I know I haven't uploaded anything on here but inspiration struck.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this characters. This is half AU because, well if you know then you know.

Dipper and Mabel forgot that their could be more evil people than Gideon Gleeful.

Right now Dipper and his sister were tied up in a cave because some insane cultists kidnapped them. Mabel was yelling at the cultists that Grunkle Stan would come find them while Dipper was trying to figure out a way to get out.

"The summoning circle is finished!" yelled one of the cultist in glee. One of the cultists, who Dipper and Mabel were pretty sure is the leader, freaking grind like the Cheshire cat.

"Are you ready to see your first real demon!? Well of course it will be the last thing you see but I'm pretty sure you're still exacted!" said the leader, which Mabel nicknamed Natalie for some strange reason. Suddenly a very large and buff build man picked them up and carried them somewhere not far from the circle, the sacrifice altar.

The cultists gathered around the circle and the home-made candles then Natalie took a really sharp kitchen knife and cut his wrist. He then let the blood drip on the summoning circle. Then everyone started to chanting in Latin. The twins had a clear view of the summoning circle, so they also saw how the circle started to glow.

The light continued to become more and more powerful and the room filled with smoke and mist some how. Suddenly the room filled with blinding bright light and white noise.

~We Are Now Experiencing Natalies Point Of View~

As the blinding light cleared and the white noise disappeared, I looked at the summoning circle expecting to see D'joose the Vicious but I saw nothing.

~We Are Now Experiencing Everyones Point Of View~

The white noise that disappeared not some time a go, got replaced with the sound of liquid gurgling and splattering on to the floor. Everybody looked at the circle and saw something strange.

It was a bunch of organs that were still working and that meant that the blood was just pouring out of the organs but maybe the strangest part was that the organs, resembled a duck. Yes, it looked like grotesque version of a duck but still, a duck.

Natalie was confused because how could D'joose the Vicious turn in to some organ duck?

"Ehem, who are you? Where is D'joose the Vicious?" asked Natalie.

"I AM THE DEMON THAT CONTROLS YOUR FAITH. I AM THE DEMON THAT CAN CHANGE YOUR FAITH. I AM THE DEMON THAT NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SUMMON. YOU CAN CALL ME BRIAN." said a voice in everyones mind. It was the organ duck that was speaking in their minds.

'Anticlimactic.' though almost everyone. 'Come on, that name is lame.'

"I HEARD THAT. THAT ISN'T VERY NICE." said Brian.

"Who cares," Brian looked offended, "where is the one I summoned?" asked Natalie.

"YOU SUMMONED ME! YOU PROBABLY MESSED SOMETHING UP IN THE CIRCLE AND OR IN THE INCANTATION." said Brian. Mabel frowned because Brian seemed a little bit sad.

"Okay, minor setback. Can you still kill these two?" asked Natalie.

"AND WHAT WOULD I GET?"

"You can take their souls." answered Natalie to Brian's question.

"HOW ABOUT NO!" said Brian. Suddenly the cultists collapsed, unmoving and turning whiter by the second.

Dippers and Mabels binding came of and freed their bodys. Dipper ran over to the cultists and checked their puls. There was nothing their. They were also missing their eyes.

"What did you do demon?! Their dead!" called out Dipper, filled with fear.

"I JUST TRANSPORTED THEIR ORGANS TO PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM. I ADVISE YOU TO NOT TOUCH THEIR STOMACHS." said Brian.

"Why?" asked Mabel, not being very afraid of the strange duck demon.

"THE ALCOR RULE FORBIDS THE SACRIFICING OF ANY AND EVERY CHILD AND YOUNG TEEN. IF THE RULE IS BROKEN, DEMONS ARE FREE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO DO TOO THE RULE BRECKER. ALCOR USUALLY SAYS WE SHOULDN'T KILL THEM, WE SHOULD MAKE THEM SUFFER BUT USUALLY I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THEM, LIKE GIVE THE ORGANS TO PEOPLE WHO NEEDS THEM." explained the duck.

"Okay, I don't know how should I feel about that Alcor fellow but thank god for his rule." said Dipper. It became kind of awkward in the cave, maybe because he mentioned god or maybe because he just sneezed. You can't blame him, there's a lot of dust in this cave.

"WELL I HAVE TO GO NOW. THE RAMIREZ ARE SUMMONING ME." said Brian and with that, he vanished, taking the blood puddle he made, with him.

"Wait, did he just mention Ramirez? Thats Soos family!" exclaimed Dipper.

"Maybe its a different Ramirez?" said Mabel.

"Probably." and with that said, they exited the cave and tried to find their way home.

~With Brian~

"WHAT IS IT, THE PERSON THEY CALL SOOS?" said Brian.

"You seem different. Did something happen?" asked the handyman.

"SOME CULT WAS TRYING TO SACRIFICE TWO CHILDREN. TWINS." answered the duck that was spilling blood on the summoning circle.

Suddenly Soos started grinning. Which was scaring the duck.

"WHAT IS IT HUMAN?" asked Brian.

"Brian, that was past Alcor and Mizar." answered Soos, smile still stuck on his face.

Brian didn't seemed very shocked, he knew that newborn kitten sneeze anywhere.

And scene. Do you know who is Brian, Alcor or Mizar?