? The banging sound was Hidan, he was swinging his scythe around shouting, "YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THE FUCKING POWER OF JASHIN-SAMA!" "God damn it Hidan! Shut up or I'll blow you to the moon!" Deidara shouted. Hidan stopped freaking out and shouted back at him. "Don't tell me what to do! Jashin-sama will woop your ass!" "Shut up or I will put you through 72 hours of 'jashin-sama' cutting your balls off!" I shouted. They immediately stopped and gulped, looking away from me. Hidan resumed thrashing around again, and managed to knock his box to the ground. He flew out, hittiing his head on the floor. Kakuzu started laughing his head off, and we all stared at him. He recovered, and explained. "I must be going crazy, but we must have shrunk and gone somewhere else. Look, there are giant people here." We all turned our heads and saw how huge the people here were. Hidan had gotten up by now and was trying to climb up one of the legs of the table. Konan suddenly gasped. "Hidan, act like your dead, a few of the natives are coming!" We all turned to where she was pointing and gasped. Hidan glared at her, not believing her. "She's serious Pein, act like your dead! And for the rest of us, stand very still!" We obeyed, and Hidan fell backwards, his eyes looking glazed over. I sighed once more before holding my breath. This was going to be interesting.
Stella's POV
Well after shopping for a half an hour, I proposed that we go to the comic store and look for Naruto stuff. Well technically I just said we were going to the comic book store and they agreed. After we walked in, I saw a huge sign that said 'Naruto Stuff' in Naruto styled letters and ran over to it, with Hannah and Nicole trying to catch up with me. I was very very hyper today thanks to the Venom I drank earlier. (XD) I noticed they had Akatsuki figures, and was about to run over to the table when I noticed a Hidan figure on the floor. I simply bent over and picked him up, quickly shoving it in my purse. Nicole was right behind me, glaring at me through her brown eyes that matched her hair. "What? It was outside of it's box anyway . . ." I reasoned. She merely shook her head before going to look at the other figures. Hannah immediately grabbed the Itachi one and put it in our little basket. She was such a fangirl. Then again, we all were. I grabbed Deidara and Nicole grabbed Sasori, happy that for once he wasn't in his big bulky ugly grabbed the rest, paid for them all and left. (We didn't pay for Hidan XD) We drove for ten minutes, almost hitting a seagull, and got home. We arranged them on the windowsill of the huge window in the livingroom and I played with Deidara, a little over amused by it. Eventually I got the urge to go an make a sandcastle and put my bikini back on. I convinced Hannah to help me, Nicole had gone to the art store, and we went outside for a bit.