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February edition

Sexual intercourse (verb) – sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of genitals into the genitals of a partner(s), typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen, especially for humanoid species.

Question 2 – How often do you have sex?

Lt Pavel Chekov, Chief Navigation officer – Operations division

'Whenever Jaylah permits it'

Lt Hikaru Sulu, Second office & Chief Pilot – Command division

"This is a bone of contention between me and Ben at the moment, so I better not say"

Lt Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer – Engineering division

"Every day, if you include kissing"

Dr Carol Marcus – Chief Tactical officer – Tactical & Security division

"I'm married to James Kirk, so take a guess"

Lt Commander Nyota Uhura, Chief of operations – Operations division

"I am married to a Vulcan so have no comment on the matter. But do I look dissatisfied to you?"

Dr Leonard McCoy – Chief Medical officer – Medical division

"4.3 times per night. Not sure what the .3 stands for, the Mrs won't tell me"

Captain James Kirk – Commanding officer - Command division

"What did Dr Marcus tell you?"

Lt Commander Spock – First Officer & Chief Science officer - Command & Science division

"I have no comment on the matter."

Author's Notes -

Well I am returning to fanfiction writing, I lost my father last year so just starting to get back to myself. Thought it best to deal with the lighter, silly stories first. Thanks for your patience.